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Post by twistedbrain on Jan 19, 2006 15:46:27 GMT -5
You should! Even if you were being sarcastic!
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jan 20, 2006 14:46:20 GMT -5
Bow down to me now Le Grey or face my wrath in up coming chapters if I decide to keep you alive!
Chapter Five *BANG*"AAHH!" screamed Jemima as she jumped away from the injured Le Grey. Le Grey fell to the floor. He started convulsing. The women ran over to hold him down before he hurt him self. Suddenly Stevie J. came running into the basement. "What the F*CK happened here?! I heard a gun shot," he yelled. "We can't explain now just call 911," said Fiona. Le Grey's mouth started filling with blood. "I think he bit his tongue off! EEEWWW," yelled Grimbly. "Sit him up before he chokes," said Luann. Then the door burst open and paramedics came rushing down. "What's wrong with him?" asked one of the paramedics. "I had to shoot him in the leg to save my neighbor. He's also convulsing and may have bit his tongue off," said Fiona. The paramedics carried him out of the house and loaded him into the ambulance. "Well I guess we should get Twistedbrain's clothes now and tel---" Interrupting Jemima a new voice from behind them said," I don't think so. Hello I am the Disciple. Now that you have ruined my chance at getting money I am going to make a new deal with Twistedbrain. Her money or her neighbors. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I shall now go call her," said The Disciple.
"Hello Twistedbrain." "Hello remember me? I am the disciple" "EGHAD!" "Did I give you a scare with that bomb? Don't answer that I know it did. Now I have some news for you. Your neighbors stumbled upon you're secret." "EGHAD!" "Yes, eghad! Your step-brother tried to kill one of them. But, your neighbor, Lucile, was really F.B.I. agent Widdershins. She shot you brother in the leg. He started convulsing and stuff." "EGHAD!" "He's going to the hospital now. So now that your secret has been revealed I can't make money off of it. So I have new deal. I was hiding in a carpet in the basement while all that stuff happened. So after Le Grey was taken away. I unrolled myself and now I have them hostage." "EGHAD!" "Will you shut up with that! So what will it be your friends...or your money. HAHAHAHAHAHA." "My...my my...my friends!"
Yelling to her hostages,"Guess what ladies, your going to be saved."
"Good choice. Do you have money on you?" "Yes" "Leave it in the hospital cafeteria." *CLICK*
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Post by twistedbrain on Jan 21, 2006 12:00:52 GMT -5
Cool.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jan 22, 2006 8:29:47 GMT -5
Chapter 6
*RIng Ring* "Hello." "Yeah um leave the money there today. I want $10,000. I never think things through." *click*
"I don't have that much on me." thought Twistedbrain. For a while she though about how she could save her friends without ten thousand dollars. "I just don't think I can" she thought,"I can't call the police they probably want me now for the Le Grey thing. Wait she yelled Ladies... when I said I'll pay. That means Stevie J. isn't with them. I can call him.
*Ring* "Hello?" "Hi it's Twistedbrain. I have something very important to ask you." "What is it?" She explained what was going on to Stevie. "Do you think you can save them?" "I think so." "Thankyou." *click*
Stevie went to Twistedbrain's house. He found her gun. He snuck over to cellar stairs to see the situation. To his luck The Disciple was stainding with her back to the stairs. Unfortunately Grimbly saw him and the gun. She said," Oh great we'll probably be shot in the crossfire." The Desciple heard her she whipped around and saw Stevie J at teh top of the stairs. She started shooting. He wasn't injured but he wailed like he was going to die to trick her. Meanwhile Jemima pressed the button on her belt. Her front door opend and hundreds of cats ran out. Unfortuantly a couple and a realtor were looking at the houses and were walking in front of Jemima's, when they were trampled by a stampede of cats. Anyhow, the cats ran into Twistedbrains house and jumped down the stairs onto the hostile while dodging bullets. "NO! Not again!" screamed The Disciple. Other cats tore apart the ties on the hostages hands. Fiona got upon and attacked the disciple. She grabbed the gun and threw the woman to the floor. Jemima pressed the button again and the cats ran back. Unfortunatly for those three people they had just gotten up when the cats trampled them again. For the third time Grimbly called the police. Then she called Twistedbrain to tell her the good news.
Chapter seven coming soon.
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Post by twistedbrain on Jan 22, 2006 11:53:37 GMT -5
Awesome job. Death to realtors by cats, huh? Josephine would be happy, I think.
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Post by idiotj on Jan 24, 2006 18:21:43 GMT -5
*shrug* I'd like to be in this. It should be interesting. I go by J but you can call me Jenna. We've met. *extends hand*
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jan 25, 2006 7:13:32 GMT -5
*extends hand* Yay a new neighbor.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jan 28, 2006 9:03:56 GMT -5
"Hello, Twistedbrain? It's Grimbly." "OH MY GOD! You made it! But I didn't pay the ransom. How-" "We're safe and that's all that matters." "Was that Disciple woman caught? Please tell me this does matter." "Yes, she was." "Oh thank god!" "Well, I have to go. I think someone just pulled into the on of the vacant house's driveway." "Okay. The doctors said I'll be out very soon." "Good. I'll talk to you later. Bye." "Bye." *CLICK*
Grimbly put on her shoes and walked out side to greet her new neighbor. It was the second to last house on Blysteria Lane.
"Hello! I'm Grimbly your neighbor," said Grimbly. "AAHH! Don't sneak up on me like that! I could have had a heart attack! I'm Jenna," she replied. "Oh. Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. Did the realtor happen to tell you what happened here earlier today?" asked Grimbly. "No what?" asked Jenna. "There was a hostage situation," replied Gribmly. *Starts hyperventalating* "Oh gosh. Oh gosh. Oh gosh. Oh go-" said Jenna. "Don't worry the hostile was caught and there's and FBI agent living in that house over there," Grimbly said. "That's a releif. Do you think you can help me figure out how many studs are in my house? If there are too few then I can't live here." said Jenna. "Umm... No, I'm kind of busy," replied Gribmly replied. "Oh well maybe some day I'll come over your house and I can help you count yours." Jenna said. Grimbly mummbled as she was walking away," The houses are all identicle if you haven't noticed." "What was that?" asked Jenna. "I didn't say anything." replied Grimbly. "No, I'm sure you did. I heard you say it," said Jenna. "Well I said nothing let's leave it at that. I have things to do," said an annoyed Grimbly.
Grimbly then went home to tell her neighbors about their new OCD neighbor. Then Grimbly got a call.
"Hello. Grimbly speaking." "Grimby, this is your accountant. I have some bad news." "What is it?" "The stock that you invested in and have been living off of has just crashed. You lost 2.5 million dollars." "WHAT!" "I'm sorry. You'll have to get a job." "WHAAAA! I haven't had a job since I was twenty. Sure that was only five years ago, but I can't work again! My life is over!" "Calm down. I have plan."
Chapter 8 Coming Tommorow
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Post by twistedbrain on Jan 28, 2006 9:05:45 GMT -5
Noooo! Grimbly getting a job?
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jan 29, 2006 10:37:52 GMT -5
That is the end of Life On Blysteria Lane Volume 1: Meet The Neighboors. Life On Blysteria Lane Volume 2: The Sanctuary will be starting next week.
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Post by twistedbrain on Jan 29, 2006 10:39:57 GMT -5
Yay! Can't wait.
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