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Post by Charles Vane on Dec 17, 2004 18:01:56 GMT -5
Your words burn. Burn right to hell?
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Post by Alice Wilde on Dec 17, 2004 18:02:40 GMT -5
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Post by CassieJo on Dec 17, 2004 18:05:49 GMT -5
I join the Merry Band of Lesbians (can you be bi?) and join the dance fight. Fear my DDR bunny! Attack, Mordecai!
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Dec 17, 2004 18:06:32 GMT -5
I was dancing since before you were born, foo. Either way, yay for Kate/Pandora. HAWT.
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Post by Alice Wilde on Dec 17, 2004 18:15:11 GMT -5
I join the Merry Band of Lesbians (can you be bi?) and join the dance fight. Fear my DDR bunny! Attack, Mordecai! We're only lesbians in the marriage. Outside, I think we're all straight or bi. So, yeah, join in. Officiator: Sister ______, [naming bride] and Sisters ______, [naming brides] please join hands in the Patriarchal Grip or Sure Sign of the Nail. Marriage Couple: Joins hands in the "Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail." This token is given by clasping the right hands, interlocking the little fingers and placing the tip of the forefinger upon the center of the wrist. No clothing should interfere with the contact of the forefinger upon the wrist. Officiator: Sister ______, do you take Sisters ______ by the right hand and receive her unto yourself to be your lawful and wedded wife for time and all eternity, with a covenant and promise that you will observe and keep all the laws, rites, and ordinances pertaining to this Holy Order of Matrimony in the New and Everlasting Covenant, and this you do in the presence of God, angels, and these witnesses of your own free will and choice? Bride: Yes. Officiator: Sisters ______ do you take sister ______ by the right hand and give yourself to him to be his lawful and wedded wife, and for him to be your lawful and wedded husband, for time and all eternity, with a covenant and promise that you will observe and keep all the laws, rites and ordinances pertaining to this Holy Order of Matrimony in the New and Everlasting Covenant, and this you do in the presence of God, angels, and these witnesses of your own free will and choice? Brides: Yes. Officiator: By virtue of the Holy Priesthood and the authority vested in me, I pronounce you ______, and ______, legally and lawfully wives and wife for time and all eternity, and I seal upon you the blessings of the holy resurrection with power to come forth in the morning of the first resurrection clothed in glory, immortality and eternal lives, and I seal upon you the blessings of kingdoms, thrones, principalities, powers, dominions and exaltations, with all the blessings of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob and say unto you: be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth that you may have joy and rejoicing in the day of our Lord Jesus Christ. All these blessings, together with all the blessings appertaining unto the New and Everlasting Covenant, I seal upon you by virtue of the Holy Priesthood, through your faithfulness, in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, Amen. I <3 Mormons.
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Post by Charles Vane on Dec 17, 2004 18:20:58 GMT -5
I do. I think. I just glanced at all of that.
And yes, HAWT.
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Post by aqueousmartini on Dec 17, 2004 19:12:51 GMT -5
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Post by Alice Wilde on Dec 17, 2004 19:14:47 GMT -5
That's not what The Leader says. The Leader loves me, and let's me do what I want, as long as it serves him.
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Post by aqueousmartini on Dec 17, 2004 19:19:44 GMT -5
Jesus loves you.
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Post by Alice Wilde on Dec 17, 2004 19:21:22 GMT -5
Love triangles are always fun.
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Post by aqueousmartini on Dec 17, 2004 19:24:24 GMT -5
Type Jesus Loves You into Google Image, Alice.
<Edit> Um, why do you get a picture of Texas when you type in "Love Triangle"?
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Post by Alice Wilde on Dec 17, 2004 19:25:45 GMT -5
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Post by SlightlyMad on Dec 18, 2004 14:04:19 GMT -5
I join the Merry Band of Lesbians (can you be bi?) and join the dance fight. Fear my DDR bunny! Attack, Mordecai! In real life most of us are staright or bi. But Pannny already said that so you need to be added to the chart.
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