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Post by Eoghann on Jun 16, 2007 3:46:46 GMT -5
Hurray, I'm in it.
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Post by idiotj on Jun 16, 2007 10:02:55 GMT -5
Eoghann: More?
J: Yes. I have a vague idea of the difference between Good and Bad, but I think it would help if I saw more.
Eoghann: Well, okay. We go back to Alice, a beautiful but poor writer with a golden voice, and Sam, a worldy and beautiful courtesean--
J: You're writing Moulin Rouge! with gender reversal?
Eoghann: Shut up! No, it's going to be different from Moulin Rouge! ...shut up! The similarities end now!
Alice: I'm just a poor orphan waif Roaming streets that aren't safe Looking for my inspiration Living in sin, to Jesus's chagrin But it all seems worth it when I see...him.
Sam: Will Alice ever see in me what I see in her? The perfect human being, and not a lousy cur? How can I change so that she will prefer me?
Alice: What would I do if he thinks I'm just some magee? What if he gets drunk and I'm found in a ditch? What if I'm unsuccessful, and I never become rich? [spoken] Oooh, he'd have to monkey himself out to every businessman in Asia!
Sam: Why do I worry or care? I've hardly even spoke to Alice... Alice...Alice...let me introduce you to my phallus...
[Jenna screams]
Jenna: CUT! What the hell was that? Are you sure you're not the salsaty one? That was--that was absolutely horrible what the HELL.
Eoghann: Did you forget that Alice and Sam are pretty, and not Snicket?
Jenna: Yeah--yeah, that happened to slip my mind when you penned the line 'let me introduce you to my phallus.'
PJ: Satan's into that stuff.
Jenna: PJ, you go next. Hell's probably opposite land, where Eoghann's a regular Stephen Sondheim and Gary Coleman's a sex god.
[PJ sighs]
PJ: Fine.
Snicket: Where do I go, on a quest to get laid? Where can I find the fairest maid? I want a woman, or maybe a man Who can do whatever I can, Serve me on the quests, and help me be the best--
A Mysterious Stranger: --of the best?
Snicket: Yes, good sir! Or--madam. I like the way you think.
AMS: Everyone does. I am the best.
Snicket: Of the best?
TBOTB: Exactly.
Snicket: But that's impossible, for I'm the best of the best!
TBOTB: We shall have a series of competitions to decide who is truly the best of the best.
J: Cut, my hand's cramping. [she puts down her pen and pad]
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Post by Spymaster E on Jun 16, 2007 10:54:05 GMT -5
Great! I'm really enjoying this!
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Post by Snicket on Jun 16, 2007 11:08:37 GMT -5
Mysterious Stranger is the name of a book I have.
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Post by idiotj on Jun 16, 2007 12:19:26 GMT -5
Mysterious Stranger is the name of a book I have. Hmm. I found two books called Mysterious Stranger; one by Mark Twain and one by David Blaine. I'm guessing that you have the latter.
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Post by Snicket on Jun 16, 2007 13:39:50 GMT -5
Mark Twain and David Blaine rhyme.
Yeah, I have the one by David Blaine, but I've never heard of the book by Mark Twain. I'll have to check it out.
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Post by idiotj on Jun 16, 2007 13:57:53 GMT -5
Oh, Snicket. I love you and your use of magic to comfort the the troubled homeless people.
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Post by Snicket on Jun 16, 2007 16:03:48 GMT -5
Oh, J. I love you for your love of Stephen Colbert and The Office.
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Post by idiotj on Jun 16, 2007 17:34:10 GMT -5
Oh, Snicket. I love you as much as I love Alice, only a hell of a lot less and for entirely different reasons.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Jun 16, 2007 21:00:20 GMT -5
I can't wait to see Snicket's quest to be the Best of the Best.
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Post by Alice Wilde on Jun 17, 2007 1:19:45 GMT -5
Alice Phallus is so my new porn name.
Oh, Moulin Rouge...
And then one day A magic day she passed my way And while we spoke of many things Fools and kings This she said to me "The greatest thing you'll ever learn Is just to love and be loved in return."
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Post by PJ on Jun 17, 2007 1:23:12 GMT -5
Interesting development. I can't think of any more compliments that won't sound stale, but believe me when I say I hold this piece in extremely high regard and want more, MORE.
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Post by A. the Returned on Jun 17, 2007 3:12:53 GMT -5
Hehehe, ok, that was wonderful. Yzay.
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Post by Akbar Le Grey on Jun 17, 2007 10:19:54 GMT -5
I think this is spectacular, J; can't wait for more.
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Post by idiotj on Jun 17, 2007 10:47:37 GMT -5
I think this is spectacular, J; can't wait for more. Especially the part where you come in?
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