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Post by counto on Jan 20, 2021 19:31:34 GMT -5
Since the previous tread is too far back, I decided to make a new one for this year.
Here are my new headcanons:
1. ASOUE takes place in 1966-67 (this being an alternate history universe) 2. Beatrice I was adopted by Bertrand's family as a child 3. Monty Montgomery has thought about changing his first name multiple times 4. Josephine and Ike wanted to have children, but they couldn't 5. The Village of Fowl Devotees is not apart of VFD 6. The Quagmire Triplets were raised by Hector in his mobile airship home 7. Edgar Poe grew up to become a banker like his dad, Albert Poe became unsuccessful poet 8. Vice Principal Nero Feint is Armstrong Feint's (Hangfire) nephew, Ellington is his cousin 9. Gregor was planning to defect from VFD before his death 10. The Sinister Duo's real names are Justice Quisling and Justice Gorgon 11. Captain Widdershins is part Canadian, hence why he uses the word A in ever sentence. 12. ATWQ takes place in 1939, Lemony is 12, Beatrice and Bertrand are 13, Olaf is 18, Monty is 19, Josephine is 24 13. The Incredibly Deadly Viper (IDV) was later adopted by Beatrice II naming him after Monty, Monty Python, get it? 14. Lemony's Great Grandfather was the one who involved the Snicket clan with VFD 15. Quisling is Olaf's uncle from the fire starting side of the family 16. Poe's parents were Volunteers who died during the start of the Schism 17. The White Faced Women real names are Charlotte "Char" and Elizabeth "Eliza", their sister Anne died when they were 8 years old 18. Charles and Jerome started dating after Hotel Denouement burned down 19. Duchess R and Beatrice were in a secret relationship as teenagers 20. The Henchperson's real name is Orlando 21. Sir smokes cigars because he thinks it makes him look sophisticated 22. Geraldine has a yandere crush on Esme 23. Hal was born blind through genetics (his father was blind) 24. The Baudelaires celebrate both Hanukah and Christmas 25. The Bald Man's real name is Ivan, he is Russian
Lets hear yours
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Post by R. on Jan 21, 2021 1:17:35 GMT -5
22. Geraldine has a yandere crush on Esme Totally! Also, she’s Carmelita’s real mother in my headcanon. This leads to a lot of conflict with Geraldine wanting to raise Carmelita along with Esmé and Esmé of course not being interested.
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Post by the panopticountolaf on Jan 21, 2021 7:50:10 GMT -5
I’ve got a few that I’ll share here —
- Ishmael and the evil justices are triplets. - The White-Faced Women are named Jen and Gwen, and their faces are powdered to help them hide in plain sight and travel with the arsonist whom they suspect burned down their childhood home, searching for evidence. - Realtors played a part in Ike’s death. - Ellington Feint has been following the activities of V.F.D. since her father’s death, and has been trying to get back in contact with Lemony. - The Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender was a freak at Caligari Carnival. Olaf first met them on his weekly trips to the Carnival to get his fortune told by Madame Lulu and eventually hired them as a part of his acting troupe. - The spyglasses seen in the film and show were a discreet way to denote fire-fighting volunteers after the Schism bisected V.F.D. - The Valorous Farms Dairy’s main purpose was gathering the findings of volunteers to be sent to the headquarters at the Valley of Four Drafts. Volunteers had milk lockers (filled with milk bottles) sent to their houses and sent them back with progress reports, research, and the like. - Duchess R. is [REDACTED] - The Prufrock librarian accidentally [REDACTED] - As a result, [REDACTED]
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Post by counto on Jan 22, 2021 4:43:39 GMT -5
Gotcha, avoid TRR (The Ropy Rewrite), here some more headcanons
26. Mrs Bass and Mr Remora were in a secret affair together, robbing the bank together ala Bonnie and Clyde style 27. Bertrand and Beatrice thought about introducing their children to the Quagmires at some point before they died 28. Georgina Orwell's favourite books to read are Animal Farm and 1984 29. Olivia and Miranda are sisters, Nerissa Caliban/Widdershins is Fernald and Fiona's mother 30. Duchess R's real name is Rosalind (reference to As You Like It)
Note: I'm going to do a family tree to better explain how this works. Also Nerissa is a reference to character from the Merchant of Venice.
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Post by Hermes on Jan 22, 2021 16:43:36 GMT -5
So F is F and F's cousin? That seems a nice twist on the F-F-F theory (which I still think won't work in its orginal form).
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Post by counto on Jan 22, 2021 19:42:11 GMT -5
Well here's how it work, Nerissa Caliban (OC) is the oldest sisters of Olivia and Miranda. Nerissa is the mother of both Fernald and Fiona Caliban. At some point she married to Captain Widdershins becoming Mrs Widdershins.
When Fernald ran off to join Count Olaf after Anwhistle Aquatics burned down, Nerissa left Cap Widdershins (but also left behind Fiona for reasons unknown).
The whole being eaten by manatee thing, was just an excuse to avoid learning more about their mother.
Just like Miranda when Friday asked about her father Thursday.
I'm not sure who Fernald and Fiona's biological father is. So Thursday and Widdershins are two different people.
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Post by Seymour Glass on Feb 9, 2021 21:36:28 GMT -5
Charles: Is Esme's brother. His last name/her maiden name is Salinger.
Village of Fowl Devotees residents: Most of them are a mix of European, African, and Native American descent. They did not have the miscegenation laws the rest of America used to have. Over the years, exiles from Amish communities joined them. Japanese and German immigrants moved there during World War II to escape internment camps and deportation. They never found out whether or not the war ended, because they don't follow outside news.
Sunny: Is a lesbian.
Duchess R: Is a lesbian and was in love with Beatrice. The Winnipeg kid in the Snow Scouts is her nephew. It was hinted there were no women in line after her because she is "The Last Duchess."
Person of Indeterminate Gender: Is intersex, genderqueer, and asexual.
Olaf: Has a couple of illegitimate kids, one of them being a son Esme gave birth to after he died.
Bertrand: Was allergic to cigarette smoke.
The events took place from 1969 to 1970.
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An AU where Violet Baudelaire grew up and became Huntress. Hear me out.
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Post by Amber Rivers on Feb 18, 2021 22:19:39 GMT -5
Ellington Feint crossed paths with VFD more than once and she is successful in infiltrating the organization without anyone recognizing her - except maybe Esme Squalor. There is just something sinister and outsider-y about Ellington.
She went as far as to sow the seeds of the schism inside the organization.
Ellington and Esme are friends - kind of like the chaotic kind of friendship.
Kit Snicket may be the only person Ellington falls in love with. They may have a thing in the past.
Violet Baudelaire took up a socialite facade after the events of ASOUE to give the impression that everything is alright. It isn't.
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Post by counto on Feb 20, 2021 5:15:14 GMT -5
Hey everyone, I've been thinking a lot about my previous timelines and headcanons. I decided to give a complete rewrite of my headcanon timeline taking place in the late 80's (1988/89). Because I'm honestly tired of trying to fit everything in at a certain point of time. Also since ASOUE does features some 80's references in the book series I figured it would make more sense, ten years away from the original publication of the series in 1999.
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Post by carmelita0cheryl on Feb 20, 2021 13:27:31 GMT -5
Wow, these headcanons of you all are really interesting and believeable! Love them Here are some mine: - Olaf's surname is Labinski - He started the Baudelaire fire by an accident - He had a love relationship with Lena Pukalie at some time - Georgina started the Quagmire fire in the Netflix series - Esmé is bi - Isadora is bi too - Ellington is Nero's sister or cousin - Jacquelyn i Duchess R's adopted daughter - The White faced women are Zada and Zora, Sinister duo are Gifford and Ghede
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Post by HAL 10,000 on Jul 18, 2023 0:22:27 GMT -5
1.Justice is Justice Strauss’ first name. 2.Mr Remora and Mrs Bass are a couple. 3.Esme and Charles are siblings. 4.The Baudelaire and Quagmire parents were planning to introduce their kids to each other. 5.Sunny learned to cook from watching Violet and Klaus make the puttanesca, she just didn’t have the motor skills to start sooner. 6.Widdershins is Fernald and Fiona’s biological father. 7.Duchess R’s real name is Ramona. 8.The Snickets are orphans. 9.The birth order of the Quagmires is Duncan, Isadora, Quigley. 10.Esme had multiple affairs while married to Jerome. 11.Esme was the ant-burning cousin. 12.Josephine was adopted into Ike’s family as a child.
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