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Post by DrSeuss the 1st white rapper on Oct 18, 2004 10:24:20 GMT -5
Hey, thats better drawing then I could do.
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Post by Luigi on Oct 18, 2004 16:47:51 GMT -5
OK. I'm ready to start writing. DrSeuss. do you happen to go to special classes for slow learners?
Godboy: Hey! Look! That woman is about to get an... [dramatic pause] Godboy: ...ABORTION. Leader of Conservatives: No! That must be stopped![THEY FLY ACROSS THE STREET ONLY TO FIND THE lIBERAL aCTION tEAM]
Feminazi: Hey! That is my--I mean, her body! We can do what we want! Godboy: NMo, you can't! Here, verse 5 of the book of Ezekiel* says "A woman can not get an abortion." Atheist: The bible can't possibly be true. Gay Guy One: Lithen, like, some of us don't believe in the bible. Gay Guy Two: Yes, let's explain to the conservatives why we think the way we think. We'll use the power of Logical andf Speaking. Leader Conservative: QUICK, CLOSE YOUR EARS AND YOUR MIND! Independant Guy (he's symbolically a midget): Wait--I have something to say about-- Gun Nut: Yeah? Well, Silver Bob has summin' to say! *shoots the midget until the midget is dead. then shoots it some more.* Atheist: Yeah, well, doesn't your precious God say something about murdering, as well? Like...about how YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT? Godboy: Yeah. It says "Thou shalt not kill!" Atheist: There's your answer. Godnoy: No! *Godboy flies away at superspeed* CL: What God really meant was "purify the race with force and violence." War Hawk: That's g ood enough for me. Let's set up the missile. Gay Guy One: Oh no! They're resorting to violence! What should we do? Gay Guy 2: Let's try to talk things out! Atheist: That doesn't work! Feminazi: Let's sue for sexual harrasment! "Let's set up the missile" is obviously innuendo for something involving a headphones! All Liberals: WE SUMMOUN THE POWER OF JEWISH LAWYER! Jewish Lawyer: Well, looks like acrime against basic rights took place here. I'll contact the Underground Lair of Liberal Jews Who Run the Media and make sure this gets biased coverage. War Hawk: NEVER! [War Hawk and Gunnut start shooting the liberals, who are yelling about why people should never, ever under any circumstance resort to violence. The liberals die. However, Jewish lawyer with his telepathic powers, contacts some ULJWRM...
TO BE CONTINUED [Probably not]
Well, there's our quick, done in 5-second story....It sucks. I didn't plan it or anything. Or edit. Or try.
Oh, neggie, you get 50% of the sacrificed babies, and some cake.
*quoting of the bible is totally made up.
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Post by DrSeuss the 1st white rapper on Oct 18, 2004 16:56:40 GMT -5
I could tell........And that story sucked.
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Post by i. on Oct 18, 2004 17:03:56 GMT -5
I liked that story, it was funny.
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Post by no-one on Oct 18, 2004 17:34:43 GMT -5
i don't have a lisp
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Post by Luigi on Oct 18, 2004 17:43:29 GMT -5
Here's a story Dr. Seuss will like:
One day, Mr. Always Right Conservative needed to do something to change the world, make it better. The Liberals in town were making his place a very bad, uncomfortable place to live. So he went around town and killed everyone with whom he disagreed. Then, some others formed an alliance, in which they thought bigger: they would purify the country, not just a town, and killed all the homosexuals, Jews, liberals, etc in the country and lived in a nice, pure world of religious conservatives, where they elected George W. Bush to be dictator.They burned the constitution and rewrote one, using the Bible as a guide. And NO ONE AT ALL OBJECTED because anyone who would have objected to it was killed, andanyone who will object to it will be killed, as well. And they all lived in their perfect little like-minded white and Christain-dominated society happily ever after, the end.
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Post by negativenine on Oct 18, 2004 17:54:05 GMT -5
XD J, you get awesomer evry day. *salutes*
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Post by DrSeuss the 1st white rapper on Oct 18, 2004 18:16:20 GMT -5
I don't know where you get the idea that I hate jews, atheist, and people who don't agree with me. It seems thats your problem, not mine.
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Post by marisa on Oct 18, 2004 18:28:39 GMT -5
Of course Bush will win! GO BUSH!
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Post by Luigi on Oct 18, 2004 18:32:11 GMT -5
Of course Bush will win! GO BUSH! Yes, you folks (re: idiots) must stick together.
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Post by DrSeuss the 1st white rapper on Oct 18, 2004 18:34:12 GMT -5
Whodora, lets go, you pick the topic to debate. I'm tired of this non-sense.
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Post by no-one on Oct 18, 2004 18:36:01 GMT -5
Whodora, lets go, you pick the topic to debate. I'm tired of this non-sense. tired of non-sense? stop talking then
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Post by DrSeuss the 1st white rapper on Oct 18, 2004 18:37:33 GMT -5
BSam don't run, you can pick a topic to debate, I'll own you either way.
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Post by Luigi on Oct 18, 2004 18:42:02 GMT -5
Whodora, lets go, you pick the topic to debate. I'm tired of this non-sense. Not only will I pick the debate, but I'll prepackage it. Liberal Brigade: I'm for abortion, because I don't consider fetuses living, as scienctific evidence supports, and I don't think it would be fair to either overflow adoption centres or have them be a burden on the unprepared parents. You: nuh uh god says its wrong Baudelaire Fantasy: yeah...god says its wrong DrSeuss: Stupid liberals. BaudelaireFantasy: YUeah. Liberals. Liberal Brigade: But not everyone believes in God. DrSeuss: They'll go to hell, the dirty heathens. BaudelaireFantasy: Yeah. Hell. DrSeuss: You stupid liberals and your name-calling. You really suck. I'm right, you're wrong. But you'll just keep running your mouse. That's it, I'm leaving. You all lose the debate. BaudelaireFantasy: Yeah. Lose. 15 minutes til Wapner.
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Post by no-one on Oct 18, 2004 18:42:59 GMT -5
BSam don't run, you can pick a topic to debate, I'll own you either way. fine...australian politics, specifically the preferences system which is pretty much stealing votes to take away a senate seat from the greens Candidate Christine Milne and giving it to the Family First candidate whos name escapes me, Petrusma something...
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