The Works of Max Mitix
Dec 10, 2016 1:13:06 GMT -5
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Post by Timmixxa on Dec 10, 2016 1:13:06 GMT -5
These are the works of Max Mitix, the best poet EVAR. His works are the best.
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THE WORKS OF MAX MITIX - IMPROVISED
(These poems are from the penthouse. Commentary included.)
Origins I
Timmixxa: do you want some improvised poems
Zortegus: No
Mister Dent: Ooh some freestyle raps?
Timmixxa: um
Timmixxa: sure
Mister Dent: Okay. Want us to like
Mister Dent: give you prompts
Timmixxa: sure
Origins II
Zortegus: Hahahhaa
Timmixxa: what zortegus what
Zortegus: Please copypaste these and post them in the forum, it'll be a great way to start your forum life
Timmixxa: that was what i was thinking
Timmixxa: chaotic creativity
Mister Dent: (Please keep the commentary too)
Timmixxa: ok
Zortegus: Yes
Butterfly Effect
Mister Dent: Okay
Mister Dent: The prompt is: butterfly
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: Butterfly effect start out small
Timmixxa: and it goes all the way to big and tall
Timmixxa: and now ill tell you the action that did it all
Timmixxa: and led the world to its downfall
It's Not A Haiku
bsam: that's a weird haiku
Timmixxa: its not a haiku
I Have A Jar Of Dirt
Zortegus: Pirates
Timmixxa: ok zort
Timmixxa: i have jar of dirt in my hand
Timmixxa: and i would not like to have a jar of sand
Timmixxa: for my little pirate band
Timmixxa: couldn't see sand on any land
Petition Petition
Mister Dent: Next prompt is: petition to call fire ants "spicy boys"
Timmixxa: Petition petition coming through
Timmixxa: lets call them fire ants "spicy boys"
Timmixxa: for they do crazy stuff and burrow through
Timmixxa: down to the dirt and do the rave, boi
Mister Dent: YOU JUST RHYMED THROUGH WITH THROUGH
Mister Dent: AND BOYS WITH BOI
Timmixxa: i know
Mister Dent: That's like illegal???
Timmixxa: it's like
Timmixxa: fast thinking
Zortegus: Hahahaha
Timmixxa: i panic and go
Timmixxa: through and through
Timmixxa: ok
Rejected
Mister Dent: Next prompt is: Nicholas Kringle, sex symbol
Timmixxa: what
Timmixxa: no
Timmixxa: pg only, boi
Mister Dent: You did spicy boys but won't do sexy santa
No Shave November
bsam: beards
Timmixxa: ok beards
Timmixxa: it's november time and you got no shave
Timmixxa: getting all the hair you need to save
Timmixxa: then take a pic and show it in the net
Timmixxa: then cut it all down and add a bayonet
Timmixxa: what
Timmixxa: i think the bayonet could be the razor blade
Dammit, Calamari
Zortegus: Calamari
Mister Dent: Prompt is
Mister Dent: dammit
Timmixxa: calamri
Timmixxa: what dent
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: uh
Zortegus: Dammit calamari that's the prompt
Timmixxa: um
Timmixxa: sure
Timmixxa: Dammit calamari, you almost made me choke
Timmixxa: if it went on, someone might have to poke
Timmixxa: my throat
Timmixxa: and boy, i don't joke
Timmixxa: because even i couldn't bring you down with a bottle of coke
Timmixxa: yay
Oh, Zort
Mister Dent: Zortegus is a canine killer and licker of hands
Mister Dent: that's the prompt
Timmixxa: Oh, zort, zort, bringing the death of dogs
Timmixxa: you act just like a dirty hog
Zortegus: Stop it
Zortegus: >:c
Timmixxa: and actions and looks are a sure kicker
Mister Dent: ~I LOVE YOU~
Timmixxa: for he is also a dirty hand licker
Timmixxa: ohhhhhh
Zortegus: Now I'll never show you pics of my perfect dogs
Mister Dent: ILYSM
Mister Dent: ILYSSM
Willis, Yo
Timmixxa: willis, do you want poem of yourself
willis: yes tim
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: willis yo is the best
Timmixxa: and would probably be in the mixtape nest
Timmixxa: willis yo is fab and cool
Timmixxa: and makes even the cool kids go to school
Timmixxa: yay
Mona And Lisa
trip: the prompt of mona
Linda: Make one about trip's cat
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: what trip said
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: mona, and trips cat
Timmixxa: um
Timmixxa: Mona and Lisa, the Trip's Cat
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: hah
trip: im sensing oocq potential
Timmixxa: they partners in crime and you can't stop that
Timmixxa: and oh, yea, they in the zone
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: me too
Timmixxa: you out of town and blown
Pepper in the Penthouse
Peppermince joined the chat
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: pepper's here!
trip: pepper!
Timmixxa: pepper so spicy
willis: pepper
Timmixxa: pepper in the houseeee
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: is that part of the poem
Linda: Please say yes
trip: cory in the house but its pepper instead of cory and instead of the white house its the penthouse
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: got it
trip: is pepper a fire ant
willis: lol
willis: cory in the house
Timmixxa: it's time for pepper in the penthouse
Timmixxa: (hold up im looking up cory in the house lyrics)
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: research
Timmixxa: (because why not)
willis: lol
willis: cody in the house lyrics
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: hey sam I bought another hommus kilo
Timmixxa: it's a party every week with yo spouse
trip: 2 much hummus
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: no
bsam: <3 trip
Timmixxa: gonna shake the penthouse up
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: <3 kilo of hommus
Timmixxa: the madness and craziness will never ever stop
Timmixxa: horray
(This is the whole poem, its context and commentary. See below for composed poem.)
Timmixxa: it's time for pepper in the penthouse
Timmixxa: it's a party every week with yo spouse
Timmixxa: gonna shake the penthouse up
Timmixxa: the madness and craziness will never ever stop
Where It All Went Wrong
trip: its the perfect suitcase for packing an orange trenchcoat in and going to melbourne
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: good thing I have all this grape fanta
bsam: mona, your fanta is the wrong colour
bsam: it should only be original fanta flavour
bsam: you know, orange
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: tim, make a persuasive poem about sam's new cat and the fact that she should be named promite
Timmixxa: what
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: or for that matter a poem about promite
Timmixxa: um
Timmixxa: hows promite lol
trip: pbs.twimg.com/media/CzXmHs4VQAAOhDo.jpg me blocking out the haters (mona is the haters)
bsam: she's called kara in my books until the housemate decides on a name
Timmixxa: i say we do why fanta should be orange
bsam: yes
bsam: promite is like vegemite, but less good
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: first promite, then fanta
Timmixxa: ummmm
Timmixxa: Sam's dog should be named promite
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: opposite of what sam just said
Zortegus: Wow what happened here all of a sudden why did you talk so much who do you think you ARE
Timmixxa: dog
Timmixxa: i said dog
Timmixxa: why
Timmixxa: its ruined
bsam: i don't have a dog
Timmixxa: max mitix has failed his duty
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: that's a question you need to ask yourself
trip: dogs were mentioned and zort appeared 👀👀
Timmixxa: whyyyyyyy
Timmixxa: oocq, trip
Promite Cake
Timmixxa: promite cake? that good?
Timmixxa: um
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: brb
mona: ooh there's an idea
Timmixxa: gonna think
Timmixxa: pepper eats some promite cake
Timmixxa: and it will make you pop awake
Timmixxa: for it's a delicious quality bake
Timmixxa: and its obvs better than beefsteak
Oh No, Not His Keepsakes
Timmixxa: real cop arrest fake cop
mona: ok
Timmixxa: can i?
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: um
Timmixxa: disguise disguise fake cop hide in plain sight
Timmixxa: pulled over real cop in dead of night
Timmixxa: boom boom boom real cop realize that guy fake
Timmixxa: and he arrest him and take away his keepsakes
trip: oh no, not his keepsakes
Peppermince: 'im arresting u gimme all of your knick knacks and keepsakes'
trip: me as a cop
Mr. M With Bad Eyes
Timmixxa: bad eyes
Timmixxa: Mr. M has really bad eyes
Timmixxa: even with four eyes he can't see ice
Timmixxa: and also he has the ugly lice
Timmixxa: and you Mr. M's hygiene isn't nice
Spaghetti Graffiti
Peppermince: about graffiti
Timmixxa: ok um
Timmixxa: walls and halls filled with grafitti
Timmixxa: its a huge mess just like spagetti
Timmixxa: and we bout to get messy
Timmixxa: we about to make art that's crazy (yo)
Timmixxa: thats it
Peppermince: ok
More to be added...
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THE WORKS OF MAX MITIX - NON-IMPROVISED
Eyes
In a world full of darkness there's someone who sees
the whole world and what it really means
and so he makes eye machines
to see if the world will spill its beans
Light and Dark
Yin yang is just a concept of awareness
but it shows the world in light and darkness
from crime to rebel fight and dark to light
we will see the world in its tantamount height of life
More to be added...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE WORKS OF MAX MITIX - IMPROVISED
(These poems are from the penthouse. Commentary included.)
Origins I
Timmixxa: do you want some improvised poems
Zortegus: No
Mister Dent: Ooh some freestyle raps?
Timmixxa: um
Timmixxa: sure
Mister Dent: Okay. Want us to like
Mister Dent: give you prompts
Timmixxa: sure
Origins II
Zortegus: Hahahhaa
Timmixxa: what zortegus what
Zortegus: Please copypaste these and post them in the forum, it'll be a great way to start your forum life
Timmixxa: that was what i was thinking
Timmixxa: chaotic creativity
Mister Dent: (Please keep the commentary too)
Timmixxa: ok
Zortegus: Yes
Butterfly Effect
Mister Dent: Okay
Mister Dent: The prompt is: butterfly
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: Butterfly effect start out small
Timmixxa: and it goes all the way to big and tall
Timmixxa: and now ill tell you the action that did it all
Timmixxa: and led the world to its downfall
It's Not A Haiku
bsam: that's a weird haiku
Timmixxa: its not a haiku
I Have A Jar Of Dirt
Zortegus: Pirates
Timmixxa: ok zort
Timmixxa: i have jar of dirt in my hand
Timmixxa: and i would not like to have a jar of sand
Timmixxa: for my little pirate band
Timmixxa: couldn't see sand on any land
Petition Petition
Mister Dent: Next prompt is: petition to call fire ants "spicy boys"
Timmixxa: Petition petition coming through
Timmixxa: lets call them fire ants "spicy boys"
Timmixxa: for they do crazy stuff and burrow through
Timmixxa: down to the dirt and do the rave, boi
Mister Dent: YOU JUST RHYMED THROUGH WITH THROUGH
Mister Dent: AND BOYS WITH BOI
Timmixxa: i know
Mister Dent: That's like illegal???
Timmixxa: it's like
Timmixxa: fast thinking
Zortegus: Hahahaha
Timmixxa: i panic and go
Timmixxa: through and through
Timmixxa: ok
Rejected
Mister Dent: Next prompt is: Nicholas Kringle, sex symbol
Timmixxa: what
Timmixxa: no
Timmixxa: pg only, boi
Mister Dent: You did spicy boys but won't do sexy santa
No Shave November
bsam: beards
Timmixxa: ok beards
Timmixxa: it's november time and you got no shave
Timmixxa: getting all the hair you need to save
Timmixxa: then take a pic and show it in the net
Timmixxa: then cut it all down and add a bayonet
Timmixxa: what
Timmixxa: i think the bayonet could be the razor blade
Dammit, Calamari
Zortegus: Calamari
Mister Dent: Prompt is
Mister Dent: dammit
Timmixxa: calamri
Timmixxa: what dent
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: uh
Zortegus: Dammit calamari that's the prompt
Timmixxa: um
Timmixxa: sure
Timmixxa: Dammit calamari, you almost made me choke
Timmixxa: if it went on, someone might have to poke
Timmixxa: my throat
Timmixxa: and boy, i don't joke
Timmixxa: because even i couldn't bring you down with a bottle of coke
Timmixxa: yay
Oh, Zort
Mister Dent: Zortegus is a canine killer and licker of hands
Mister Dent: that's the prompt
Timmixxa: Oh, zort, zort, bringing the death of dogs
Timmixxa: you act just like a dirty hog
Zortegus: Stop it
Zortegus: >:c
Timmixxa: and actions and looks are a sure kicker
Mister Dent: ~I LOVE YOU~
Timmixxa: for he is also a dirty hand licker
Timmixxa: ohhhhhh
Zortegus: Now I'll never show you pics of my perfect dogs
Mister Dent: ILYSM
Mister Dent: ILYSSM
Willis, Yo
Timmixxa: willis, do you want poem of yourself
willis: yes tim
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: willis yo is the best
Timmixxa: and would probably be in the mixtape nest
Timmixxa: willis yo is fab and cool
Timmixxa: and makes even the cool kids go to school
Timmixxa: yay
Mona And Lisa
trip: the prompt of mona
Linda: Make one about trip's cat
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: what trip said
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: mona, and trips cat
Timmixxa: um
Timmixxa: Mona and Lisa, the Trip's Cat
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: hah
trip: im sensing oocq potential
Timmixxa: they partners in crime and you can't stop that
Timmixxa: and oh, yea, they in the zone
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: me too
Timmixxa: you out of town and blown
Pepper in the Penthouse
Peppermince joined the chat
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: pepper's here!
trip: pepper!
Timmixxa: pepper so spicy
willis: pepper
Timmixxa: pepper in the houseeee
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: is that part of the poem
Linda: Please say yes
trip: cory in the house but its pepper instead of cory and instead of the white house its the penthouse
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: got it
trip: is pepper a fire ant
willis: lol
willis: cory in the house
Timmixxa: it's time for pepper in the penthouse
Timmixxa: (hold up im looking up cory in the house lyrics)
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: research
Timmixxa: (because why not)
willis: lol
willis: cody in the house lyrics
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: hey sam I bought another hommus kilo
Timmixxa: it's a party every week with yo spouse
trip: 2 much hummus
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: no
bsam: <3 trip
Timmixxa: gonna shake the penthouse up
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: <3 kilo of hommus
Timmixxa: the madness and craziness will never ever stop
Timmixxa: horray
(This is the whole poem, its context and commentary. See below for composed poem.)
Timmixxa: it's time for pepper in the penthouse
Timmixxa: it's a party every week with yo spouse
Timmixxa: gonna shake the penthouse up
Timmixxa: the madness and craziness will never ever stop
Where It All Went Wrong
trip: its the perfect suitcase for packing an orange trenchcoat in and going to melbourne
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: good thing I have all this grape fanta
bsam: mona, your fanta is the wrong colour
bsam: it should only be original fanta flavour
bsam: you know, orange
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: tim, make a persuasive poem about sam's new cat and the fact that she should be named promite
Timmixxa: what
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: or for that matter a poem about promite
Timmixxa: um
Timmixxa: hows promite lol
trip: pbs.twimg.com/media/CzXmHs4VQAAOhDo.jpg me blocking out the haters (mona is the haters)
bsam: she's called kara in my books until the housemate decides on a name
Timmixxa: i say we do why fanta should be orange
bsam: yes
bsam: promite is like vegemite, but less good
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: first promite, then fanta
Timmixxa: ummmm
Timmixxa: Sam's dog should be named promite
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: opposite of what sam just said
Zortegus: Wow what happened here all of a sudden why did you talk so much who do you think you ARE
Timmixxa: dog
Timmixxa: i said dog
Timmixxa: why
Timmixxa: its ruined
bsam: i don't have a dog
Timmixxa: max mitix has failed his duty
m̩ͣo͏͍̩̯̲ͦͥn̵̸̗̞͉̯̠͛͊ͧͤa: that's a question you need to ask yourself
trip: dogs were mentioned and zort appeared 👀👀
Timmixxa: whyyyyyyy
Timmixxa: oocq, trip
Promite Cake
Timmixxa: promite cake? that good?
Timmixxa: um
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: brb
mona: ooh there's an idea
Timmixxa: gonna think
Timmixxa: pepper eats some promite cake
Timmixxa: and it will make you pop awake
Timmixxa: for it's a delicious quality bake
Timmixxa: and its obvs better than beefsteak
Oh No, Not His Keepsakes
Timmixxa: real cop arrest fake cop
mona: ok
Timmixxa: can i?
Timmixxa: ok
Timmixxa: um
Timmixxa: disguise disguise fake cop hide in plain sight
Timmixxa: pulled over real cop in dead of night
Timmixxa: boom boom boom real cop realize that guy fake
Timmixxa: and he arrest him and take away his keepsakes
trip: oh no, not his keepsakes
Peppermince: 'im arresting u gimme all of your knick knacks and keepsakes'
trip: me as a cop
Mr. M With Bad Eyes
Timmixxa: bad eyes
Timmixxa: Mr. M has really bad eyes
Timmixxa: even with four eyes he can't see ice
Timmixxa: and also he has the ugly lice
Timmixxa: and you Mr. M's hygiene isn't nice
Spaghetti Graffiti
Peppermince: about graffiti
Timmixxa: ok um
Timmixxa: walls and halls filled with grafitti
Timmixxa: its a huge mess just like spagetti
Timmixxa: and we bout to get messy
Timmixxa: we about to make art that's crazy (yo)
Timmixxa: thats it
Peppermince: ok
More to be added...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE WORKS OF MAX MITIX - NON-IMPROVISED
Eyes
In a world full of darkness there's someone who sees
the whole world and what it really means
and so he makes eye machines
to see if the world will spill its beans
Light and Dark
Yin yang is just a concept of awareness
but it shows the world in light and darkness
from crime to rebel fight and dark to light
we will see the world in its tantamount height of life
More to be added...