Post by Hermedy on Feb 3, 2005 4:19:40 GMT -5
Characters
Note: This does not include nameless characters not seen directly.
Lemony Snicket
Violet Baudelaire
Klaus Baudelaire
Sunny Baudelaire
Mr. Bertrand Baudelaire
Mrs. Beatrice Baudelaire
Mr. Arthur Poe
Mrs. Polly Poe
Edgar Poe
Albert Poe
Justice Strauss
Count Olaf a.k.a. Stephano a.k.a. Captain Julio Sham a.k.a. Shirley (T. Sinoit-Pecer?) a.k.a. Coach Genghis a.k.a. Gunther a.k.a. Detective Dupin a.k.a. Mattathias a.k.a. Kit Snicket
Olive vendor
Pasta seller
Bald man with a long nose
Two women with white powder on their faces
Fernald, a man with hooks instead of hands
Enormous person who looked like neither a man nor a woman
Three short men
Important-looking man with warts all over his face
Woman with very short hair
Actors (The Marvelous Marriage)
Brett Helquist
Semi-retired amateur geologist
Dr. Montgomery Montgomery
Dr. Gustav Sebald
Incredibly Deadly Viper (“Ink” or “Inky”)
Madame diLustro
Bela (a yacht-owner)
Bruce (Spats?)
A mysterious taxi-driver
Josephine Anwhistle
Isaac Anwhistle
Josephine Anwhistle’s mother-in-law with one eyebrow and one ear (Isaac Anwhistle’s mother)
Gina-Sue (a socialist)
Ivan Lachrymose
Larry (a waiter at the Anxious Clown)
Dr. Lorenz
Bertrand Baudelaire’s ant-burning female cousin
Sir
Charles
Foreman Firstein
Phil
Dr. Georgina Orwell
Carmelita Spats
Vice Principal Nero
Mr. Remora
Mrs. Bass
Miss Tench
Professor Reed
Duncan Quagmire
Isadora Quagmire
Quigley Quagmire
Mr. and Mrs. Quagmire
Prufrock Preparatory School students
Jerome Squalor
Esmé Gigi Geniveve Squalor
Waiter at the Café Salmonella
Avery
Ben
Grandfather of the Snickets
Overweight postman
Village of Fowl Devotees elders
Mrs. Morrow
Mr. Lesko
Verhoogen family
Hector
Jacques Snicket
Milt
Lou
Volunteers Fighting Disease
Babs
Hal
Man with his legs in casts
Woman with her arms in bandages
Bernard Rieux
Cynthia Vane
Jonah Mapple
Charley Anderson
Clarissa Dalloway
Emma Bovary
Mikhail Bulgakov
Haruki Murakami
Mr. Sirin
Geraldine Julienne
Olivia (Caliban?) a.k.a. Madame Lulu
Hugo
Colette
Kevin
Man with pimples on his chin and his similarly pimply mother
Couple with hair dyed several colours at once
Elwyn (uncle to the Baudelaires)
Man with a beard but no hair
Woman with hair but no beard
C. M. Kornbluth
Snow Scouts (including members of the Kornbluth and Winnipeg families)
Captain Widdershins
Fiona
Mrs. Widdershins
Gregor Anwhistle
Kit Snicket
Frank Denouement
Ernest Denouement
Dewey Denouement
A woman and her mother
Friday Caliban
Ishmael
Miranda Caliban
Thursday Caliban
Alonso
Ariel
Sherman
Robinson
Erewhon
Weyden
Ferdinand
Larsen
Omeros
Finn
Brewster
Calypso
Byam
Willa
Mr. Pitcairn
Ms. Marlow
Dr. Kurtz
Professor Fletcher
Madame Nordoff
Rabbi Bligh
Jonah Bellamy
Sadie Bellamy
The grandfather of Josephine Anwhistle’s mother-in-law
The siblings of Josephine Anwhistle’s mother-in-law
The violent drunken female guardian of Josephine Anwhistle’s mother-in-law (and the siblings of the latter)
The two brothers who owned the Lucky Smells Melon Farm
Monday
Gonzalo
Humphrey
Mr. Poe
Beatrice “Baudelaire”
Daniel Handler
Employees (publishers of Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography)
Mysterious female stranger
Mysterious male stranger
Older gentleman of the latter’s acquaintance
Other older gentlemen
Julie Blattberg
Professor Charley Patton
Jacob Snicket
Mother of the Snickets
Employees (Valorous Farms Dairy)
R., Duchess of Winnipeg
Baron van de Wetering
Sally Sebald
Actors (Zombies in the Snow)
Eleanora Poe
Employees (Vineyard of Fragrant Drapes/Grapes)
Sailor Gantos
Sailor Eager
Sailor Kerr
Sailor Whelan
Sailor Cleary
Sailor Snyder
Sailor Sones
Sailor Seibold
Sailor Walsh
Sailor Selznick
Sailor Creech
Sailor Danziger
Sailor Konigsburg
Sailor Lowry
Sailor Scieszka
Sailor Griffin
Sailor Dahl
Sailor Woodson
Sailor Bellairs
Sailor Kalman
Sailor Peck
J. (captain of the Prospero)
Detective Smith
Detective Jones
Detective Smithjones
Mr. and Mrs. Spats
Man who lives on Rarely Ridden Road
Employee (villains)
Mother (picnicking)
Child (picnicking)
Elderly couple who own the Prospero
Prufrock Preparatory School librarian
Members (Esmé Squalor Fan Club)
Lena Pukalie
Meredith Heuer
Chas Snicket
Tedious, flat-footed instructor
Actors (My Silence Knot)
Hill shepherd
Y.
Waiter at the cafe that serves the best root beer floats
Beatrice’s instructor
The Kind Editor
Locations
The city:
Baudelaire mansion (burnt)
Fickle Fountain
Doldrums Drive
Justice Strauss’s house
Count Olaf’s house
Market
Meat District
Flower District
Sculpture District
Banking District: Fountain of Victorious Finance; Trustworthy Bank; Faithful Savings and Loan; Subservient Financial Services; Mulctuary Money Management
Dark Avenue: 667 Dark Avenue
Verne Invention Museum
Akhmatova Bookstore
Pincus Hospital
Fish District: Café Salmonella
Trolley stations
Veblen Hall
A green mansion
Veritable French Diner, 141 Dark Avenue
Hotel Denouement (burnt)
A building with tall, curved towers poking out in all directions
The secretarial school that secretly trains volunteers
The cafe that serves the best root beer floats
One of the nine dreariest buildings: Lemony Snicket’s office
A library
A park
A warehouse
Lousy Lane:
Hazy Harbor
Opportune Odors Horseradish Factory
Tedia
Grim River
Dr. Montgomery Montgomery’s house (burnt): The Reptile Room
Lake Lachrymose:
Damocles Dock
Anwhistle home (ruined)
Anxious Clown
Look! It Fits!
Curdled Cave
Carp Cove
Chartreuse Island
Cloudy Cliffs
Condiment Bay
Lavender Lighthouse
Captain Sham’s Sailboat Rentals
Wicked Whirlpool
Rancorous Rocks
Finite Forest:
“Abandoned shack” in the northwest region
Paltryville: Lucky Smells Lumbermill; Dr. Orwell’s office; Town Hall
The Hinterlands:
Caligari Carnival (burnt)
Mortmain Mountains:
Plath Pass
Richter Range
Silent Springs
Paucity Peak
Mount Fraught
Stricken Stream
Valley of Four Drafts: V.F.D. Headquarters (burnt)
Caves
The ocean:
Sontag Shore
Gulag Archipelago
Mediocre Barrier Reef
Anwhistle Aquatics (burnt)
Gorgonian Grotto
The nameless island “Olaf-Land”: Coastal shelf; brae; arboretum: underground sitting room; incomplete passage to Anwhistle Aquatics
Unauthorized Autobiography map:
Briny Beach
Swarthy Swamp
Daedalus Dock
Cathedral of the Alleged Virgin
The hills:
A cave
Mobile locations:
The Prospero (formerly the Pericles)
The self-sustaining hot-air mobile home (wrecked)
The Queequeg (wrecked)
The Carmelita
London:
A branch of the Herpetological Society
Versailles:
Versailles Post Office
Unspecified:
Elektra Hotel
The movie theater which Dr. Montgomery and the Baudelaires visited
Café Kafka
Orion Observatory
Prufrock Preparatory School (closed)
Quagmire Mansion (burnt)
Rutabaga River
Not-Very-Supermarket
Ophelia
Village of Fowl Devotees: Town Hall; Hector’s home, secret inventing studio/library; Nevermore Tree; Morrow, Lesko, Verhoogen homes; Fowl Fountain
Last Chance General Store
Heimlich Hospital (burnt): Office of the Head of Human Resources; supply closets; Library of Records; Plague Ward; Pneumonia Ward; Sore Throat Ward; Broken Neck Ward; Ward for People with Nasty Rashes; Surgical Ward; Stubbed Toe Ward; Accidentally Swallowed Something You Shouldn’t Have Ward
The Galway Kennel
Lucky Smells Melon Farm
The Bistro Smelt
Publishers’ building
Snicket home
Winnipeg mansion (burnt)
1485 Columbia Road
Brick building with scraggly hedges
Building with two round towers in a foggy neighbourhood
Rival post office (to the Versailles Post Office)
Network of tunnels beneath a lamppost
The tiny Alpine fishing village where Zombies In The Snow takes place
Vineyard of Fragrant Drapes/Grapes
Nancarrow Theater
Ned H. Rirger Theater
The offices of The Daily Punctilio
Originally by: JosephineAnwhistle, SnicketFires, RandomPasserBy, PhilipJucker/PJ, FFWF/Dante
Note: This does not include nameless characters not seen directly.
Lemony Snicket
Violet Baudelaire
Klaus Baudelaire
Sunny Baudelaire
Mr. Bertrand Baudelaire
Mrs. Beatrice Baudelaire
Mr. Arthur Poe
Mrs. Polly Poe
Edgar Poe
Albert Poe
Justice Strauss
Count Olaf a.k.a. Stephano a.k.a. Captain Julio Sham a.k.a. Shirley (T. Sinoit-Pecer?) a.k.a. Coach Genghis a.k.a. Gunther a.k.a. Detective Dupin a.k.a. Mattathias a.k.a. Kit Snicket
Olive vendor
Pasta seller
Bald man with a long nose
Two women with white powder on their faces
Fernald, a man with hooks instead of hands
Enormous person who looked like neither a man nor a woman
Three short men
Important-looking man with warts all over his face
Woman with very short hair
Actors (The Marvelous Marriage)
Brett Helquist
Semi-retired amateur geologist
Dr. Montgomery Montgomery
Dr. Gustav Sebald
Incredibly Deadly Viper (“Ink” or “Inky”)
Madame diLustro
Bela (a yacht-owner)
Bruce (Spats?)
A mysterious taxi-driver
Josephine Anwhistle
Isaac Anwhistle
Josephine Anwhistle’s mother-in-law with one eyebrow and one ear (Isaac Anwhistle’s mother)
Gina-Sue (a socialist)
Ivan Lachrymose
Larry (a waiter at the Anxious Clown)
Dr. Lorenz
Bertrand Baudelaire’s ant-burning female cousin
Sir
Charles
Foreman Firstein
Phil
Dr. Georgina Orwell
Carmelita Spats
Vice Principal Nero
Mr. Remora
Mrs. Bass
Miss Tench
Professor Reed
Duncan Quagmire
Isadora Quagmire
Quigley Quagmire
Mr. and Mrs. Quagmire
Prufrock Preparatory School students
Jerome Squalor
Esmé Gigi Geniveve Squalor
Waiter at the Café Salmonella
Avery
Ben
Grandfather of the Snickets
Overweight postman
Village of Fowl Devotees elders
Mrs. Morrow
Mr. Lesko
Verhoogen family
Hector
Jacques Snicket
Milt
Lou
Volunteers Fighting Disease
Babs
Hal
Man with his legs in casts
Woman with her arms in bandages
Bernard Rieux
Cynthia Vane
Jonah Mapple
Charley Anderson
Clarissa Dalloway
Emma Bovary
Mikhail Bulgakov
Haruki Murakami
Mr. Sirin
Geraldine Julienne
Olivia (Caliban?) a.k.a. Madame Lulu
Hugo
Colette
Kevin
Man with pimples on his chin and his similarly pimply mother
Couple with hair dyed several colours at once
Elwyn (uncle to the Baudelaires)
Man with a beard but no hair
Woman with hair but no beard
C. M. Kornbluth
Snow Scouts (including members of the Kornbluth and Winnipeg families)
Captain Widdershins
Fiona
Mrs. Widdershins
Gregor Anwhistle
Kit Snicket
Frank Denouement
Ernest Denouement
Dewey Denouement
A woman and her mother
Friday Caliban
Ishmael
Miranda Caliban
Thursday Caliban
Alonso
Ariel
Sherman
Robinson
Erewhon
Weyden
Ferdinand
Larsen
Omeros
Finn
Brewster
Calypso
Byam
Willa
Mr. Pitcairn
Ms. Marlow
Dr. Kurtz
Professor Fletcher
Madame Nordoff
Rabbi Bligh
Jonah Bellamy
Sadie Bellamy
The grandfather of Josephine Anwhistle’s mother-in-law
The siblings of Josephine Anwhistle’s mother-in-law
The violent drunken female guardian of Josephine Anwhistle’s mother-in-law (and the siblings of the latter)
The two brothers who owned the Lucky Smells Melon Farm
Monday
Gonzalo
Humphrey
Mr. Poe
Beatrice “Baudelaire”
Daniel Handler
Employees (publishers of Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography)
Mysterious female stranger
Mysterious male stranger
Older gentleman of the latter’s acquaintance
Other older gentlemen
Julie Blattberg
Professor Charley Patton
Jacob Snicket
Mother of the Snickets
Employees (Valorous Farms Dairy)
R., Duchess of Winnipeg
Baron van de Wetering
Sally Sebald
Actors (Zombies in the Snow)
Eleanora Poe
Employees (Vineyard of Fragrant Drapes/Grapes)
Sailor Gantos
Sailor Eager
Sailor Kerr
Sailor Whelan
Sailor Cleary
Sailor Snyder
Sailor Sones
Sailor Seibold
Sailor Walsh
Sailor Selznick
Sailor Creech
Sailor Danziger
Sailor Konigsburg
Sailor Lowry
Sailor Scieszka
Sailor Griffin
Sailor Dahl
Sailor Woodson
Sailor Bellairs
Sailor Kalman
Sailor Peck
J. (captain of the Prospero)
Detective Smith
Detective Jones
Detective Smithjones
Mr. and Mrs. Spats
Man who lives on Rarely Ridden Road
Employee (villains)
Mother (picnicking)
Child (picnicking)
Elderly couple who own the Prospero
Prufrock Preparatory School librarian
Members (Esmé Squalor Fan Club)
Lena Pukalie
Meredith Heuer
Chas Snicket
Tedious, flat-footed instructor
Actors (My Silence Knot)
Hill shepherd
Y.
Waiter at the cafe that serves the best root beer floats
Beatrice’s instructor
The Kind Editor
Locations
The city:
Baudelaire mansion (burnt)
Fickle Fountain
Doldrums Drive
Justice Strauss’s house
Count Olaf’s house
Market
Meat District
Flower District
Sculpture District
Banking District: Fountain of Victorious Finance; Trustworthy Bank; Faithful Savings and Loan; Subservient Financial Services; Mulctuary Money Management
Dark Avenue: 667 Dark Avenue
Verne Invention Museum
Akhmatova Bookstore
Pincus Hospital
Fish District: Café Salmonella
Trolley stations
Veblen Hall
A green mansion
Veritable French Diner, 141 Dark Avenue
Hotel Denouement (burnt)
A building with tall, curved towers poking out in all directions
The secretarial school that secretly trains volunteers
The cafe that serves the best root beer floats
One of the nine dreariest buildings: Lemony Snicket’s office
A library
A park
A warehouse
Lousy Lane:
Hazy Harbor
Opportune Odors Horseradish Factory
Tedia
Grim River
Dr. Montgomery Montgomery’s house (burnt): The Reptile Room
Lake Lachrymose:
Damocles Dock
Anwhistle home (ruined)
Anxious Clown
Look! It Fits!
Curdled Cave
Carp Cove
Chartreuse Island
Cloudy Cliffs
Condiment Bay
Lavender Lighthouse
Captain Sham’s Sailboat Rentals
Wicked Whirlpool
Rancorous Rocks
Finite Forest:
“Abandoned shack” in the northwest region
Paltryville: Lucky Smells Lumbermill; Dr. Orwell’s office; Town Hall
The Hinterlands:
Caligari Carnival (burnt)
Mortmain Mountains:
Plath Pass
Richter Range
Silent Springs
Paucity Peak
Mount Fraught
Stricken Stream
Valley of Four Drafts: V.F.D. Headquarters (burnt)
Caves
The ocean:
Sontag Shore
Gulag Archipelago
Mediocre Barrier Reef
Anwhistle Aquatics (burnt)
Gorgonian Grotto
The nameless island “Olaf-Land”: Coastal shelf; brae; arboretum: underground sitting room; incomplete passage to Anwhistle Aquatics
Unauthorized Autobiography map:
Briny Beach
Swarthy Swamp
Daedalus Dock
Cathedral of the Alleged Virgin
The hills:
A cave
Mobile locations:
The Prospero (formerly the Pericles)
The self-sustaining hot-air mobile home (wrecked)
The Queequeg (wrecked)
The Carmelita
London:
A branch of the Herpetological Society
Versailles:
Versailles Post Office
Unspecified:
Elektra Hotel
The movie theater which Dr. Montgomery and the Baudelaires visited
Café Kafka
Orion Observatory
Prufrock Preparatory School (closed)
Quagmire Mansion (burnt)
Rutabaga River
Not-Very-Supermarket
Ophelia
Village of Fowl Devotees: Town Hall; Hector’s home, secret inventing studio/library; Nevermore Tree; Morrow, Lesko, Verhoogen homes; Fowl Fountain
Last Chance General Store
Heimlich Hospital (burnt): Office of the Head of Human Resources; supply closets; Library of Records; Plague Ward; Pneumonia Ward; Sore Throat Ward; Broken Neck Ward; Ward for People with Nasty Rashes; Surgical Ward; Stubbed Toe Ward; Accidentally Swallowed Something You Shouldn’t Have Ward
The Galway Kennel
Lucky Smells Melon Farm
The Bistro Smelt
Publishers’ building
Snicket home
Winnipeg mansion (burnt)
1485 Columbia Road
Brick building with scraggly hedges
Building with two round towers in a foggy neighbourhood
Rival post office (to the Versailles Post Office)
Network of tunnels beneath a lamppost
The tiny Alpine fishing village where Zombies In The Snow takes place
Vineyard of Fragrant Drapes/Grapes
Nancarrow Theater
Ned H. Rirger Theater
The offices of The Daily Punctilio
Originally by: JosephineAnwhistle, SnicketFires, RandomPasserBy, PhilipJucker/PJ, FFWF/Dante