Bertie and Bea, again.
First thing's first: What's your name?
Bea: Beatrice Kit Baudelaire
Bertie: Bertrand Jacques Squalor
When were you born?
Bea: May 1 of 1982
Bertie: November 10 of 1983
Where's your hometown?
Bea: Hill Valley, California.
Bertie: Yeap, grew up there.
How tall are you?
Bea: I'm 5' 6'' tall.
Bertie: And I'm 6' 1'' tall.
What color are you eyes?
Bea: Bertie has lovely blue eyes.
Bertie: And Bea has gorgeous green eyes.
What color is your hair?
Bea: Bertie's is a nice ebony black.
Bertie: And Bea's is a very lovely auburn.
What's your ethnic background?
Bea: I'm English and French.
Bertie. English and German, for me.
What's your job?
Bea: I'm not currently employed.
Bertie: Same here.
Do you have a significant other? If so, who?
Bertie: Yeap, lovely Bea here. *places arm around Bea*
Bea: My darling Bertie. *snuggles up against Bertie.*
Do you have any kids?
Bea: Well, not yet.
Bertie: We're still a little young to have kids.
What are your political views?
Bea: Probably libertarian.
Bertie: Right, as far from authoritarian as you can get.
Bea: Well, without jeopardizing the safety and rights of the citizens.
Bertie: Well, yeah, true.
What's your religion?
Bea: I belong to the Church of Heavy Metal.
Bertie: So do I. Well, actually, it doesn't yet exist - but it really should.
Bertie and Bea: Power Be to the Metal! *does horns sign with hands*
What's your favorite food?
Bertie: bacon cheeseburgers
Bea: Ditto that - and, also, just BLTs.
Bertie: Yea, BLTs are also nice.
What music do you like?
Bea: Heavy metal and hard rock.
Bertie: Yeap, anything that has a heavy riff.
What's your favorite movie?
Bea: Edward Scissorshands
Bertie: Yeah, it's a great movie. A metal soundtrack would make it even cooler, though.
Bea: I agree!
What's your favorite TV show?
Bea: Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Bertie: And Angel.
What's your favorite book?
Bea: Anything on bats or heavy metal.
Bertie: Mostly, I read metal magazines.
What's your favorite color?
Bea: I like lavender and pink. Yes, I know - for being a huge metal head, I am quite feminine.
Bertie: If you mix pink with black, it can create a nice metal atmosphere.
Bea: True.
Who is your celebrity look alike?
Bea: That I don't know.
Bertie: Dimebag Darrel of Pantera! Just kidding! Actually, I look a lot like Crispin Glover.
Have you ever been out of the country?If so, where?
Bertie: Not yet - but I'd like to visit England and Germany. The latter really is known for their heavy metal.
Bea: I've spent some time in Canada and England. I haven't been to Germany, yet.
Last question: Would you eat a beating heart of a serpent for $10,000?
Bea: *giggles* What?
Bertie: *chuckles* Repeat that, please?
Would you eat a beating heart of a serpent for $10,000?Bertie: *still chuckling* No, but I think it would make a great album cover for a heavy metal album.
Bea: *still giggling* Yeah, as Bertie said.