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The Ravaged Resources

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A vault of valuable Lemony Snicket-related articles and reports. Read only.

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Anxiously analyse All The Wrong Questions, Lemony Snicket's prequel series to A Series of Unfortunate Events.

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Terry Craig: I love that you want to support us, Jean. Alas, we have not set up a Shoutbox podcast patreon yet... or a podcast for that matter May 15, 2019 5:02:45 GMT -5
Zortegus: Being "yet" the keyword there May 15, 2019 11:06:48 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: I want to put a question here in the Shoutbox about the Great Unknown. May 16, 2019 16:34:59 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: What do you think is the Great Unknown? And why do you think so? May 16, 2019 16:35:25 GMT -5
Zortegus: I think it's , because he's pretty mysterious May 17, 2019 14:59:34 GMT -5
Hermes: I think the Great Unknown is Unknown. May 17, 2019 15:39:01 GMT -5
Hermes: It is a symbol, sometimes of death, sometimes just of the mysteriousness of the world. May 17, 2019 15:39:45 GMT -5
Hermes: It may be the Bombinating Beast, but it is Unknown whether it actually is. May 17, 2019 15:40:13 GMT -5
Hermes: VFD was investigating the Bombinating Beast because it might have been the Great Unknown, but they never got a definite answer. May 17, 2019 15:41:10 GMT -5
The Seer: The great unknown is a metaphor for the oppression of the pre-revolutionary russian working class, obviously. May 18, 2019 3:12:23 GMT -5
Quisby: the "Great Unknown" ... what's so great about it anyway? Full of itself that's what it is May 19, 2019 12:55:32 GMT -5
The Seer: Egocentric Unknown, more like. May 20, 2019 20:02:59 GMT -5
The Seer: Did I just describe an anonymous Ayn Randist? *GASP* I've figured out what the Great Unknown is May 20, 2019 20:03:23 GMT -5 *