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Post by Esmé's meme is meh on Sept 22, 2021 9:31:55 GMT -5
Let's create a new timeline in the ASOUE universe and transform ourselves into relatives who become guardians of the Baudelaires.
Invent a name, a description based on your personality and tell us what's your tie with the siblings, your relationship with them and how you guys eventually part your ways.
I'm Francis Boudoir, their cousin nineteen times removed. I have nine different jobs since I have an obsession with learning to do things, being the best at them and the supreme monarch of multitasking, but I also love to take care of the kids so I take them to everywhere I go and insist I don't want them to help me with my tasks but eventually ask them to do them anyway and I get pissed when they don't excel at them. I finally take a day off to enjoy with them and go shopping, when a mysterious man with one eyebrow tells me I failed the deadlines of all of my jobs. I have a heart attack from the stress and die in an antique store.
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