Post by Charlie on Feb 12, 2013 1:30:36 GMT -5
BSam despised Bryan in the most side-splitting of ways. Rumours were circulating that he might be the one to finally dethrone him from the title of “Funniest Member”. Bryan was funny, sure, but it should have been clear to all that he, BSam was the funniest. He had decided to end it once and for all. He would kill Bryan (eww, necrophilia). Surely it couldn’t be that difficult, he died instantly in every other fic ever. Except for the ones that kept him alive for a while for comic value. Tryina and Lucas are in love with each other. Anyway, he had invited Bryan to his flat, on the pretence of getting royally drunk. Which BSam was (to much comic effect), so it was only kinda pretence (Alcoholism: Do not try this at home kids). There was a knock on the door. BSam opened it, with his usual air of humour. Bryan ran in, narrowly missing being killed by a freak storm of wasps heading towards a Bat Mitzvah.
“Hey there Bryan” said Bsam comedically
“Um, hi”
“Kablam!” said BSam, having hilariously made a sound for the silenced gun which had just gone off.
Bryan fell to the floor bleeding
“They can still... give... Darkies... posthumously...” Wheezed Bryan with his final breath
“Oh no! I just realised that I love Bryan and that I never needed to kill him. ” said BSam, humorously.
He then shot himself (in a very funny manner), his body landing amusingly parallel to Bryan’s. Bryan got up again.
“That was unkind. Oh. I see. This is the part where I kill myself romantically in the style of Romeo and Juliet. Hmm. Okay, what if I just steal all of BSam’s stuff, and sell it on EBay. Yeah, that sounds better”
So he stole all of BSam’s stuff and pawned it on the internet. He then used the money to buy himself a water bed. Totally worth it.
“Hey there Bryan” said Bsam comedically
“Um, hi”
“Kablam!” said BSam, having hilariously made a sound for the silenced gun which had just gone off.
Bryan fell to the floor bleeding
“They can still... give... Darkies... posthumously...” Wheezed Bryan with his final breath
“Oh no! I just realised that I love Bryan and that I never needed to kill him. ” said BSam, humorously.
He then shot himself (in a very funny manner), his body landing amusingly parallel to Bryan’s. Bryan got up again.
“That was unkind. Oh. I see. This is the part where I kill myself romantically in the style of Romeo and Juliet. Hmm. Okay, what if I just steal all of BSam’s stuff, and sell it on EBay. Yeah, that sounds better”
So he stole all of BSam’s stuff and pawned it on the internet. He then used the money to buy himself a water bed. Totally worth it.