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Post by moseymoo on Apr 27, 2014 14:27:16 GMT -5
trying to get yourself out of an embarassing situation is one of the worst things. It's hilarious when somebody else does it, though. I once saw somebody stumble awkwardly and then he tried to act as if he just started running and he continued half running half jogging. Or once at a gallery this middle aged man didn't see a single step down and so he fell on his foot but he spilled the wine in his wineglass on his face and then tried to act as if nothing happened. I don't think he saw anybody see his stunt but I totally saw it. Top tip: never try to pass it off as a dance move by doing Jazz hands... it really doesn't work...
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Post by Kit's tits kick ticks on Apr 27, 2014 15:14:55 GMT -5
Oooh, I remember now, when I was at boarding school and it was evening so boys weren't allowed to be in our part of the house any more, I came out of the shower with only a towel around me and I went into the room and my roommate was still sitting there with a boy.
Similar thing, I was changing clothes and someone knocked at the door, and my roommate and me were 100% sure it's our best friend from the room next door, so we said come in, but then it was some boy. But I was half standing behind the door, so it was okay.
Oh also in a music lesson in year 11 we were only 7 people and for some reason we had to stand all around the piano, and then I somehow didn't fit in the gap between two other people, so the teacher said "I don't bite", which meant that I could also stand in the much bigger gap next to him, and I totally didn't think anything and said "But I do", and I don't even know why, but a second later I realised that that was really embarassing.
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Post by B. on Apr 27, 2014 15:57:28 GMT -5
I somehow managed to forget to put necessary clothing items on in a rush for school one morning and I had to conspicuously walk around with my arms folded all day
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2014 16:25:15 GMT -5
when i was like 7 i slapped some lady's ass in the swimming pool thinking it was my mum
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Post by bandit on Apr 27, 2014 16:45:16 GMT -5
But it would have been okay if you had slapped your mom's ass instead?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2014 16:46:19 GMT -5
it probably wouldn't have stayed with me all these years
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Post by Invisible on Apr 27, 2014 17:03:45 GMT -5
Not my most embarrassing moment ever, but I tripped over a dip in the pavement while I was with my date. He laughed at me
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Post by Teleram on Apr 27, 2014 22:31:16 GMT -5
I was once at a family reunion a few years back, and it was taking place in my aunt's house. It was lunchtime and we were all hanging out in the swimming pool outside my aunt's house, but then I splashed water and yelled at this random person (similar to Kyle's story), thinking it was my cousin, but it turned out to be a friend of my aunt's, and the person (I can't remember if they were a male or a female) turned around and stared at me with their jaws wide open, then everybody stopped what they were doing and stared at me with their jaws wide open, and I jumped out of the water and back into my aunt's house, where I sat on the sofa and cried for the next hour. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life
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Post by Rellim on Apr 30, 2014 1:45:45 GMT -5
I had a crush on a boy in 5th grade summer band camp and my self-professed "love guru" friend goaded me into writing him an incredibly long love letter. I gave it to him on the last day of band camp with my ~*~aim username~*~ cause that's what was cool kids used back then and never heard from him or really saw him again. Fast forward six years and he becomes the best friend of our Japanese exchange student and every time he came over he was really nice and acted like he knew me. The thing is I could never tell for sure if he knew me because he remembered me from band camp or if he just knew me from being around school, so I had no way to gauge whether or not he remembered the incident. I don't want to delve into details, but it was a pretty memorable letter. All I could do was try not to act as incredibly awkward as I felt and hope he didn't notice. It was especially sad because he turned out to be a pretty cool guy and we probably could have been friends if I hadn't been terrified of making any interaction appear flirty.
At the grocery store once with friends I made a lewd gesture with an eggplant and when I turned around the dean of students was watching me from by the apples with a disapproving look.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2014 21:16:54 GMT -5
once i was at work and there was a fly on the time on the computer and this girl asked me to wave the fly away so she could see the time but instead i got a piece of tape and taped the fly down to the time so she could never see it. it was so embarrassing.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2014 21:18:33 GMT -5
once i was at an award ceremony for cub scouts and they announced the award was to somebody named Christian and I had a friend named Christian so I stood up and yelled "YEAH CHRISTIAN" but it was the wrong Christian.
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Post by bandit on May 16, 2014 21:55:55 GMT -5
The teacher caught me writing "poop" on a desk today. It was incredibly embarrassing
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Post by The Duchess on May 21, 2014 19:03:16 GMT -5
Does it have to do with the picture you are still not showing us?
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Post by bandit on May 21, 2014 19:04:28 GMT -5
It is a semi-NSFW picture. I've already said that you can PM me if you want to see it.
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Post by Esmé's meme is meh on Apr 13, 2022 15:00:47 GMT -5
This thread is wonderful.
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