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Hermes (or Herms): This is genuinely disturbing - Dante has been absent without warning for several days. Nov 28, 2019 11:45:49 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: I'm starting to get worried ... Nov 28, 2019 12:05:41 GMT -5
Zortegus: Lol how can you respect such a fascist homophobic piece of crap as Bolsonaro Nov 28, 2019 13:55:01 GMT -5
Zortegus: I was kidding with my question btw Nov 28, 2019 13:55:17 GMT -5
Hermes (or Herms): Did the majority actually elect him? Nov 28, 2019 14:13:33 GMT -5
Hermes (or Herms): This is a serious question: Trump was duly elected by the rules under which the election was conducted, but he didn't geta majority of votes. Nov 28, 2019 14:14:48 GMT -5
Hermes (or Herms): And as for Johnson - well, no British party ever gets a majority of votes, so it would be too much to hope for in this case. Nov 28, 2019 14:15:22 GMT -5
Hermes (or Herms): And it's possible for a leader to be legitimately elected, but then lose their right to rule by misconduct, as arguably Trump has now done. Nov 28, 2019 14:16:06 GMT -5
𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻: BORIS 2019 Nov 28, 2019 15:08:25 GMT -5
Hermes (or Herms): Hi Bear. Good to see you are alive. Nov 28, 2019 16:47:48 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: Well ... I didn't create the rules of democracy. Every 4 years there are new elections here for president ... Nov 29, 2019 12:37:47 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: In Brazil, there is no such arrangement of delegates in each state. The president-elect is the one who obtains the highest absolute number of valid votes. Nov 29, 2019 12:41:28 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: It is usually necessary to hold a second round of elections to ensure that the chosen candidate has obtained the most valid votes Nov 29, 2019 12:41:59 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: Hi Bear... I missed you too. I hope you are well ... And if you have been traveling, I hope you have made a good return. Nov 29, 2019 12:46:07 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: An additional detail, Hermes ... Brazil is a presidential republic ... Usually the president is removed from office only if there is evidence of crime. Nov 29, 2019 12:49:18 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: (Although evidence may be forged). Nov 29, 2019 12:49:58 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: The last president in my country who was removed from office was charged with Fiscal Responsibility Crime. Nov 29, 2019 12:50:58 GMT -5 *
jeanlucio10: Dante, it's good to see you back! Nov 30, 2019 15:12:11 GMT -5
Hermes (or Herms): I am so relieved to see that you are alive! Nov 30, 2019 17:19:43 GMT -5
jeanlucio10: , what do you think about Maria Mallahan's fanfic? Did you read anything I wrote? Dec 4, 2019 11:25:32 GMT -5 *