Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2013 22:00:05 GMT -5
One day, Sophie Wophie was walking around when a piece of the sky hit her in the head.
“Ok, I guess I’d better go to the doctor's,” said Sophie Wophie.
So she walked to the doctor. On the way she met Tragedy Hagedy.
“Hi Sophie Wophie, what’s going on”
“Mind your own business” said Sophie Wophie, and kept on walking to the doctor.
On the way she met Terry Craig Ferry Peg. He said “Why are you in such a hurry.”
“I’m going to the doctor because I have a bump on my head.”
“I’ll come with you” said Terry Craig Ferry Peg, but he couldn’t because his mom grounded him for being an asshole.
So Sophie Wophie carried on, and on the way she met Triangle Eyes Biangle Dyes.
“Sophie Wophie, why are you in such a hurry,” said Triangle Eyes Biangle Dyes.
“Stop bugging me. I’m going to the doctor because I have a bump on my head,” said Sophie Wophie.”
“I’ll go with you,” said Triangle Eyes Biangle Dyes, but she couldn’t because she couldn’t walk.
So Sophie Wophie carried on, and on the way she met BSam ESam.
“Hey Sophie Wophie, where are you going in such a rush,” said BSam ESam.
“I’m going to the doctor because I have a big bump on my head.”
“I’ll come with you,” said BSam ESam.
Now BSam ESam could walk, and he wasn’t grounded, and his trunk wasn’t tied to his sister’s trunk. So he was just about to go with Sophie Wophie when someone undid his tummy button and his bottom dropped off.
So Sophie Wophie carried on, and on the way she met Dante Lante.
“Sophie Wophie, where are you going,” said Dante Lante.
“I’m going to the doctor because I got a bump on my head,” said Sophie Wophie.
“I’ll come with you,” said Dante Lante, but he couldn’t because
Sophie Wophie thought he was a donut and ate him.
So Sophie Wophie carried on, and on the way she met Pandora Nandora.
“Where are you going in such a hurry,” said Pandora Nandora.
“I’m going to the doctor because I have a bump on my head,” said Sophie Wophie.
“I am the doctor,” said Pandora Nandora.
“No you’re not.
“Yes I am.”
“Not not not.”
“Am am am”
And then Pandora Nandora said “I really am a doctor, and my diagnosis is that you’re the bomb.com.”
“Aww thank you. You’re pretty great too,” said Sophie Wophie.
And that’s how Sophie Wophie and Pandora Nandora fell in love.
Here are a few questions to see if you have been listening ...
Why couldn’t Terry Craig Ferry Peg come?
Why couldn’t Triangle Eyes Biangle Dyes?
Why couldn’t BSam ESam come?
Why couldn’t Dante Lante come?
Who is the bomb.com?
“Ok, I guess I’d better go to the doctor's,” said Sophie Wophie.
So she walked to the doctor. On the way she met Tragedy Hagedy.
“Hi Sophie Wophie, what’s going on”
“Mind your own business” said Sophie Wophie, and kept on walking to the doctor.
On the way she met Terry Craig Ferry Peg. He said “Why are you in such a hurry.”
“I’m going to the doctor because I have a bump on my head.”
“I’ll come with you” said Terry Craig Ferry Peg, but he couldn’t because his mom grounded him for being an asshole.
So Sophie Wophie carried on, and on the way she met Triangle Eyes Biangle Dyes.
“Sophie Wophie, why are you in such a hurry,” said Triangle Eyes Biangle Dyes.
“Stop bugging me. I’m going to the doctor because I have a bump on my head,” said Sophie Wophie.”
“I’ll go with you,” said Triangle Eyes Biangle Dyes, but she couldn’t because she couldn’t walk.
So Sophie Wophie carried on, and on the way she met BSam ESam.
“Hey Sophie Wophie, where are you going in such a rush,” said BSam ESam.
“I’m going to the doctor because I have a big bump on my head.”
“I’ll come with you,” said BSam ESam.
Now BSam ESam could walk, and he wasn’t grounded, and his trunk wasn’t tied to his sister’s trunk. So he was just about to go with Sophie Wophie when someone undid his tummy button and his bottom dropped off.
So Sophie Wophie carried on, and on the way she met Dante Lante.
“Sophie Wophie, where are you going,” said Dante Lante.
“I’m going to the doctor because I got a bump on my head,” said Sophie Wophie.
“I’ll come with you,” said Dante Lante, but he couldn’t because
Sophie Wophie thought he was a donut and ate him.
So Sophie Wophie carried on, and on the way she met Pandora Nandora.
“Where are you going in such a hurry,” said Pandora Nandora.
“I’m going to the doctor because I have a bump on my head,” said Sophie Wophie.
“I am the doctor,” said Pandora Nandora.
“No you’re not.
“Yes I am.”
“Not not not.”
“Am am am”
And then Pandora Nandora said “I really am a doctor, and my diagnosis is that you’re the bomb.com.”
“Aww thank you. You’re pretty great too,” said Sophie Wophie.
And that’s how Sophie Wophie and Pandora Nandora fell in love.
Here are a few questions to see if you have been listening ...
Why couldn’t Terry Craig Ferry Peg come?
Why couldn’t Triangle Eyes Biangle Dyes?
Why couldn’t BSam ESam come?
Why couldn’t Dante Lante come?
Who is the bomb.com?