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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 17, 2004 11:54:38 GMT -5
Didn't you go to college? Like, to get a good job, or something?
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 17, 2004 13:39:52 GMT -5
(Whimpers) THE POOR COWS AND ANIMALS!!! Although I'm not a vegiterian I would never go in a slaughter house if someone paid me!! I don't like butcher people... They smile when you get the meat cause they cut the head off of a baby calf...
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Post by SnicketFires on Apr 17, 2004 22:51:34 GMT -5
Santa, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking along when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
None of them, three don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Apr 18, 2004 9:45:07 GMT -5
Lol. I like that one!!!
This one my friend told me... It's not that good, but I'm trying to pass the time.
A blonde is on the internet on Sunday(how she figured out how to sign in is beyond me) and the computer says "YOU'VE GOT MAIL". The blonde walks outside to the mailbox and says, "There's no mail in here!!" She walks back into the house. The computer then says, "You've got mail." the blonde once again goes outside to her mailbox, "THERE'S NO MAIL!!" she cries. Her neighbor spots her, "That poor girl," he says. The blonde walks back into her house. The computer says once again, "You've got mail." The blonde walks outside to the mailbox again and starts throwing a fit because there's no mail. Then the neighbor comes out and says, "It's Sunday!!" Yeah.... It's kind of stupid... I laughed to make him feel better...
Here's one my other friend told me two times.
How to Get Into Heaven To get into heaven you have to have a bad day. A man walks up to the gates and God asks, "So what happened to you?" "Well," was the man's reply, "I was walking into my apartment and heard my wife scream. I knew something happened. So I ran into the bedroom and saw a man hanging off of the balcony. I started stepping on his fingers. He fell off. Unluckily the branches broke his fall. Then I threw my refrigerator at him. The refrigerator was so heavy I was drug down with it." The man was let into Heaven. A second man came in. "What happened to you?" God asked. "Well, I was on my treadmille (spl?) when it went out of control. I fell out of my window into one floor beneath me where I grabbed the balcony. All of a sudden a man comes out and starts stepping on my fingers!! Luckily the branches broke my fall. Then he threw his refrigerator at me!!" The man was let into Heaven. A third man came up. "What happened to you?" God asked. "Imagine this, naked in a refrigerator."
Well, the rapist was in the refrigerator the whole time!!
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Post by SnicketFires on Apr 18, 2004 13:39:10 GMT -5
There was a blonde who was doing a puzzle. She called up her freind, a non blonde, and asked him for help. He asked what the puzzle was supposed to look like. She said "From the picture on the box, its supposed to be a tiger" Her freind siad he'd be right over. When he got there, he took one look at the puzzle and said "First thing, no matter how hard you try, you will never get it to look like the box. Second, I want you to sit down, have some coffee and put all those Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Post by Cakesniffer on Apr 18, 2004 13:40:13 GMT -5
How many frenchmen does it take to defend paris? We don't know they've never tried.
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