Cards Against Humanity Family Friendly w/ some ASOUE content
Oct 18, 2020 13:51:29 GMT -5
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Post by Optimism is my Phil-osophy on Oct 18, 2020 13:51:29 GMT -5
This game is very simple. It basically involves choosing the funniest answer possible from among the predefined options.
The game works like this:
There is a master. The Master randomly chooses a question from the question bank. (The Master can use any means to guarantee this randomness. He can simply choose a number, for example. But the Master should not look at the questions and then choose one. The first number chosen by him, must be the chosen question (unless that question has been chosen before by another Master in previous rounds.) The Master may, if he wishes, add one or two words to the question to guarantee a personalization, or he may remove one or two words and replace them with others. please don't forget to choose words that are still family friendly. We have Neophytes under the age of 13 among us.
After that, the Master must post the question. In addition, the GM must choose 10 random numbers for each of the other players. (Numbers must be between 1 and 462 and must not be sequential.) You must indicate in the post what these numbers are for each of the players.
These numbers represent the answer options in the answer bank. The master should not look at the answers corresponding to each number. Each of the players who received a list of numbers, must choose the funniest answer to the question asked from the options available to him. Each player can add a word or two if desired. (But players cannot substitute words). The chosen answer must be posted, with the corresponding number and underlining the words added if used.
Each player will be given 4 days to choose an answer and post. The Master will then have two days to choose the answer that he found most funny. He can do this in a post.
The person who receives the vote of the master gains a point. This person becomes the master of the next round and the previous master becomes one of the players.
I will be the first master.
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Score Board:
Baticieeer: 1
Roxy222: 2
Jean: 1
Baudelaiire : 0
misstastrophe: 1.
The game works like this:
There is a master. The Master randomly chooses a question from the question bank. (The Master can use any means to guarantee this randomness. He can simply choose a number, for example. But the Master should not look at the questions and then choose one. The first number chosen by him, must be the chosen question (unless that question has been chosen before by another Master in previous rounds.) The Master may, if he wishes, add one or two words to the question to guarantee a personalization, or he may remove one or two words and replace them with others. please don't forget to choose words that are still family friendly. We have Neophytes under the age of 13 among us.
After that, the Master must post the question. In addition, the GM must choose 10 random numbers for each of the other players. (Numbers must be between 1 and 462 and must not be sequential.) You must indicate in the post what these numbers are for each of the players.
These numbers represent the answer options in the answer bank. The master should not look at the answers corresponding to each number. Each of the players who received a list of numbers, must choose the funniest answer to the question asked from the options available to him. Each player can add a word or two if desired. (But players cannot substitute words). The chosen answer must be posted, with the corresponding number and underlining the words added if used.
Each player will be given 4 days to choose an answer and post. The Master will then have two days to choose the answer that he found most funny. He can do this in a post.
The person who receives the vote of the master gains a point. This person becomes the master of the next round and the previous master becomes one of the players.
I will be the first master.
Below are the question bank and the possible answer bank. I ask that each player look only at the possible answers that were assigned to them.
Note: Not all questions and answers have to do with ASOUE. But only a few of them have to do with ASOUE.
Question Bank - Only access to the Round Master is allowed.:
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I’m sorry, Mrs. Sanchez, but I couldn’t finish my homework because of ________________.
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Thanks for watching! If you want to see more vids of ___________,smash that subscribe.
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What’s all fun and games until somebody gets hurt?
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Young lady, we do not allow _________________ at the dinner table.
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Welcome! We’re glad you’re here. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy ________________.
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My favorite book is The Amazing Adventures of ______________________.
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Well, look what we have here! A big fancy man walkin’ in like he’s ________________.
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ENOUGH! I will not let _________________ tear this family apart!
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Rub a dub dub, _________________ in a tub!
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Madam President, we’ve run out of time. The only option is________________.
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I have invented a new sport. I call it “________________ball.”
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Hey, check out my band! We’re called “Rage Against _______________.”
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Where do babies come from?
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At school, I’m just Mandy. But at summer camp, I’m “ _______________ Mandy.”
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James Bond will return in “No Time for _______________.”
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It’s BIG. It’s SCARY. It’s _____________________!
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Disney proudly presents: “__________________ on Ice.”
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What really killed the dinosaurs?
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He is not __________. He's Count Olaf disguised!
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Beep beep! _________________ coming through!
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Now in bookstores: Nancy Drew and the Mystery of ________________.
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You don’t love me, Sam. All you care about is ________________.
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Sunny! You shouldn't have bitten _____________
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Did you know that Benjamin Franklin invented ________________?
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The easiest way to tell me and my twin apart is that I have a freckle on my cheek and she’s ___________________.
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Hey guys. I just want to tell all my followers who are struggling with ________________: it DOES get better.
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Whoa there, partner! Looks like _________________ spooked my horse.
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Princess Marigold, the kingdom is in danger! You must stop ________________.
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Shut up, Becky! At least I’m not ________________.
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I lost my arm in a ______________ accident.
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Isn’t this great, honey? Just you, me, the kids, and ____________.
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When Sunny saw that strange shape she said, "Gack!" which probably meant _______
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There are many types of books in the world, but the best are about __________
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Foolish child! Did you think you could escape from ________________?
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Girls just wanna have _______________.
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Run, run, as fast as you can. You can’t catch me, I’m _______________!
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New from Mattel, it’s _________________ Barbie!
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No fair! How come Chloe gets her own phone, and all I get is ________________?
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Bow before me, for I am the Queen of _________________!
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Papa, come quickly! There, in the garden! Do you see ___________? Tell me you see it, Papa!
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Attention students! Vice Principal Nero is at home recovering from ______________. We hope he’ll be back soon.
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"Lamentably deplorable" is an expression that here means ________
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I’m sorry, Jordan, but that’s not an acceptable Science Fair project. That’s just ______________.
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The warm August air was filled with change. Things were different, for Kayla was now _______________.
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This is gonna be the best sleepover ever. Once Mom goes to bed, it’s time for____________!
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Coming soon! Batman vs. ________________.
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Class, pay close attention. I will now demonstrate the physics of ________________.
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Hey Riley, I’ll give you five bucks if you try_____________.
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Time to put on my favorite t-shirt, the one that says “I heart _________________.”
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My dad and I enjoy _________________ together.
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Hey, kids. I’m Sensei Todd. Today, I’m gonna teach you how to defend yourself against_______________.
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Never fear, Captain _________ is here!
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Kids, Dad is trying something new this week. It’s called _______________.”
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Oh, no thank you, Mrs. Lee. I’ve had plenty of _________________ for now.
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By removing the disguise Madame diLustro proved to be in fact ________
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There’s nothing better than a peanut butter and _____________ sandwich.
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And over here is Picasso’s most famous painting, “Portrait of _____________.”
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The aliens are here. They want ________________.
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They call me “Mr __________________.”
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Mom!? You have to come pick me up! There’s __________ at this party!
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CNN breaking news! Over half of Americans are now ________.
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The Littlest Elf presents ________
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On the next episode of Dora the Explorer, Dora explores ________________.
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Alright, which one of you little turds is responsible for _______________?!
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My real Nemesis is _________________
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Ladies and gentlemen, I have discovered something amazing. I have discovered ________________.
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And in the blue corner, weighing in at 280 pounds, it’s Tommy “____________” Takahashi!
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Outback Steakhouse: No rules. Just ________________.
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Ew. Grandpa smells like _____________________.
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A friend of mine made a sculpture called "Twisted, Cracked, and ___________"
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Alaskan Cow Lizard is an inappropriate name for a reptile because instead of milk this lizard produces ________
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You should never leave a typewriter next to a Virginian Wolfsnake so that it doesn't end up writing about _____________________
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My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and now I’m _____________.
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Put on your helmet, strap on your goggles, and get ready for _______________!
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Attention students! This is Vice Principal Nero reminding you that we do not allow ___________ in the hallway. Thank you.
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A secret of Fiona's is that she likes _________________
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What’s about to take this school dance to the next level?
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One of the freaks of the Caligari Carnival was ____________
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The strangest thing I left in a refrigerator was ________________
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To create a new secret code you need _________________
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Anna Karenina is a book about ______________
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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and _________.
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I heard that Violet puts a ribbon in her hair to get a good idea. On the other hand, you need to put ____________ on your head.
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You can end up as firewood if you bring _____________ to Village of Fowl Devotees
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Rule # 40 in Village of Fowl Devotees "It is illegal to make _______"
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Who knew that inside the sugar bowl there are actually ________
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All I want for Christmas is ________________.
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If my Fiancée sent me a 200-page letter explaining why she can't marry me, I would send to her _______________
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Look! The Daily Punctilio has announced that __________ helps heal Covid19!
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Me and my friends don’t play with dolls anymore. We’re into _______ now.
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My favorite code involves ______________
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We’re not supposed to go in the attic. My parents keep _________________ in there.
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Police! Arrest this man! He’s_______.
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My favorite dinosaur is “________________ asaurus.”
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When I asked the hotel manager for a harpoon gun he recommended me _____________
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I’m not like the other children. Toys bore me, and I don’t care for sweets. I prefer _____________.
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To cure Mr Poe's cough it is necessary________
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New from Hasbro! It’s BUNGO: The Game of ___________.
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I don’t really know what my mom’s job is, but I think it has something to do with_____.
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Our day at the water park was totally ruined By ___________.
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Charmander has evolved into ________________!
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What killed Count Olaf?
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Next from Lemony Snicket: “______________ For Breakfast “
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What’s keeping Dad so busy in the garage?
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An optimist would be forced to swallow a __________ and would still be happy about it.
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Again I'm being woken up in the middle of the night being chased by an angry mob armed with torches, swords, and __________________
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The most unusual thing I found on Dark Avennue 667 was _____________________
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My idiosyncrasy is to eat ___________ every day.
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ME HUNGRY. ME WANT __________.
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Oh, that’s my mom’s friend Carl. He comes over and helps her with ___________.
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Guys, stop it! There’s nothing funny about ________________.
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Huddle up, Wildcats! They may be bigger. They may be faster. But we’ve got a secret weapon: ________________.
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Coming to theaters this holiday season, “Star Wars: The Rise of ________.”
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I do not fight for wealth. I do not fight for glory. I fight for ____________!
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If a girl says that you are cakesniffer you can say that she is _________________
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Come on, Danny. All the cool kids are doin’ it. Wanna try ______________?
Bank of possible answers: Access allowed only to players of the round. Total number of answers: 462
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A pirate with two peg arms, two peg legs, and a peg head.
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Baby boomers.
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Beautiful Grandma.
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Eight hours of video games.
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Going night-night.
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Hanging out with Zendaya.
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Me, your dad.
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Playing trumpet for the Mayor.
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Ratzilla.
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Teeny tiny turds.
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That there tarantula.
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The way Grandpa smells.
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Three glasses of red wine.
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Whatever Dad does at work.
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Getting shot out of a cannon.
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Eating pasta out of my pants.
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A burrito smoothie.
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A bear.
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Old people.
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My sister’s stupid boyfriend.
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Stuffing my underwear with pancakes.
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Stinky Martha, the superhero that nobody likes.
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My chainsaw.
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Diarrhea.
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Boogers.
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The police.
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Sniffing a dog’s butt.
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Horrible allergies.
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Your face.
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A gerbil named “Gerbil.”
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Rated-R stuff.
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Blowing up the Moon.
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Getting launched into space.
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Likes.
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A bird pooping on the president’s head.
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Chungo, the talking gorilla.
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The way I feel when I see Kyle.
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Hot gossip.
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Forgetting to put on underwear.
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Running full speed into a wall.
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The Russians.
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A black hole.
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Putting my butt on stuff.
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Racism and homophobia.
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Making the bees angry.
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My strong, terrifying daughter.
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TikTok.
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Cheeto fingers.
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A huge honkin’ carrot.
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The country of Bolivia.
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My parents.
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Idiots.
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Putting an apple in a little boy’s mouth and roasting him for dinner.
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Thousands of lasagna.
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War with Canada.
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Mashing a banana into your belly button.
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China.
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Shrek.
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Cavities.
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Eating people.
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Butts of all shapes and sizes.
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A 40-piece Chicken McNuggets.
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Climate change.
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Barf.
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A poop as big as Mom.
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A couch that eats children.
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Going to Hell.
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The loose skin at the joint of the elbow known as “the weenus.”
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A horse with no legs.
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Fat stacks of cash.
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Dora the Explorer.
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Illegal drugs.
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BULBASAUR.
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Klaus’s meatloaf.
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Kiss Violet's lips.
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Extra-warm Pepsi.
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The old man with the rake who lives down the dark and winding road.
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Calling 9-1-1.
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Spending my parents’ hard-earned money.
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Toe jam.
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Hot lava.
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Butt surgery.
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Freeing all the animals from the zoo.
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A bountiful harvest of squashes and corns.
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Bombs.
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Boobies.
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Respecting personal boundaries.
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Having no idea what’s going on.
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Getting married.
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Politics.
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Garbage.
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Naked people.
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This stupid game.
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Biting a rich person.
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Screaming at birds.
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Getting stuck in the toilet.
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Getting crushed by a piano.
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Huge pants.
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Baudelaire Pasta puttanesca
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An old, dirty cat with bad breath.
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A corn dog.
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My followers.
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Vice Principal Nero.
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A statue of a naked guy.
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A tiny detective who solves tiny crimes.
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Joining the army.
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Taking out my eyeballs.
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Sacrificing Uncle Monty.
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Moving to San Francisco.
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A hundred screaming monkeys.
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A wise old woman with no teeth and cloudy eyes.
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Emotions.
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Ham.
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Clams.
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Spider-Man.
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Drinking out of the toilet and eating garbage.
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Trying to catch that dang raccoon.
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Slapping my huge belly.
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The doll that watches me sleep.
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Money.
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Daniel Handler
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Bertrand’s forbidden chocolates.
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Me.
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Salmon.
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Screaming the F-word.
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A whole thing of cottage cheese.
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Crab-walking from the toilet to get more toilet paper.
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Mayonnaise.
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Total world domination.
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Failure.
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Getting kicked in the nuts.
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Farting and walking away.
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Sharks with legs.
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Triangles.
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Ninjas.
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The floor.
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The whole family.
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Spiders.
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Uranus.
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Giving wedgies to my haters.
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14 cheeseburgers, 6 large fries, and a medium Sprite.
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Big Randy.
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Blasting my math teacher into the sun.
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Dreaming about boys.
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Taking a dump in the pool.
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Crying in the bathroom.
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Happiness.
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Poison.
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My sister’s hair all over the place.
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A scoop of tuna.
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Doing karate.
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Klaus’s famous poops.
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Squirty cheese.
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My girlfriend, who goes to another school.
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Mowing the stupid lawn.
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Questioning authority.
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Chugging a gallon of milk and then vomiting a gallon of milk.
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Farting a lot today.
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Going bald.
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Germs.
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Nuclear war.
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Barfing into a popcorn bucket.
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A cursed llama with no eyes.
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Dante.
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Hermes.
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Sherry Ann.
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Jean Lúcio.
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The wettest fart you ever heard.
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Shaving Dad’s back.
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Overthrowing the government.
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Murdering.
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Exploding.
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Bleeding.
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The oppressive system of capitalism.
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Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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A long, hot pee.
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Throwing up double peace signs with my besties at Starbucks.
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A balloon filled with chili.
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The dishes.
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The freedom of speech.
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Egg salad.
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Beatrice’s friend, Donna.
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Jerome and Esmé.
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Pirate music.
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Being a dinosaur.
188.
A fake kid made out of wood.
189.
Homework.
190.
Batman.
191.
A dead body.
192.
Drinking a whole bottle of ranch.
193.
Destroying the planet.
194.
Living in a pineapple under the sea.
195.
Pizza.
196.
This pumpkin.
197.
Extremely tight underpants.
198.
A nice, warm glass of pee.
199.
Complaining.
200.
Bursting into flames.
201.
Spawning sheep.
202.
My whole body getting big and strong and beautiful.
203.
Big, juicy pimples.
204.
The humble earthworm.
205.
The garbage man.
206.
A big, and I mean BIG turtle.
207.
The octopus stuck to my face.
208.
Dying of old age.
209.
Smashing the patriarchy.
210.
Screaming into a can of Pringles.
211.
Shutting up.
212.
Silence.
213.
My annoying brother.
214.
My future husband.
215.
A hot air balloon powered by fart gas.
216.
Sitting on the toilet and going poop.
217.
A screaming soccer dad.
218.
Cocktail weenies.
219.
Voldemort.
220.
Science.
221.
Picking my nose and eating it.
222.
Having a really big head.
223.
A dead whale.
224.
Fortnite.
225.
The power of the Dark Side.
226.
Violence.
227.
Magic: The Gathering.
228.
Eating toenail clippings.
229.
Using balloons as boobies.
230.
My dang kids.
231.
Squeezing a lemon into my eye.
232.
Tombus, the talking rhombus.
233.
Aunt Josephine
234.
Outback Steakhouse.
235.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
236.
A baby with a full mustache.
237.
Getting hit in the face with a soccer ball.
238.
Eating a whole roll of toilet paper.
239.
The bacon.
240.
The first female president of the United States.
241.
Falling off a mountain.
242.
Person milk.
243.
Pink eye.
244.
Pork.
245.
Nunchucks.
246.
Nothing.
247.
GOOOAAALLLL!!!
248.
Esmé’s new haircut.
249.
Happy daddies with happy sandals.
250.
Giggling and farting and slurping milkshakes.
251.
Ice pee.
252.
Obama.
253.
Twerking.
254.
Reading my sister’s diary.
255.
The ice cream man.
256.
Love.
257.
Stank breath.
258.
Living in the dumpster.
259.
Donald Trump
260.
Having a baby.
261.
Shoplifting.
262.
My father, who is a walrus.
263.
The dentist.
264.
Releasing the falcons!
265.
Literally ruining my life.
266.
Flushing myself down the toilet.
267.
Fire farts.
268.
Lice.
269.
A killer clown.
270.
Blossoming into a beautiful young man.
271.
Saying mean stuff and making people feel bad.
272.
Beyoncé.
273.
A truck.
274.
Only beans.
275.
The beautiful potato.
276.
Legs.
277.
The woman I’m going to marry one day.
278.
Feminism.
279.
Lighting stuff on fire.
280.
Turning 40.
281.
Getting a skull tattoo.
282.
An invisible giant who takes giant, visible poops.
283.
A cowboy who is half boy, half cow.
284.
The longest tongue in the world.
285.
Josh.
286.
Locking Eleonora in the pantry.
287.
Puberty.
288.
A glorious beard.
289.
All of my teeth falling out.
290.
Floating through the void of space and time.
291.
Farting, barfing, and passing out.
292.
Snakes.
293.
Free ice cream, yo.
294.
Screaming and screaming and never waking up.
295.
Running away from home.
296.
Glen’s fabulous body.
297.
Gluten.
298.
Wakanda.
299.
Many wolves.
300.
One long hair growing out of a mole.
301.
Poo-poo.
302.
Robbing a bank.
303.
Punching everyone.
304.
How much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
305.
Swords.
306.
Kevin’s mom.
307.
Getting scalded in the face with hot beans.
308.
Chest hair.
309.
My annoying sister.
310.
Getting slapped with a fish.
311.
Harry Potter.
312.
Peeing sand.
313.
Being French, hoh-hoh-hoh!
314.
Guacamole.
315.
Getting naked.
316.
A super angry cat I found outside.
317.
Slappy Spatchy, the game where you slap each other with spatulas.
318.
A pregnant person.
319.
A bunch of dead squirrels on a trampoline.
320.
Beatrice panties.
321.
Thick, nasty burps.
322.
Having no bones.
323.
Famous peanut scientist George Washington Carver.
324.
Saving up my boogers for ten years and then building the world’s largest booger.
325.
The president.
326.
A hug.
327.
Being super serious right now.
328.
An order of mozzarella sticks.
329.
Fake news.
330.
The baby.
331.
Like a million alligators.
332.
Big, slappy hands.
333.
Beer.
334.
Spit.
335.
The fifth graders.
336.
Licking a goat.
337.
A flamethrower.
338.
Drama!
339.
Going to the emergency room.
340.
Sitting atop a pile of tuna, like some kind of tuna queen.
341.
Girls.
342.
A Pringle.
343.
Never showering.
344.
Naptime.
345.
The gym teacher.
346.
Coming back from the dead.
347.
Burning books.
348.
Falling in love.
349.
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
350.
Building a ladder of hot dogs to the moon.
351.
Practicing kissing.
352.
Eating a lightning bug to gain its lightning powers.
353.
Slowly turning into cheese.
354.
Whispering secrets to my best friend, Fernald.
355.
Stuff.
356.
Taking a selfie.
357.
Dancing with my son.
358.
Punching a guy through a wall.
359.
Nipples.
360.
Cat pee.
361.
Dump cake.
362.
Billie Eilish.
363.
Steven Universe.
364.
Elegant party hats.
365.
Santa Claus.
366.
Baby Yoda.
367.
Peeing in the cat’s litter box.
368.
A big sad dragon with no friends.
369.
A big whiny cry-baby.
370.
The bus driver.
371.
Getting run over by a train.
372.
Spinning and barfing.
373.
Some freakin’ privacy.
374.
Having many husbands.
375.
Coffee.
376.
Anime.
377.
The sweet honking of Karen’s bassoon.
378.
Pooping in a bag and lighting it on fire.
379.
Space lasers.
380.
Being dead.
381.
Pooping barf forever.
382.
FOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
383.
Wearing high heels.
384.
A long, long snake.
385.
Getting trampled by horses.
386.
The babysitter.
387.
The lunch lady.
388.
Peeing on my poopy.
389.
Not wearing pants.
390.
Meatballs, meatballs, meatballs!
391.
Finding Waldo.
392.
Going around sniffing people’s armpits.
393.
The divorce.
394.
Diaper beans.
395.
Cigarettes.
396.
Getting my ponytail stuck in my butt.
397.
Looking into people’s windows.
398.
Sucking at life.
399.
Crossbows.
400.
Evil.
401.
A big rock.
402.
Rubbing lotion on a hairless cat.
403.
Goblins.
404.
Nasty
405.
Cousin Amber.
406.
Tongue kissing.
407.
Abraham Lincoln. Covering myself
408.
with ketchup and mustard because I am hot dog.
409.
Hot, fresh doodies.
410.
Feet.
411.
Sadness.
412.
Going beast mode.
413.
An owl that hates you.
414.
A doll that pees real pee!
415.
A naked lady in a painting.
416.
Chunks.
417.
Some weird guy.
418.
Getting a girlfriend.
419.
Falling in love with a hot dog.
420.
Throwing stuff at other stuff.
421.
Hogs.
422.
A turd that
423.
just won’t flush.
424.
The entire state of Arizona.
425.
Showing everyone my butt.
426.
My big donkey brother.
427.
The huge, stupid moon.
428.
Math.
429.
Pee-pee.
430.
Dinner.
431.
Smelling like onions.
432.
Being fake.
433.
Peer pressure.
434.
Peeing in my backpack.
435.
Bad parenting.
436.
One weird lookin’ toe.
437.
Boys.
438.
Sitting on a cake.
439.
Teaching a chicken to kill.
440.
The middle finger.
441.
A bra.
442.
Being famous on YouTube.
443.
Cream.
444.
Balls.
445.
Having no friends.
446.
How school slowly breaks your spirit and drains your will to live.
447.
A Pokémon named “Ink.”
448.
True love’s kiss.
449.
Total crap.
450.
Cool sunglasses.
451.
Literally dying from the smell of a fart.
452.
Doing crimes and going to jail.
453.
This goat, who is my friend.
454.
Aliens.
455.
School.
456.
A cow.
457.
The terrible winter of 1609.
458.
Getting sucked into a jet engine.
459.
Not breathing.
460.
Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity
461.
Baudelaire!
462.
Cakesniffer
Score Board:
Baticieeer: 1
Roxy222: 2
Jean: 1
Baudelaiire : 0
misstastrophe: 1.