Post by idiotj on Feb 13, 2006 15:48:41 GMT -5
Alfred Packer...Sam
Israel Swan...Dupin
Shannon Wilson Bell...TheDisciple
Frank Miller...Dante or J
George Noon...Robert
James Humphries...Snicket
Trappers: TheBestoftheBest
Ennui
PJ
Lianne...Freshie (OMG SORRY SAM)
Japanese Indians ...Linda
Luis
Char
Polly Pry...Pandora
Prosecuting Attorney...Akbar
Lawyer...Kobolos
Sheriff...Tragedy
Akbar: ...And when Packer finally arrives, tired, beat, he says... "Oh, I don't know what happened to my companions. Th-they left me behind." And everybody believes him. They feel sorry for him. And they just let him go on to Saguache, after he murdered and ate his companions! Now, what would he have you believe? That under... these... horrible conditions it was justified? No, gentlemen of the jury, it is NEVER justified! Murder is wrong. So, I ask you to come back with a verdict... to HANG this bastard for what he has done!
Sam: But--but--that's not how it happened!
Sam is taken back to jail. The reporter Pandora enters.
Pandora: Mr. Packer? Do you mind if I talk to you?
Sam: My lawyer told me not to talk to reporters.
Pandora: Oh, I'm not a reporter. I'm just a simple young girl who was captivated by your tragic story. You must be so lonely here, with no one to talk to...no one who will listen to you...no one who will believe your story...
Pandora leans closer to Packer's cell.
Pandora: Tell me what really happened on your trip to Breckenridge.
Sam: Oh, no! My lawyer will be back here soon! I can't say anything! I'm sorry!
Pandora: Ok, calm down! We can talk about something else. Tell me...about, uh, Freshie.
Sam: [wildly] YOU KNOW ABOUT FRESHIE?
Pandora: Yes, I--I know her. But I--I'd like to know more. What was she like?
Sam: She was beautiful. She had... long, dark, shiny hair, and... And almond eyes. And... pointy ears, and, and, a fluffy tail. And she was fast, like this! Vrooom! Neigh!
Flashback to Sam riding through a cleaning on Lianne
Sam: Wooh, come on girl!
A miner waves to Sam
Dupin: Hey, Packer!
Sam: Morning, Dupin. Find any gold?
Dupin: Nope. A bunch of us are going to Breckenridge today, because we haven't found any gold in a while. You should come with us!
Sam: Why, I don't know...I'd love to go back to Colorado territory, but...
Dupin: Then let's go!
They begin walking foward.
Sam: Say, who's the guide?
Dupin: A guy called Lucky Larry.
Several men carry a burnt, flaming body on a tarp away from the crowd.
Sam: Who was that?
A miner: Lucky Larry. He was struck by lightening.
Sam: Is he gonna be alright?
TheDisciple, preaching: Now, we can't let ourselves get discouraged. They say there's enough gold in Breckenridge to build walls out of! The Lord works in mysterious ways, and I think this is a test of our will. My fellow Mormons know what I'm talkin' about. Trials and tribulations: that's what life's all about. Now, are we gonna let this one little thing keep us keep us from fulfillin' our dreams??
Miners: Yes!
TheDisciple: Oh, come on, now, we've gotta be strong, don't we??
Miners: No!
Dante: Our guide is dead and no one knows the territory!
Dupin: Wait, this guy does!
Dupin points to Sam.
Sam: What? No--I couldn't--
TheDisciple: Great! We have a guide. Who else wants to go?
Robert: I will.
Robert's Dad: But it's dangerous!
Robert: I can't stay here forever. If we wait, all the gold will be gone. I'm in.
TheDisciple: See? This nice, young--
J: Idiot.
Snicket's dad: Snicket, why don't you go? You always said you wanted to get out.
Snicket: No, I didn't.
Snicket's dad: Yes, you did. You go on, stake a claim and we'll be up there in the spring. He's in!
TheDisciple: Great! That makes five.
Dante: Good luck. You'll need it.
TheDisciple: Let's get going!
[sings] It's a long long way for us to go,
But if we don't try, we'll never know.
Stay optimistic, set our goals high.
There's nothin' we can't do if we aim for the-
All: Sky is blue, and all the leaves are green!
The air's as pure as a baked potato!
We think we know exactly what we mean
When we say it's a shpadoinkle day!
When we say it's a shpadoinkle day!
Israel Swan...Dupin
Shannon Wilson Bell...TheDisciple
Frank Miller...Dante or J
George Noon...Robert
James Humphries...Snicket
Trappers: TheBestoftheBest
Ennui
PJ
Lianne...Freshie (OMG SORRY SAM)
Japanese Indians ...Linda
Luis
Char
Polly Pry...Pandora
Prosecuting Attorney...Akbar
Lawyer...Kobolos
Sheriff...Tragedy
Akbar: ...And when Packer finally arrives, tired, beat, he says... "Oh, I don't know what happened to my companions. Th-they left me behind." And everybody believes him. They feel sorry for him. And they just let him go on to Saguache, after he murdered and ate his companions! Now, what would he have you believe? That under... these... horrible conditions it was justified? No, gentlemen of the jury, it is NEVER justified! Murder is wrong. So, I ask you to come back with a verdict... to HANG this bastard for what he has done!
Sam: But--but--that's not how it happened!
Sam is taken back to jail. The reporter Pandora enters.
Pandora: Mr. Packer? Do you mind if I talk to you?
Sam: My lawyer told me not to talk to reporters.
Pandora: Oh, I'm not a reporter. I'm just a simple young girl who was captivated by your tragic story. You must be so lonely here, with no one to talk to...no one who will listen to you...no one who will believe your story...
Pandora leans closer to Packer's cell.
Pandora: Tell me what really happened on your trip to Breckenridge.
Sam: Oh, no! My lawyer will be back here soon! I can't say anything! I'm sorry!
Pandora: Ok, calm down! We can talk about something else. Tell me...about, uh, Freshie.
Sam: [wildly] YOU KNOW ABOUT FRESHIE?
Pandora: Yes, I--I know her. But I--I'd like to know more. What was she like?
Sam: She was beautiful. She had... long, dark, shiny hair, and... And almond eyes. And... pointy ears, and, and, a fluffy tail. And she was fast, like this! Vrooom! Neigh!
Flashback to Sam riding through a cleaning on Lianne
Sam: Wooh, come on girl!
A miner waves to Sam
Dupin: Hey, Packer!
Sam: Morning, Dupin. Find any gold?
Dupin: Nope. A bunch of us are going to Breckenridge today, because we haven't found any gold in a while. You should come with us!
Sam: Why, I don't know...I'd love to go back to Colorado territory, but...
Dupin: Then let's go!
They begin walking foward.
Sam: Say, who's the guide?
Dupin: A guy called Lucky Larry.
Several men carry a burnt, flaming body on a tarp away from the crowd.
Sam: Who was that?
A miner: Lucky Larry. He was struck by lightening.
Sam: Is he gonna be alright?
TheDisciple, preaching: Now, we can't let ourselves get discouraged. They say there's enough gold in Breckenridge to build walls out of! The Lord works in mysterious ways, and I think this is a test of our will. My fellow Mormons know what I'm talkin' about. Trials and tribulations: that's what life's all about. Now, are we gonna let this one little thing keep us keep us from fulfillin' our dreams??
Miners: Yes!
TheDisciple: Oh, come on, now, we've gotta be strong, don't we??
Miners: No!
Dante: Our guide is dead and no one knows the territory!
Dupin: Wait, this guy does!
Dupin points to Sam.
Sam: What? No--I couldn't--
TheDisciple: Great! We have a guide. Who else wants to go?
Robert: I will.
Robert's Dad: But it's dangerous!
Robert: I can't stay here forever. If we wait, all the gold will be gone. I'm in.
TheDisciple: See? This nice, young--
J: Idiot.
Snicket's dad: Snicket, why don't you go? You always said you wanted to get out.
Snicket: No, I didn't.
Snicket's dad: Yes, you did. You go on, stake a claim and we'll be up there in the spring. He's in!
TheDisciple: Great! That makes five.
Dante: Good luck. You'll need it.
TheDisciple: Let's get going!
[sings] It's a long long way for us to go,
But if we don't try, we'll never know.
Stay optimistic, set our goals high.
There's nothin' we can't do if we aim for the-
All: Sky is blue, and all the leaves are green!
The air's as pure as a baked potato!
We think we know exactly what we mean
When we say it's a shpadoinkle day!
When we say it's a shpadoinkle day!