Since we haven't had a T.A.O.A. profile on the official social media for a while, I decided I would, after all, transcribe the remaining four now:
Keller Haines [sic] Occupations: Double Agent/Codemaker Commonly Applied Descriptives: Secretive, Resourceful, Styled Principal Predicament: Rescuing his sister whilst having a difficult mother. Favorite Book:Hansel and Gretel by the Brothers Grimm Overheard Saying: "Psst. You know where, you know when." Recently Seen: Distracting his mother, the better to meet his associates late at night.
Lizzie Haines Occupations: Actress/Kidnap Victim Commonly Applied Descriptives: Clever, Concealed, Theatrical Principal Predicament: Getting abducted just when she was about to learn the truth. Favorite Book:A Narrative of Captivity and Restoration by Mary Rowlandson Overheard Saying: "Lizzie Haines? An old man like myself has never heard of her." Recently Seen: Tearing off a fake beard, the better to blindfold a guard she's knocked unconscious.
Ornette Lost Occupations: Sculptor/Journeyperson/Firefighter Commonly Applied Descriptives: Creative, Fierce, Nimble Principal Predicament: Signalling associates before a villain can decode her sculpted message. Favorite Book:A Thousand Cranes by Yasunari Kawabata Overheard Saying: "I think you dropped this." Recently Seen: Passing a man a small paper statue of a woman who is lurking just across the street holding a map and a dagger, also made of paper.
Lemony Snicket Occupations: Apprentice/Narrator Commonly Applied Descriptives: Observational, Polite, Literary Principal Predicament: Occupational Loneliness Favorite Book:The Bears' Famous Invasion of Sicily by Dino Buzzati Overheard Saying: "Get scared later." Recently Seen: Getting scared.
Post by Terry the Cat on Mar 17, 2016 17:08:47 GMT -5
Oh hey, I actually received a Snicket recruitment package back in December as well, but totally forgot to mention it here. I got it because of my work with TheSnicketFile, so there are some pictures of it there.
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