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Dec 22, 2004 20:50:00 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2004 20:50:00 GMT -5
on the official movie website there is Twas the night before christmas I am a VERY slow typer , so could somone PLEASE type it and post it so I can print it out
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Dec 22, 2004 23:41:36 GMT -5
Post by Oreo on Dec 22, 2004 23:41:36 GMT -5
Sure. Here it is : "Twas the night before Christmas, and they had no house Because it burnt in a fire, no water to douse The Flickering flames or their parents' sad end Welcome to the mall, now run off and spend.
For this poem is filled with misery and woe You ought not to listen, now's a good time to go For these verses concern the orphans Baudelaire Not to mention a scoundrel whom you should beware
Three children smart, charming and physical fit None of which mattered when the hurricane hit Or the leeches attacked or a villian appeared Like a man named Count Olaf, universally feared.
"Quiet Hook! Quiet Blad Man! Better not wake the brats! Oh White-Face Women, This is no time to chat! We've a fortune to steal! There's a plot we must hatch! Now go to it! Go to it! Anyone got a match?"
He did not ride a reindeer or wear a red suit He had not shimmied down the chim-i-ney chute There were no elves or bells or eggnog or cheer It appears that Santa was tied up this year
And possibly gagged, in a dark tower room By the one whose voice filled the orphans with gloom A villainous actor, words which here mean "evil, greedy, vain, dirty, vile, sinister, foul-smelling, treache
Now Violet was an inventor extraordinary skill, She invented the first bed-making mill, While Klaus has read more books than you've likely seen And remembered them all, like a wisdom machine As for Sunny, she was as small as a boot But for her young age, she was highly astute And had four teeth as sharp as very sharp knives Which can prove quite useful when misfortune arrives.
Vioet tore open their thin mattress for springs And Klaus recalled books on military things While Sunny chewed off two legs of the bed Which collapsed with a bump so that Olaf said,
"What was that? Was that you, you bald-headed freak?" To which this poor henchman did not dare to speak Just shook his head once and they glared all around When came from the bed a great booming sound
Such ruckus, such chaos, a sudden bright flash Howling and scowling, the crooks made a dash As Olaf exclaimed, as they fled out of sight, "Drats, I've been foiled on Christmas eve night!"
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Dec 23, 2004 3:42:17 GMT -5
Post by Dante on Dec 23, 2004 3:42:17 GMT -5
Now am I just stupid, or does the ending not make much sense?
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Dec 23, 2004 7:10:05 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2004 7:10:05 GMT -5
THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH Oreo
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Dec 23, 2004 13:54:50 GMT -5
Post by Oreo on Dec 23, 2004 13:54:50 GMT -5
Your welcome everybody!
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Dec 23, 2004 20:22:49 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2004 20:22:49 GMT -5
hatramroany's awards
Best newcomer-Oreo Best name-Oreo Best avatar-Oreo Best person on 667-Oreo swans
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Dec 24, 2004 0:23:14 GMT -5
Post by Oreo on Dec 24, 2004 0:23:14 GMT -5
Thank you hatramroany for your appreciation. You too have a great name and avator.
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Dec 31, 2004 14:07:54 GMT -5
Post by joshspazjosh on Dec 31, 2004 14:07:54 GMT -5
Now am I just stupid, or does the ending not make much sense? I think they made a catapult or something that got them out of Olaf's clutches. . .though I could be wrong. . .
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