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Post by Skelly Craig on May 31, 2019 19:11:13 GMT -5
"I feel like a third sharp tooth of a vampire, i.e. like a third wheel, i.e. I'm not even a sexy vampire tooth like Brad Pitt's or Robert Parkinson's, just this goofy lookin' bloodsucker in between two sexy teeth"
<:>
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Post by bear on May 31, 2019 19:53:02 GMT -5
I'm not even a sexy vampire tooth like Brad Pitt's or Robert Parkinson's  don't know which one of these guys you mean but they're all pretty sexy |
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Post by bear on May 31, 2019 19:54:51 GMT -5
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Post by Esmé's meme is meh on May 31, 2019 20:02:58 GMT -5
I'm Robert Parkinson  |
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Post by Esmé's meme is meh on May 31, 2019 20:04:04 GMT -5
Oh wow so I discovered that is an actual emoticon.
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Post by Foxy on Jun 1, 2019 5:59:10 GMT -5
"I'm an elephant with really short tusks, so all the other elephants make fun of me."
=÷<
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Post by Esmé's meme is meh on Jun 1, 2019 14:52:25 GMT -5
"I thought mohawks were still cool but everyone just makes fun of me"
%o%
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Post by Foxy on Jun 2, 2019 9:44:04 GMT -5
"These windshield wipers aren't working."
:-9
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Post by Violent BUN Fortuna on Jun 2, 2019 19:04:51 GMT -5
‘I have something delicious stuck on my lip and I’m curling my tongue up to reach it.’
83:}
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Post by Esmé's meme is meh on Jun 2, 2019 19:55:51 GMT -5
"ickle gender, I have a retro hairstyle, an elegant moustache and a good pair of boobies"
y:.)
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Post by Violent BUN Fortuna on Jun 3, 2019 6:47:28 GMT -5
‘I have a branch stuck on my head and it’s making me cry.’
xX(
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Post by Foxy on Jun 3, 2019 8:46:07 GMT -5
"I can't see or smell, so my life is sad."
;G<
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Post by Skelly Craig on Jun 7, 2019 20:22:57 GMT -5
"I'm a snob about my refined sense of smell, which you can deduce from my wide nose and dandy moustache below it"
o)_(o
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Post by Esmé's meme is meh on Jun 8, 2019 0:29:48 GMT -5
"My friend and I wanted to high five but there's a table in between so we can't"
b__o__d
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Post by Violent BUN Fortuna on Jun 8, 2019 9:54:49 GMT -5
‘As a snowman (see my carrot nose) I wear two sets of sunglasses to protect myself from snow-blindness.’
IxS
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