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Post by Countess Mecilia on May 12, 2004 9:57:13 GMT -5
Do you have any... interesting insults or swear words that you made up? Yeah, the only reason I made this thread is because there's this idiot guy in my drama class who says stuff like, "You SuperDuggedGothicConstipatedCow!" or "You inchworm!" or "Apesikle!" or "You are such an abershmit!". Yes, he's cool, but extremely idiotic. So... did you ever make up any cool, but odd insults when you were a kid [or now]? Ahaha.
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Post by Antenora on May 12, 2004 10:31:20 GMT -5
Here are some I've heard at school "From which of the concentric circles of Dante's Inferno were you spawned?" "You're a little piece of a telephone wire mixed up with some mustard and mayonaisse and sauerkraut! Also you need to get a life!" "You're a cat food guy!"
I didn't make these up, but I think they're very clever and/or dumb.
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Post by xangelkimzx on May 12, 2004 13:33:36 GMT -5
Erm... *thinks* Once in primary there was this guy called Kyle, and he used to call me names (even though in the last year his mate Lewis told me he fancied me, as in Kyle, ugh) so because he had ginger hair (no offense to any gingers out there, it's a lovely colour, but I just couldn't think of anything else to say to him) I said, "Actually, Kyle, I think you need to go hide somewhere or else the rabbit'll come eat you up, you daft carrot." And that seriously pissed him off. Hahahaha! It wasn't that funny, but good enough to make the popular girls, Annabel, Lailah and Megan, want to hang out with me even though I read books at lunch or helped out in the library. Hah, I was some geek back then... *thinks*
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Post by Addieor on May 12, 2004 16:58:00 GMT -5
Uhh, once, I asked this kn a grade under me if he was a boy or a girl. I made the word Krod up.
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Post by Matalica Happiness on May 12, 2004 17:05:31 GMT -5
I have heard Piglicker, and Pigsucker before.
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Post by Dave on May 12, 2004 17:13:23 GMT -5
a s s-gremlin
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Post by Antenora on May 12, 2004 19:06:23 GMT -5
Somewhere, I remember hearing "You're just a mayonnaisse eater!" Huh.
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on May 12, 2004 19:17:56 GMT -5
Heh, "mayonaisse eater".
When I'm mad at my computer, I call it "No good dirty rotten pig stealing" to confuse people.
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Post by trish on May 12, 2004 19:24:50 GMT -5
Ha! I'm a master of insults! I <heart> insults! Here are some of my favorites...
Typical self-insult: "My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave." - Burt Reynolds
Fat people insult: "Elizabeth Taylor's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on an aspirin." - Joan Rivers
Blabber-mouth insult: "The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech." - George Bernard Shaw
Your ex-boyfriend dating another girl: "At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date." - Edith Massey
The Person Everybody hates: "No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast." - W. S. Gilbert
Someone wearing an ugly hat: "Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style. It will look ridiculous year after year." - Fred Allen
Men in general: "I married beneath me. All women do." - Lady Nancy Astor
Ultimate insult: "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." - Jack E. Leonard
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Post by trish on May 12, 2004 19:26:58 GMT -5
"No good dirty rotten pig stealing" "great great grandfather" Ha!!! I love Holes...
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Post by Luigi on May 12, 2004 20:14:50 GMT -5
I have a ton. Can't recall any now
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Post by Cakesniffer on May 12, 2004 20:38:16 GMT -5
Not really an insult but
Oh my god: Holy man boob on a stick!
LONGGGG story. Don't ask. Ever. ok maybe next thursday
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Post by Celinra on May 12, 2004 22:29:22 GMT -5
Well, my friend and I use the word "Hommie" as an insult, I don't know why... a word usually used to refer to friends (i.e. "Yo, wassup my hommies..." ...alright, that was a stereotype, I'm sorry, but that's the only way I know to clear up the word for those who don't know it) is used as an insult by us. We're strange.
I also use the word "goober" as an insult quite often. I think I may have picked it up from Dave Barry (humor colomnist) subconsciously... I was thrilled in my calender when he used that as an insult ("All the other presidential candidates are goobers.")
I think there are more, but I can't think of them.
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Post by Matalica Happiness on May 12, 2004 22:38:19 GMT -5
This is a new one my twin said earlier. once i told her people like my attitude more than hers.
"Oh, you, oh you! You big suck up! I should have never let you no there! You big buttcrapholestuffeduptheally!" That was very intresting...
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Post by SnicketFires on May 12, 2004 22:43:21 GMT -5
Well, my friend Katie and I made up Pretty and Beautiful. They aren't really insults...Let me explain.
"I'm glad you're pretty!"- Someone has done something dumb (perhaps even blonde) so when you say "I'm glad you're pretty" you are implying that you are glad that they have their looks to fall back on, when their intelligence fails.
"You're beautiful"- You have your intelligence to fall back on, rather than your looks.
Do those make sense? I've been trying to find a good way to explain them, since I've nearly forgotten their meanings.
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