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Post by Songbird on Feb 11, 2007 10:49:17 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Previously, we had the ASOUE pants game, where you would take a line from an ASOUE book and replace a word with pants. Now I would like to broaden your opitions. You may replace a word from ANY work of literature, commercial, slogan etc (remember to cite where you are getting it from) and replace it with ANY word (no profanity, however innuendo is permitted). The poster after you will then rate how funny they think your rewrite is on a scale of 1 to 10, one being eh and 10 being lmao, followed by their rewritten line. (if possible please underline or put in italics the word you used to replace the original, not mandatory)I will start
"Wood's captain of the pillow fight team" (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)[/glow]
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Post by C. on Feb 11, 2007 21:45:42 GMT -5
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Oh, how I wish I was back in my secret passageway!(The Hobbit)
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Post by Songbird on Feb 12, 2007 11:01:28 GMT -5
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"'Have either of you been attacked by man-eating penguins with mustachesthis summer?'" (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)[/glow]
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Feb 12, 2007 19:38:05 GMT -5
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"We don't have enough time to read a book that's so full of marshmallow and sh@t that we all get diabities! -The End
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Post by Songbird on Feb 16, 2007 9:31:51 GMT -5
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"Isadora began chewing on a poem about ketchup and showed Klaus what she had written in her spinal cord , and Klaus was happy to offer suggestions. (The Austere Academy)[/glow]
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Post by C. on Feb 16, 2007 19:21:17 GMT -5
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" You need to talk to the Dude." (The Lightning Thief)
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Post by Songbird on Feb 20, 2007 12:15:44 GMT -5
[glow=maroon,2,300]OMFG 10. If you've ever seen the Big Lebowski you'd understand
"The cookies cooled about half past three to a damp pudding mist through which occasional thin drops swam like dew."
--The Great Gatsby[/glow]
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Feb 21, 2007 20:40:06 GMT -5
9.  "I need you to GET IN MA BELLY!!!!!!"- Narnia (i don't know the name of the actual book) |
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Post by Spymaster E on Mar 18, 2007 15:32:27 GMT -5
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"All I ask is that you do each and every sick thing that pops into my head. While I enjoy the endless supply of ice cream and p0rn photos that your parent's left and flushed down the toilet --The ASOUE movie
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Mar 19, 2007 19:01:38 GMT -5
Freedom is tacos.
War is couches.
Ignorance is fake. –– 1984, George Orwell (aka Eric Blair)
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Post by Spymaster E on Mar 21, 2007 12:59:54 GMT -5
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*cough*youforgottogrademe*cough*
"The sad truth is that Santa Claus is not real, he is merely your parents putting presents under the tree the truth is sad and that what you want you won't get becuase your parents can't get ahold of nuclear missiles without doing something illegal and then getting sentenced to the electric chair does not matter", Lemony Snicket, TBB
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Mar 25, 2007 17:41:12 GMT -5
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The sacred principles of the Republican Party. Yogurt, pineapple, jacuzzis, and Yoda.
~~1984, George Orwell
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Post by Spymaster E on Mar 26, 2007 20:51:48 GMT -5
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lol that made me laugh. And your right. The Republican side my family likes their jacuzzis.
If you go on the road less frequintelt travelled it is likely you would get lost and be all alone. No one to drive by you and rescue you, you will starve. So why would you travel it then, dumba**. It's called, "the road less traveled for a reason"
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Jack Tripper
Catastrophic Captain
I'd rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.
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Post by Jack Tripper on Apr 28, 2007 16:58:24 GMT -5
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Badabababaaaaaaaaaaa I'm wearing pants. -Mc Donalds Slogan
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Post by Spymaster E on Apr 30, 2007 12:24:56 GMT -5
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Harry Potter was a very unusual boy, even by wizard standards, which is really saying something becuase he had a scar on his forehead, purple pimples all over his face, pink hair, lizard scales, and a great big bushy irishman beard. -HArry Potter book (anyone of them) introducing Harry.
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