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Post by bandit on Nov 18, 2014 13:45:48 GMT -5
LSWannaBe sat in her lonesome bedroom, braiding her hair. "I'm so lonesome," she said.
LSWannaBe's mother suddenly entered, all in a fright. "There's a g-g-g-g-phantom in the loo!" she exclaimed.
LSWannaBe spat at her mother's feet in disgust. "You walked in on me braiding my hair, you fiend," she growled. "You're worse than Aunt Josephine when Uncle Monty forgot their anniversary."
LSWannaBe's mother didn't understand. "But the ph-ph-ph-ph-ghost!" she cried, and ran out of the bedroom, dragging LSWannaBe behind her. "Look!" she said once they were in the loo. Floating over the sink was, sure enough, a specter of some sort.
LSWannaBe was in awe. She stepped closer to the ghost and reached her hand out, staring straight ahead at the visitor from the netherworld. "It's beautiful," she whispered.
LSWannaBe's mother nodded in agreement. "Scary, but beautiful!"
LSWannaBe looked back at her disgrace of a mother. "How dare you call me scary?!" she said, appalled. Then she turned back to the mirror above the sink, which was what she was ogling all along. She leaned forward, knocking the ghost out of the way, and ferociously made out with her reflection.
Canned laughter echoed through the heating ducts.
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Post by Tryina Denouement on Nov 19, 2014 10:14:52 GMT -5
That was weird. And win.
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Post by Invisible on Nov 19, 2014 18:14:58 GMT -5
Wtf...
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Nov 19, 2014 19:20:01 GMT -5
Lel
nice
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Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on Nov 20, 2014 21:24:24 GMT -5
Can I just express my delight that my tradition of 667 WSW has continued? Also, this is my kind of story through and through.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Nov 21, 2014 1:14:30 GMT -5
Sorry to break it to you, Lemona, but it's not "your tradition". I remember having a 667 WSW back in 2005.
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Post by Hermes on Nov 21, 2014 15:06:44 GMT -5
It is her tradition, in that she received it from those who came before, and passed it on to those who came after.
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Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on Nov 21, 2014 15:46:00 GMT -5
Basically, I brought it into modern times, but didn't actually invent it.
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Post by Charles Vane on Nov 22, 2014 14:52:21 GMT -5
ilu bandit
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Post by Isadora Is a Door on Dec 1, 2014 13:46:23 GMT -5
i dont know what this is but i like it
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Post by Tryina Denouement on Dec 1, 2014 14:15:22 GMT -5
i dont know what this is but i like it lol same
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Post by Teleram on Dec 1, 2014 18:17:54 GMT -5
It's a WSW story, if that helps.
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