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Post by Dark_Avenger on Nov 9, 2002 22:20:31 GMT -5
Okay, here's what we do:
First, we build a catapult capable of holding only 2.58 ping-pong balls. We drop that catapult on the first car to pass under the bridge over the road at exactly 6:43 p.m. one Friday, November 15, 2002. Than we steal the car, and drive to the local cheese factory. We gather our army of artificial donut warriors, and take the cheese factory by storm. After exactly 36 and 1/1893 hours of battling, the enemy will surrender their factory.
Understand so far?
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Nov 16, 2002 21:43:33 GMT -5
No. Wait, yeah. no. maybe.
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Post by Shaffuru! on Nov 17, 2002 8:02:41 GMT -5
I understand completely. But there's a few problems:
1) November 15 has passed.
2) What is the catapult made of?
3) Which bridge?
4) What if we don't want to wait at the cheese factory for 36 and 1/1893 hours for the cheese facory owners to surrender their factory?
5) Where are we gonna find an army of artificial donuts?
6) Is our army edible? I'm hungry.
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Post by Dark_Avenger on Nov 18, 2002 17:28:39 GMT -5
1.) We move it up to Nov. 15, 2003.
2.) Straws and safety pins, mostly.
3.) The one three blocks down from Joe's Bait Shop on 34th street. You know the place.
4.) Than it'll just be myself, Saruman, Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf, and the donuts left then.
5.) I'm making one.
6.) Mechanicle limbs in real donuts. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Production is taking a while, because work makes me hungry, and well,you know.
Comlicated, eh?
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Nov 18, 2002 18:56:22 GMT -5
*just follows this topic*
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Post by Shaffuru! on Nov 18, 2002 18:58:04 GMT -5
1.) We move it up to Nov. 15, 2003. 2.) Straws and safety pins, mostly. 3.) The one three blocks down from Joe's Bait Shop on 34th street. You know the place. 4.) Than it'll just be myself, Saruman, Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf, and the donuts left then. 5.) I'm making one. 6.) Mechanicle limbs in real donuts. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Production is taking a while, because work makes me hungry, and well,you know. Comlicated, eh? Ehhh.. So-so. |
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Post by violetontherun10 on Nov 30, 2002 12:11:33 GMT -5
Alright if you just tell me the nearest street to 34 street and what state,city, and time it's going to be at, I might be able to help. I know how to make a catapult. I also know how to make a bomb out of a bottle of soda.  |
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Post by RonWeasley on Dec 13, 2002 13:19:27 GMT -5
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Dec 15, 2002 17:39:11 GMT -5
YOu spelled Klaus wrong
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Post by Shaffuru! on Dec 16, 2002 8:01:23 GMT -5
Yeah.  You couldn't like him that much... to spell his name wrong... |
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Dec 16, 2002 20:41:41 GMT -5
*coughs* can anyone guess why?
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Post by RonWeasley on Dec 16, 2002 22:38:23 GMT -5
:'(I like klaus even if I am a bad speller :-/he is my favorite charachter in the book!!!!  |
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Dec 18, 2002 18:45:01 GMT -5
OK, don't freak out on us.
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Post by RonWeasley on Dec 19, 2002 11:13:00 GMT -5
That is exactley what I am going to do do'nt ever say I dont like klaus baudlaire I mean it that is very mean and horrible cruel and awful hidious crime that Olaf would do!!!!!!!  |
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Post by pennyroyal on Dec 21, 2002 13:35:43 GMT -5
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You couldn't like him that much... to spell his name wrong...
