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Post by B. on Nov 19, 2014 12:39:35 GMT -5
“Honestly, he’s so annoying.”
“Not any less annoying than you, really.”
“That’s unfair. At least my sense of humour only involves imitations of funnier members and bad graphics that come across as only slightly offensive.”
“Whatever.”
“I can’t believe him. The way he conducts himself, all his weird running jokes, his shoutbox posts…”
“Judging by the way you go on about him, anyone would think…- ”
“That’s ridiculous.”
Bandit finished talking to himself and then left to go to bed.
…
The next day Bandit bumped into Teleram in The Feel Free to Post Whatever you Like Thread, and as per usual, they proceeded to carry out their monotonous exchange.
Bandit: *mspaint drawing about why Teleram sucks*
Teleram: What the h*ck?!
Bandit: Heck isn’t a swear word, using asterisks in it is just unnecessary, childish, silly, weird, annoying, stupid….
Teleram: Stay off the s*uce.
Bandit: Damnit, Teleram!
The two stared at each other for a moment, Bandit in some weird kind of childish rage conjured up due to his constant attempts to be a genuine salsa stirrer. Teleram stood consumed by some other kind of emotion. Honesty, I neither know nor care much about him, so you’ll have to fill in the details here.
After a moment of intense eye contact, the two stepped closer, their torsos touching. Bandit realised he had never properly taken note of Teleram’s beautiful grey eyes. Slowly, their lips collided, and they kissed passionately. They became so swept up in each other’s embrace that they neither noticed the bemused crowd of 667ers, delighted to see months of pent up tension relieved.
*pan up into the sky*
The End
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Post by Hermes on Nov 19, 2014 12:46:09 GMT -5
Ha!
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Nov 19, 2014 18:53:08 GMT -5
You got em down to a t!
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Post by Teleram on Nov 19, 2014 22:17:23 GMT -5
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Nov 20, 2014 1:34:56 GMT -5
Best.
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Post by Tryina Denouement on Nov 20, 2014 8:34:53 GMT -5
The pan up into the sky part was the best.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2014 17:31:04 GMT -5
xD
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Post by Teleram on Nov 20, 2014 18:24:54 GMT -5
Who are you?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2014 22:11:15 GMT -5
lizzie
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Post by bandit on Nov 20, 2014 23:07:00 GMT -5
Is that your girlfriend??
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Post by Teleram on Nov 21, 2014 0:52:33 GMT -5
No.
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Post by Charles Vane on Nov 22, 2014 14:54:15 GMT -5
thanks for turning dreams into reality
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Post by B. on Nov 23, 2014 12:02:26 GMT -5
I'm honoured that you made an account and then deleted it just to add your insightful commentary to my prose.
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Post by Teleram on Nov 23, 2014 14:19:47 GMT -5
I told her that this was a Lemony Snicket fan forum, that's why she deleted her account.
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Post by Invisible on Nov 24, 2014 21:40:07 GMT -5
OMG I ship it <3
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