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Post by The Best of the Best on Jan 26, 2006 1:05:37 GMT -5
PJ, I searched the forum for this 667er you speak of, and you do not have the power to interview. That belongs to a certain member named Linda Rhaldeen. I will speak to her concerning the interview, because publicity, though in some forms loathable, can nevertheless be a very effective tool in instilling fear in the hearts of commoners.
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Post by idiotj on Jan 26, 2006 1:07:46 GMT -5
PJ, I searched the forum for this 667er you speak of, and you do not have the power to interview. That belongs to a certain member named Linda Rhaldeen. I will speak to her concerning the interview, because publicity, though in some forms loathable, can nevertheless be a very effective tool in instilling fear in the hearts of commoners. PJ and I have already thought up an interview, and while we're not traditionally the interviewer, we're sure that our kind editor will have no problem granting us the oppurtunity. Also, Linda may already have interviews lined up. Our interview is already prepared.
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Post by PJ on Jan 26, 2006 1:07:55 GMT -5
PJ, I searched the forum for this 667er you speak of, and you do not have the power to interview. That belongs to a certain member named Linda Rhaldeen. I will speak to her concerning the interview, because publicity, though in some forms loathable, can nevertheless be a very effective tool in instilling fear in the hearts of commoners. Right you are, Linda does the interviews weekly, but that does not mean others cannot do them. Dupin, for instance, once did an interview, in one of the earlier editions of the 667er. Besides, Linda has already interviewed me for this week. And Robert for the next. If you wish to wait for three weeks, then you may, but I shall PM you our questions nonetheless.
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Post by The Best of the Best on Jan 26, 2006 1:13:40 GMT -5
I'm not sure I want to be interviewed by a lily-livered traitor such as yourself, but I will allow you to PM them. I will also speak to Linda. Come to think of it, Linda may well become a Snobbish Elitist, although she seems too nice.
Edit: J, however, I'd accept an interview with.
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Post by idiotj on Jan 26, 2006 1:14:16 GMT -5
a) Have an utter disregard for those lower than them b) Have large egos c) Be willing to obey their leader, namely me d) Have no moral qualms about killing large groups of people
I will be able to control, block out and ignore emotions and morals. I will stifle my conscience. Fortunately, my soul is fond of you, but if needed, I will destroy him, as well. He has been known to change his mind, and if he does chicken out, I will kill him. I have a sword that is famous for slaying those I feel are stupid and lowly, and has many years of service to this board.
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Post by The Best of the Best on Jan 26, 2006 1:17:12 GMT -5
I will be able to control, block out and ignore emotions and morals. I will stifle my conscience. Fortunately, my soul is fond of you, but if needed, I will destroy him, as well. He has been known to change his mind, and if he does chicken out, I will kill him. I have a sword that is famous for slaying those I feel are stupid and lowly, and has many years of service to this board. You are truly a member after my own heart. I might even consider putting you second in command, above the rest of the Snobbish Elitists.
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Post by PJ on Jan 26, 2006 1:17:13 GMT -5
I'm not sure I want to be interviewed by a lily-livered traitor such as yourself, but I will allow you to PM them. I will also speak to Linda. Come to think of it, Linda may well become a Snobbish Elitist, although she seems too nice. Edit: J, however, I'd accept an interview with. Just because I have qualms about murdering people, does not mean I cannot be of use to you. Perhaps something can be negotiated.
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Post by idiotj on Jan 26, 2006 1:21:42 GMT -5
I am grateful for your kindness, Ichibankun, and I don't mean to be presumptuous, but I would like to talk to you about PJ. Despite his flaw, he would be an invaluable member to your army, and he posesses many skills that can be of use, aside from dirtying his hands with murder.
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Post by The Best of the Best on Jan 26, 2006 1:25:13 GMT -5
I might very well accept PJ, even with his qualms about murder, if he continues to support me in everything else and you vouch for him, J.
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Post by lauren on Jan 26, 2006 1:55:01 GMT -5
Gosh this is funny stuff, can't wait for the interview.
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Post by The Best of the Best on Jan 26, 2006 2:05:08 GMT -5
This is not funny stuff, this is serious, Lauren. If you're not going to apply to be a Snobbish Elitist, get out.
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Post by lauren on Jan 26, 2006 2:16:09 GMT -5
Awwww Come on let me stay, I'll be good *innocent look, halo miraculously appears above her head*
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Post by The Best of the Best on Jan 26, 2006 2:19:38 GMT -5
Innocent people who promise to be good are the last thing I want. Now stop polluting my thread with pleasantry.
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Post by lauren on Jan 26, 2006 2:29:32 GMT -5
Innocent people who promise to be good are the last thing I want. Now stop polluting my thread with pleasantry. Flowers, Butterflies, Sunshines, Rainbows, Ponies, Kittens, Fairies, Candy, Love, Spring, Giggle,
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Post by The Best of the Best on Jan 26, 2006 2:33:04 GMT -5
You see, PJ, this is the reason I'm killing everyone. This.
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