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Post by penne on Sept 29, 2012 9:54:53 GMT -5
Thanks guys And TC you should be happy that I didn't choose to go with the dramatic story, I think you would end up being a deadbeat dad or something
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Sept 29, 2012 12:37:57 GMT -5
I think you would end up being a deadbeat dad or something Yeah, that's where I see myself in about five years as well. I always wanted to be one! When I was a little kid in school the teacher asked us what we wanted to be when we grow up and I said "a deadbeat dad or something!!" Just kidding, but I'm excited to read all the upcoming chapters!
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Post by penne on Sept 29, 2012 13:47:52 GMT -5
Isn't that what all kids want?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2012 1:13:09 GMT -5
this is grim as potato
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Post by Tryina Denouement on Sept 30, 2012 8:10:04 GMT -5
OH MY GOD R U CONSPIRATING AGAINST TRAGEDY?
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Sept 30, 2012 11:05:39 GMT -5
omg no we r just taking the piss ;D
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Post by penne on Sept 30, 2012 13:20:29 GMT -5
CHAPTER TWO: SOPHIE DOES SOME CUTTING Sophie woke up seven A.M. on a Friday. Just another common day. She needed to be fresh, go downstairs. She had her daily bowl (gotta have cereal). Sophie threw on a Green Day shirt, grabbed her Ipod and opened the front door. “Another day in hell”, she thought. She arrived at the bus stop just as her school bus pulled over- but her friend wasn’t there. After remembering her best friend was sick, Sophie wondered “Which seat can I take?” and ended up seating alone in the front of the bus. That’s how it went with her. In school she had a few friends, but she knew most people were complete assholes. Though she didn’t like to say it out loud. After struggling to stay awake for a few classes and then having her favorite class- math- with her favorite teacher- Sam- the bell announced it was lunch time. Everyone was heading towards the school canteen when Sophie heard some people passing by whispering her name. She was threw with that. “HEY! What do you jerks want? “, she yelled, feeling pretty good about herself. But they just laughed. “FREAK!”, they said before walking away. Sophie couldn’t take it anymore. On her way to the canteen, she came up with a plan and in the middle of recess, she jumped on a table and screamed: “PARTY TONIGHT 10 P.M. AT MY PLACE! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY, RIGHT?” This interested the wild assholes. Though they didn’t care for Sophie, they wouldn’t miss a good party. Sophie skipped a class to go home early. Her parents were on a romantic trip, which was perfect- she was all alone. She arranged her house the way she thought the popular kids would appreciate and downloaded all the songs that were playing on the radio. She bought some chips- and added her own little special ingredient. 10 P.M. The doorbell rang. It’s time. Sophie put on her best game face and answered the door. 12 P.M. Sophie was standing there with about 30 people she hated sound asleep around her. Time to put part two of her plan in action. 1 A.M. Sophie was standing there with about 30 people she hated tied up to tables, sound asleep around her. She grabbed a pair of sharp scissors… The next week, she went to school as usual, but something was different… Everybody she hated had horrible horrible haircuts! Sophie laughed with her friend as they tried to hide their heads and failed. Things would go on a lot smoother from then on. Illustrations by Bryan: ---- I guess I really shouldn't call them chapters, as they aren't really related, but hey, no biggie. Oh, and who do you think I should write about next?
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Post by Kit's tits kick ticks on Sept 30, 2012 13:54:03 GMT -5
That's great! I thought someone is going to die all the time but then it was even worse - their hair was cut! Sorry, I have no idea who the next chapter (or not chapter) could be about. Maybe later.
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Post by B. on Sept 30, 2012 15:11:48 GMT -5
Heh. You can add this to the long list of Friday parodies out there.
Uh, how about Bryan?
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Post by penne on Sept 30, 2012 15:14:19 GMT -5
I had something in mind for him- I'll go with that.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Sept 30, 2012 15:28:06 GMT -5
LOL at all the Friday references.
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Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on Sept 30, 2012 21:45:43 GMT -5
Ha! I love Sophie's deviant nature. Also - Bryan's artwork; hooray for a Disney reference when I happened to be whistling music from that very movie as I logged in.
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Post by soufflé on Sept 30, 2012 22:06:25 GMT -5
am i the mermaid?
lulz friday references. though i'll have you all know i'm not cynical at all
regardless, good job pen. i think bryan should be next.
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Post by Kit's tits kick ticks on Oct 1, 2012 0:47:36 GMT -5
Of course you are the mermaid. Look at your profile picture Okay, Bryan would be good for the next story.
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Post by BSam on Oct 1, 2012 1:09:51 GMT -5
don't forget me, i love fiction about myself. always better than fact about myself
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