Part Five - Best Bilingual
youtu.be/9b75ICYJDi4BANDIT:
...what did I just see?
TELERAM:
Now Bandit, I know you've never been to a party. That just what this is. A very...strange party, to be sure, but not too out of the ordinary.
BANDIT:
I don't care; these people are weird. Let's just make our phone call and get out of here before the weird rubs off on us.
TELERAM:
Very well.
(The two of them began to back slowly out of the room. The rest of the guests, they believe, are staring intently at them.)
BANDIT (visibly uncomfortable):
What is it with you people?!? Did my shadow get up and start making faces?
(He glances behind him and nearly jumps out of his skin. ZORTEGUS is inches away.)
ZORTEGUS:
Hello there I...
Don't mean to stare
But you two are just...what I needed
When Terry called up I...
Was thunderstruck
The timing was like you had heeded
Some secret call, a...
Telepathic wall
It's better than if I had planned it
So come on my guests
We're truly...blessed
Let's welcome Teleram and Bandit
Come meet the best bilingual,
Bisexual, Argentinian
Porque están aquí
Has algo por mi
Y conocer a todos mis amigos
Conocer el señor
Soy el mejor
Siempre haré todo contigo
TELERAM:
Sorry, we don't plan to stay
Please, we'll be on our way
As soon as we call up our friend
BANDIT:
Yes!
TELERAM:
We can go stay with him
And, if it's his whim
Our car will soon be on the mend
ZORTEGUS:
Never mind that, you two
I'll make it good as new
But please spend the night since it's storming
We're just starting our fun
Please babies, don't run
There'll be plenty of time in the morning
Come meet the best bilingual,
Bisexual, Argentinian
Come on, put me to the test
TERRY:
Test!
ZORTEGUS:
And stay for the rest
TRIP:
Rest!
ZORTEGUS:
I'll show you my...latest pastime
I've been...creating life
With the help of a knife
And more knowledge than I had last time
Come meet the best bilingual,
Bisexual, Argentinian
Hit it! Hit it!
Come meet the best bilingual,
CHORUS:
Best Bilingual!
ZORTEGUS:
Bisexual...
CHORUS:
Argentinian!
ZORTEGUS:
So come follow me
I'll contain my glee
I just want to you see my creation
I know you'll be impressed
Please! You're obsessed
I know it's not my imagination.
(ZORTEGUS disappears as quickly and quietly as he appeared.)