That's right, folks: Tweet rapidly and with enough populism, and if you amass a sufficient number of votes for a plausible candidate town within an unspecified timeframe, Lemony Snicket will come to your town during his next tour! Show your hometown pride and Twitter sign-up enthusiasm by participating in this contest! You too can banish Lemony Snicket to Centralia with the power of tweeting! Don't forget, "you gotta tweet it to bleat it!" Twitter!
Also, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram I guess. Anywhere hashtags roam free.
Edit: Timeframe now specified: July 29th is your deadline!
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If anyone has a banner of mine that's missing due to TinyPic shutting down, you can get it back from my Arts+Crafts thread, here, where I've re-uploaded all of them to a new server.