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jeanlucio10: But I'll stop ... You have some very good questions ... Sept 18, 2019 21:35:33 GMT -5
lsandthebooks: It's fine dude. Sept 19, 2019 20:52:14 GMT -5
Zortegus: jeanlucio is the new peppermince Sept 19, 2019 21:42:32 GMT -5
𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻: more like the new matthewmemories Sept 19, 2019 22:10:12 GMT -5
Zortegus: Tinypic strikes again Sept 19, 2019 23:33:22 GMT -5
Zortegus: It's like 667 is slowly collapsing Sept 19, 2019 23:33:35 GMT -5
Hermes: Not really. The Snicket threads are more active than they have been for a long time. Sept 20, 2019 8:23:37 GMT -5
Hermes: Foxy is keeping the flag of fiction flying. Sept 20, 2019 8:23:55 GMT -5
Hermes: Of course, if people keep saying it's collapsing that will frighten people away, so it will collapse in the end. Sept 20, 2019 8:24:41 GMT -5
Hermes: Also, what about Tinypic? The background looks the same now as yesterday. Sept 20, 2019 8:25:19 GMT -5
Hermes: Also, jeanlucio, as a devoted Snicketologist, is very unlike either Pepper or MM. Sept 20, 2019 8:26:26 GMT -5
Terry Craig: Damn it, Zortegus, it's like you want 667 to collapse Sept 20, 2019 14:23:31 GMT -5 *
𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻: matty was a very devoted snicketologist Sept 20, 2019 15:27:14 GMT -5
𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻: never forget dem pink leggings 🙏 Sept 20, 2019 15:28:12 GMT -5
𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻: also the last 7 full pages of recent threads is just lsandthebooks threads with 2 replies each, i wouldnt call that active Sept 20, 2019 15:30:50 GMT -5
lsandthebooks: that's actually a good incentive for me to post more...I am obsessed with Lemony Snicket. I love the series. Sept 20, 2019 16:18:55 GMT -5
Terry Craig: I think you've proven that Sept 21, 2019 7:19:00 GMT -5
Zortegus: Sorry I assumed my role as the announcer of inevitable doom of 667 Sept 21, 2019 16:46:01 GMT -5
Hermes: Now what's happening? Sept 21, 2019 16:54:41 GMT -5
Hermes: Did someone deliberately put a link to not-Tinypic to cause disruption? Sept 21, 2019 16:55:16 GMT -5