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Post by twigz on Nov 21, 2023 18:54:16 GMT -5
this took me out Ollie Clause: i asked my band directer if we could get halloween music and he said soum "i think we have egnuf scary noises coming out of cadet rn" asdfghjkl; Nov 20, 2023 at 5:15am actually maybe spelling is a my-immortal-esque comedic tool in ollie's case
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Post by Reba on Jan 10, 2024 17:33:29 GMT -5
for posterity, or should i say, for posteriority.
Phoenix Buchanan: I should think the countless toils would suffice. The fact that love's ephemeral: Why are you talking about countless toilets newbie bear: I didn’t realize this was a sad washbasin Gregor Anwhistle: The flushing is quiet here The fact that love's ephemeral: Well, young lady, have you been good to your bidet? Phoenix Buchanan: The question is, has it been good to me? Gregor Anwhistle: If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is toilet paper Jack W. Tweeg: The book you are holding in your two hands right now-assuming that you are in fact holding this book and that you have only two hands-is one of only two books in the world that will shower you the difference between the word "sewer" and the word "septic tank." The other book, of course, is a home improvement manual, and if I were you I would read that book instead The fact that love's ephemeral: I love this scatological rewriting of Lemony Snicket's work Phoenix Buchanan: Never trust anyone who has not brought a plunger with them. Gregor Anwhistle: When someone is farting, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their farts, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them. soufflé: 2024 everyone should own their farts Jack W. Tweeg: The Bowel Beginning, The Reptile's Rectum, The Wide Water Closet, The Miserable Milk of Magnesia, The Austere Asshole, The Ersatz E.Coli, The Vile Vomit, The Hostile Hernia, The Crappy Carnival, The Slippery Sewer, The GaviLax Grotto, The Penultimate Poo bear: and of course, The Rear End Phoenix Buchanan: All the Wrong Plumbing... Phoenix Buchanan: They say in every portable potty there is a single bowl that can answer the aches that burns like a fire in the bowels. my dad left us, then died: wtf The fact that love's ephemeral: A series of uncloggable events
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