I ail a nimbler libel -
Feb 11, 2017 22:37:38 GMT -5
A comet crashing into Earth, gliquey, and 1 more like this
Post by Mysteck on Feb 11, 2017 22:37:38 GMT -5
- a phrase which here means "there is a certain message discrediting my honor that had made its way around to many people's homes and office buildings and underground bunkers, but those who perpetrate this message are irritated by my successful attempts to evade capture nonetheless."
For this reason, I am unsure whether this will even reach you, or if it will be removed by my nefarious former associates.
I regret to say that I write to you under mysterious and alarming circumstances. I am currently standing atop a moving helicopter attempting to ascertain whether or not the moderately sized factory we are transporting is entirely made of chocolate. I have been told by an associate of mine that within the large gong in a tower atop the factory contains the crucial pieces to fix my pen, so that I may write as many notes as I please in my preferred manner. I am sorry to say that I have learned new information about this associate that makes me suspect she was not being entirely truthful. Of course, none of this will matter if the factory is counterfeit, a word which here means "made out of a sugary dessert which will most likely melt before we reach our destination." However, disregarding the aerial mill I nibble, as well as the airmail bell nib lie, I would like to introduce myself.
My name is Lonnie Mysteck and before we go any further, I would like to address the following points:
1. Yes, I am aware that my chosen alias is blatantly false, a phrase which here means "a name that is clearly an anagram of Lemony Snicket and therefore cannot possibly be my real one." But to that, I answer with my own question: what else is the internet for than to invent silly anagram names and mess around on the forums of secret societies? Will you deny me the pleasures of being entirely superfluous and transparent in my choice of name? I think not.
2. No, I'm not going to tell you my real name. What use do we have for real names in a quiet world like this one? And anyway, it wouldn't be very useful. I never use it. I have many aliases. Sometimes, I may introduce myself as Millie, a blib alien (the word "blib" here mean "uncreative with anagrams and therefore kind of cheating by asserting that 'blib' is a word in the alien language I speak"), or perhaps, I may greet you at a temple, saying, "Ani Rabbi Eli L. Mille." At any rate, my true name cannot and will not be revealed.
It will be a pleasure to make your collective acquaintance.
Finally, if you have heard my associate's denial of involvement in any crimes, especially those related to baking confection and/or flour manufacturing equipment, consider this an ire alibi libel.
-LM
For this reason, I am unsure whether this will even reach you, or if it will be removed by my nefarious former associates.
I regret to say that I write to you under mysterious and alarming circumstances. I am currently standing atop a moving helicopter attempting to ascertain whether or not the moderately sized factory we are transporting is entirely made of chocolate. I have been told by an associate of mine that within the large gong in a tower atop the factory contains the crucial pieces to fix my pen, so that I may write as many notes as I please in my preferred manner. I am sorry to say that I have learned new information about this associate that makes me suspect she was not being entirely truthful. Of course, none of this will matter if the factory is counterfeit, a word which here means "made out of a sugary dessert which will most likely melt before we reach our destination." However, disregarding the aerial mill I nibble, as well as the airmail bell nib lie, I would like to introduce myself.
My name is Lonnie Mysteck and before we go any further, I would like to address the following points:
1. Yes, I am aware that my chosen alias is blatantly false, a phrase which here means "a name that is clearly an anagram of Lemony Snicket and therefore cannot possibly be my real one." But to that, I answer with my own question: what else is the internet for than to invent silly anagram names and mess around on the forums of secret societies? Will you deny me the pleasures of being entirely superfluous and transparent in my choice of name? I think not.
2. No, I'm not going to tell you my real name. What use do we have for real names in a quiet world like this one? And anyway, it wouldn't be very useful. I never use it. I have many aliases. Sometimes, I may introduce myself as Millie, a blib alien (the word "blib" here mean "uncreative with anagrams and therefore kind of cheating by asserting that 'blib' is a word in the alien language I speak"), or perhaps, I may greet you at a temple, saying, "Ani Rabbi Eli L. Mille." At any rate, my true name cannot and will not be revealed.
It will be a pleasure to make your collective acquaintance.
Finally, if you have heard my associate's denial of involvement in any crimes, especially those related to baking confection and/or flour manufacturing equipment, consider this an ire alibi libel.
-LM