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Post by R. on Apr 6, 2021 9:56:08 GMT -5
When will the first chapter be out?
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Post by Esmé's meme is meh on Apr 6, 2021 10:06:42 GMT -5
Maybe you're asking the wrong question, and you should ask instead "Where is the first chapter published?"
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Post by R. on Apr 6, 2021 10:16:58 GMT -5
Can someone help me locate it?
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Post by the panopticountolaf on Apr 6, 2021 10:22:26 GMT -5
Let’s work together, R.. Which half of the board would you like to take?
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Post by R. on Apr 6, 2021 10:25:52 GMT -5
I have searched the board and I was wondering if you could do some searching too?
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Post by the panopticountolaf on Apr 6, 2021 10:26:35 GMT -5
I just checked Z’s recent posts... nothing there. I’ll check mustache glasses next. EDIT: There’s nothing there (ba ba-da ba-da ba-da-da...) I’m guessing that Esmé's meme is meh is just messing with our heads.
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Post by Optimism is my Phil-osophy on Apr 6, 2021 10:36:35 GMT -5
If he published this by editing an old post, it will not appear in recent posts.
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Post by Esmé's meme is meh on Apr 7, 2021 10:13:53 GMT -5
You have 72 hours to find the first chapter before it disappears.
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Post by the panopticountolaf on Apr 7, 2021 10:32:49 GMT -5
Oh, fun. This’ll be interesting.
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Post by R. on Apr 7, 2021 10:37:23 GMT -5
Holy salsa I found it
CHAPTER ONE
There was a forum, and there was a girl, and there was a dead person. I was part of the forum, and I was curious about the dead person, and I thought the girl had nothing to do with it. I was almost thirty and I was wrong. I was wrong about all of it. I should have asked the question "Why would someone create a fake account and pretend to be a former admin of the forum when there's nothing to gain from that?". Instead, I asked the wrong question- ten wrong questions, more or less. This is the account of the first.
This story started with a bang. I'm not kidding: I was at the Abbyss for reasons that you wouldn't understand, trying to climb my way out there, when I heard a thunderous bang coming from somewhere else. It felt nearby, but when you're part of a digital, online world usually everything feels nearby. I heard caplocks, I heard keyboards banging, I heard confusion and sadness and even happiness and joy. When I finally got there, after refreshing myself multiple times and pulling some keys and strings, I understood immediately: it was too late to save him and now everything would be different.
Dante's body looked weird, laying quietly on the thread. I mean, it looked weirder than usual. It was contorted in an awkward position, like if he was ready to perform some contemporary dance movements while reciting a pretentious poem he found on Instagram. Surrounding him, there were ten different figures. They were all suspicious to me.
Sherry Ann looked relieved. It was like the sight of the dead body was something she's been waiting for a long time. Her hand was near her chest, grasping firmly her necklace like if it was about to grow wings and fly away.
Papricot looked intrigued. His feet was moving constantly and I wondered why. His eyes scrutinized Dante's body: he was clearly analyzing the position of the body and trying to figure out the cause of the death, and I found that interesting.
Limeny looked afflicted. His eyes were closed and his lips moved silently. At that moment it felt to me that he wanted something from Dante while he was alive, and now that he was found dead he knew he couldn't get it anymore.
Jean Lucio looked devastated. It was like he was about to start crying. He was also holding some papers on his hands, but they were clean. I figured out they must have been some personal theories he was looking forward to share with Dante.
Archie looked worried. He looked at everyone around him while taking notes on his hand with a weird looking pen. Something big was bulging his coat, and I thought it was something crucial to solve the big mystery around Dante and his death. I was, of course, right.
Willis looked entertained. He had a Kirby plush on one hand and a Yoshi plush on the other, both of them quiet on his sides. He giggled a little bit now and then, but I assumed it was just a nervous reaction. I was, of course, wrong.
Mister M and Anka looked curious. They were holding hands with a shy smile on their faces while whispering things to each other that I couldn't really understand. I noticed Mr. M tried to speak multiple times, opening his mouth but then closing it again before any sound came out of it.
Hermes looked almost excited about Dante's death. He was holding on his hands some blood stained letters that he was reading very carefully, throwing some oh's and ah's here and there.
Bear just looked bored.
I got closer, cleared my throat and asked firmly my first wrong question:
"Who is everyone's favorite character of the series?"
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Post by R. on Apr 7, 2021 10:38:51 GMT -5
Also, who is Archie?
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Post by the panopticountolaf on Apr 7, 2021 10:43:47 GMT -5
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Post by Optimism is my Phil-osophy on Apr 7, 2021 11:03:24 GMT -5
"Why would someone create a fake account and pretend to be a former admin of the forum when there's nothing to gain from that?". I asked myself this question over and over again in the past few months. This is really fun Z.
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Post by Esmé's meme is meh on Apr 7, 2021 17:16:35 GMT -5
I'm sharing with you the beautiful cover Seth made for my fanfic
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Apr 7, 2021 17:33:13 GMT -5
Zortegus is Seth confirmed
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