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I just got this e-mail:

Friday the 13th
January 2006




Less than two weeks after 2006 arrived amidst great excitement and optimism, something terrible happened at 12:01 a.m. this morning: Friday the 13th arrived.

Under normal circumstances, today’s date would be unfortunate. This year, it is even more ominous, a word which here means “extremely worrisome.” That is because this terribly unlucky day occurs TWICE in 2006.

Associates at LemonySnicket.com predict that the second time, Friday, October 13, will bring The End. Of what, however--the Baudelaire orphans? Lemony Snicket himself? Thursday, October 12th?--remains unclear.

There is much to fear in the coming months--alarming puzzles, distressing notations, a series of communications from someone named Beatrice. All of us at AuthorTracker will continue to try to locate the elusive Mr. Snicket, gather information, understand the truth, and share our findings with you.

Still, we are sorry to ruin your year after only 12 days. Perhaps 2007 will be cheerier.

With all due respect,

[Gigi]

Yah, we know. It's been posted in both the Rumors thread and the Book 13 Speculation thread. Does it need its own thread?

[Deleted]

I don't really care(if it has it's own thread), some might. I haven't looked in those other threads recently so I didn't realize. Someone can lock this if they want.

[Dante]

Not really. Anything you can say about it can be said in the B13 Speculation Thread, or the Upcoming Books thread. And I don't have a grudge against this AuthorTracker due to the fact I didn't get it at all

I appreciate the thought, though. But yeah, guys, it's been posted. May this locked thread serve as a warning. Somebody had to make one, really, as you could miss it elsewhere.

Locked.