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Terry Craig: don't you already have a little brother Aug 26, 2015 10:59:48 GMT -5
bandit: no, but i'm willing to adopt you all ;) Aug 26, 2015 12:28:15 GMT -5
Zortegus: I found a little bird on the street Aug 26, 2015 19:40:37 GMT -5
Zortegus: He's too weak, I'm trying to keep him alive but I don't think he's gonna make it Aug 26, 2015 19:41:20 GMT -5
Zortegus: :( Aug 26, 2015 19:41:25 GMT -5
Peppermince: :( That's so sad Zort Aug 27, 2015 0:22:05 GMT -5
zakeno: He might have flown into a car. :( Try to water him with an eyedropper, and see if there's any clear broken bones. Good luck to the little guy! Aug 27, 2015 11:41:39 GMT -5
Lemona Snicket: Maybe take him to a vet clinic if there's one nearby? Good luck bird. :( Aug 27, 2015 20:23:57 GMT -5
Zortegus: He didn't make it, died after two hours with me, I thought he was getting better since he ate and drank water and opened his eyes but no :c he was too young to fly/move by himself so I suppose he fell of the nest Aug 27, 2015 23:33:33 GMT -5
Zortegus: At least the little baby didn't die alone in the street Aug 27, 2015 23:33:51 GMT -5
Caveman T: damn Aug 28, 2015 0:04:49 GMT -5
Peppermince: aww that is so crap Aug 28, 2015 0:30:43 GMT -5
Aang: our cat disappeared for a couple of weeks. when he reappeared he had a massive head wound Aug 28, 2015 3:07:46 GMT -5
Aang: that's been fun to deal with :( the poor thing Aug 28, 2015 3:08:08 GMT -5 *
Lemona Snicket: poor cat, I hope he recovers. Aug 28, 2015 3:49:28 GMT -5
Peppermince: me too, i love cats Aug 28, 2015 4:32:43 GMT -5
Linda Rhaldeen: My cat isn't allowed outside. Though she's nearly 14 and rarely even leaves my bedroom. Aug 28, 2015 22:04:07 GMT -5
Linda Rhaldeen: My family's first cat was always getting into fights and getting scary-looking wounds. He always healed extremely fast and we'll though, especially when my mom was able to pin him down and wash and dress his wounds. Aug 28, 2015 22:07:58 GMT -5
bandit: my cat goes outside and eats rabbits Aug 28, 2015 22:30:20 GMT -5
Zortegus: He deserves to be your cat then Aug 29, 2015 0:22:53 GMT -5