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The Ravaged Resources

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A vault of valuable Lemony Snicket-related articles and reports. Read only.

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The Burdensome Books

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Anxiously analyse All The Wrong Questions, Lemony Snicket's prequel series to A Series of Unfortunate Events.

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Tiran O'Saurus: Common Ollie skill issue Apr 15, 2024 14:35:34 GMT -5
it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: help i had an entire hour to do it and i only got 7 questions done T-T Apr 15, 2024 21:37:29 GMT -5
Hego Tablespoon: What ever did happen to the remaining students at Austere Academy? Apr 18, 2024 16:52:59 GMT -5
Reba: they went to the university of wasteland Apr 19, 2024 6:35:18 GMT -5
Tiran O'Saurus: At Prufrock? I think they just stayed in school. Some were rowing on Olaf's submarine, so he might have doubled back and kidnapped them. Apr 19, 2024 15:17:41 GMT -5
Hego Tablespoon: Hmm. Well, I suppose we can conclude a handful of the students of Prufrock hit rock bottom. Apr 19, 2024 17:19:00 GMT -5
Esmé's meme is meh: hupu Apr 22, 2024 15:38:16 GMT -5
Hego Tablespoon: How do you do. Apr 22, 2024 19:08:13 GMT -5
Tiran O'Saurus: I just realized we're a bit past my two-year anniversary here. How dare none of you remind me? Apr 24, 2024 17:31:03 GMT -5
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twigz: you were too busy RAWRing Apr 25, 2024 13:17:05 GMT -5
it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: StOrY tImE
sOooO, my uncle gave me $30 for my birthday yesterday, and there was a $5 bill with it, so at lunch I bought some extra Pizza (I ate 6 slices) bt someone tried to take my pizza so I had too lick all of them.
Apr 25, 2024 13:26:59 GMT -5
it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: AND THEN someone asked my friend if he wanted to water fall from his pop bottle, he said ya and when he was drinking it my other friend squeezed it on him and then friend A squeezed it all over her, and then knocked her out of her chair, and when she tried Apr 25, 2024 13:27:24 GMT -5
it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: too get up she slipped and fell and now she has bruses on her back, but the pop got all over me so I put my hoodie on and took my shirt off, but then another friend poured glitter on everyone and was screeming "AND SHE WAS A FAIRY" so my hoodie was covered Apr 25, 2024 13:27:41 GMT -5
it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: in glitter and it was making me cough and I couldn't breath so I had too go to Hawk Haven and get a new shirt, but that shirt was hella ugly so I had to wear an ugly shirt for the rest of the day, and then, when I was eating some cereal left over from Apr 25, 2024 13:28:02 GMT -5
it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: breakfast, the same friend came over and poured it in my cereal but I didn't want it to go to waist so I ate it anyway (she said it was edible) but in 4rth hour I threw up glitter in the bathroom so :/ and it's cold in my 5th hour and when I put on my hood Apr 25, 2024 13:35:17 GMT -5
it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: ie, glitter got all over me again. Oh and someone got shoved against a wall in lunch and broke threw the wall and tipped the lockers over.
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Reba: wtf is hawk haven Apr 25, 2024 14:00:41 GMT -5
HAL 10,000: Took me about 15 seconds to realize you were talking about actual glitter and not me Apr 25, 2024 16:14:16 GMT -5
Hego Tablespoon: The question is...was anyone still inside their locker before the tipping in question occured? Apr 25, 2024 16:41:38 GMT -5
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