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Anxiously analyse All The Wrong Questions, Lemony Snicket's prequel series to A Series of Unfortunate Events.

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Hermes: It's a long time since I saw it. There may be a lot of philosophical stuff i am forgetting. I do remember the scene with the rhinoceros. Jun 30, 2019 14:52:06 GMT -5
𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻: i posted a screenshot from wittgenstein in my Good Ass Shots thread. tilda swinton doesn't play wittgenstein (lol), she just has a small role, as she does in a lot of jarman's other movies. Jun 30, 2019 17:09:28 GMT -5
𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻: there is a fair amount of philosophy in it but it's very stiff as he got Terry Eagleton to help him write the screenplay and it's obvious where those bits come in. the rest is whimsical gay salsa. easy, kinda fun watch (only 75 min) but i was not impressed Jun 30, 2019 17:10:48 GMT -5
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Terry Craig: *great-grandparents. jebediah and maude tumbleweed Jul 8, 2019 15:02:55 GMT -5 *
Hermes: I see that the Basic Three are logged in right now. It's quite like old times. Jul 9, 2019 7:54:29 GMT -5
Zortegus: Who da basic three Jul 14, 2019 13:14:41 GMT -5
Hermes: Dante, Sherry Ann and me. Jul 15, 2019 9:34:55 GMT -5
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