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Post by fiorellebodalare on May 28, 2021 14:41:23 GMT -5
Offerz noet. omg hi every1!!! mi nam iz lora and i am ritin a alimony snicked flanfiktin LOL!!11111111 it ternz owt dat da sho gut sum thingz rong UwU so im heer 2 put thingz rite an rite a gud stury! So heer iz da frist chraptier ENJO GYZ)
hi gys mi nam is fiorelle bodalare (o yah gys ive onle sen da natflex so may b i wont get sum thins rite) and i am 16 yeerz old (dat maks mi da oldizt dnot lissen 2 dat bustard lemon snickers!!1111) i am bautifuel wif drak blak hare an purpel eis an pail paail whit skin. i hav 3 seblinz named villin, claws, and suny. I HAT DEM SO MUCH LOL. al dey do is reed bukz an bild toolz. and eat thinz. i hav a bartiful sengning vois dat i can use 2 mak ppl do wut i want. and we lfe in a rly rly BIGGGGG manshon in da sity 1 day i wuz in mi rum breshin mi long blark hare (O I AMLOZT FOGETTD I WAZ WAREIN A PONK FLOER SHERT AN A MINY SKERTSORY 4 YELIN) btw mi siblinks r vary ulgy. Claws wares glises yUCK Xd.
Sudenly…………………………………………………………………………………
THAR WUZ A FIER “OMFG HELPO’ I SCREMED AZ LODLY AZ I CUD. my serbz wernet @ hom bc day wer @ da beech. I cant go 2 da beech bc i mite git a suntan an den mi bodifil pall sken wood b roened. I GOED 2 DA WINDO. OTSID WUZ A BOY WIF LING BLANDE HARE AN A SMUKY GREAY EYZ. he wuz so hott dat i stoped scremi n. An jest luked @ him. THAN I GUT A BEZT IDEA. I SINGD OWT OF DA WINDO
“DO WUT I ZAY” I SONGED AN HE LISSENED!!1111111111 “HELP MI OWT OF DIS BORNIN HOUS” I SONGED AGEN AN HE DID HE PIKED MI UP IN HIZ BIG BEFEY ARMZ AN CARED MI 2 DA GROOND.
“R u okay he azed mi an hiz vois machd hiz secxy bordy.’ ‘i, i, i,’ i sturtered an den………………… ]
I FAEINTID (bc i waz skared an a litel turnd on LOLOL)
~CHARPTR 1 ENDIN (giv mi gud revuws gyz!!1111 thx OwO)
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Post by R. on May 28, 2021 14:53:39 GMT -5
I hope you’re joking.
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Post by Optimism is my Phil-osophy on May 28, 2021 17:00:38 GMT -5
I want to remember the importance of obeying grammar whenever possible. Unless the work has some narrative purpose to be written like this.
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Post by Hermes on May 29, 2021 16:09:58 GMT -5
I suspect this is someone we know. I might even guess who, though I'm not confident enough to bet on it.
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Post by Optimism is my Phil-osophy on May 29, 2021 20:42:17 GMT -5
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Post by B. on May 31, 2021 15:58:12 GMT -5
Outstanding work
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Post by B. on May 31, 2021 15:58:50 GMT -5
I suspect this is someone we know. I might even guess who, though I'm not confident enough to bet on it. Dante???
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Post by R. on May 31, 2021 16:14:46 GMT -5
Well, if you are who I and B. think you are, I will say it again: DID ESMÉ AND CARMELITA SURVIVE THE FIRE???
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Post by Hermes on May 31, 2021 17:05:02 GMT -5
I do not think they are either of the people you have in mind.
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Post by B. on Jun 1, 2021 1:47:51 GMT -5
Fair enough it does seem very un-dante, but stranger things have happened
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Post by Optimism is my Phil-osophy on Jun 1, 2021 6:29:33 GMT -5
I shouldn't do this, but... I'll try to guess the author: R.. I could present 3 evidences in my favor.Each of them in isolation is weak, but the three together are very convincing.
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Post by fiorellebodalare on Jun 1, 2021 7:13:16 GMT -5
CARPTER 2.
offerz not,, hi gyz itz mi agen!! LOL also WUT R U GYZ TAKING ABT/// IM LORA NUT DARNT OR ROXY222 (rox222 mor lik RAWR XD 222 AM I RITE) n e wayz im glad dat u r al likin da stary!! BTW JEEN IM 2 BIZY 2 WORY ABT GRAMAR U SOND LIK DA KIDZ ANT JESSLIN XCEPT SHE WAZ OBSES WIF EGGZ NOT GRAMAR LOL.
~~~CHIP 2 BAGINING`~~
wen i waked up on da flor i wuz on da flor. da RLY RLY HAWT GY FRUM ERLIER wuz stil ther. 'hy ' he sed in his vose.
'h, h, h, h, h, hy" i wisperd bake. 'r u ok?/ he arksed mi AN DEN WE KISED. "OMG MI HOUS" I SCREMED AN RAN 2 IT. IT WUZ BERNED DOWN 2 DA GRUND. i start 2 cry but mi eys dont tern red bc im jest prtty lik dat.
"hey luk @ dat' hawt gy sed. 'wut iz it' A SPYGLAz
we luked at da slyglas wich wuz goldin wif a ey on it. hawt boi wuz wherin a denumb jaket an sum jeenz an a whit shert an sum convers an a gold chane necklise. 'hy' sed a firman. 'we wer abel 2 sav al ur cloths her day r."
"OMFG THX" I WAZ SO HAPY den sudenly...............................................................................
............. ...................................................DARE WER MI SIBZ!!1!!!!11!1!111!!11111!!!1!1
"WUT HAPEND HER' SED VILIN. 'FOREL U BERND DOW DA HUSE!!' "WTF NO I DIDENT"" YES U DID YELED CLOSE. DA BABY WAZ CRYEN @ MI SAYEN "ADHGFJKADSBFJKEWBVILAJIAEHFLKABELKFANKEHSALIV" wiCH MEnt "u batch!111"
Vilin gabred da splygas an mad a gun bc she wuz so gud @ bildeng stuf. "DIE" SE YELED (i new dat se wuz jest jellis uv mi buetifuelllines) "NO DONT SHUT HER" SED HAWT BOI AN JUMPD IN FRNT OF DA GUN!!!!! DARE WUZ A EXPLODSIN. I SCREMD.
hawt bo layd on da flor. he hed da bulet in him. "NO' I CRYED 'DONT DI' "itz 2 lat 4 dat" he sed smellin weekly "im jest gld i met u'
den WE KISED AGEN
'pls tel mi wut ur nam iz "
mi nam he sed iz................................................................................................................................
"QUGLIY!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111!1!1111" ~~~APHTER 2 EDIN~~~
wo dat wuz so carzy rite!!1 c u in nixt chapr OwO
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Post by the panopticountolaf on Jun 1, 2021 7:45:36 GMT -5
This story is a blessing upon the earth. (Also, how has nobody mentioned Esmé's meme is meh as a potential suspect yet?!?)
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Post by Optimism is my Phil-osophy on Jun 1, 2021 8:17:41 GMT -5
Zortegus is a profile artist. He would give his avatar a personal touch, I'm sure.
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Post by R. on Jun 1, 2021 12:03:01 GMT -5
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