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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Oct 25, 2016 13:42:20 GMT -5
Part Two: Dammit Teleram Bandit
youtu.be/ZbpJb7hjb7M
(The scene is outside of a wedding chapel, where a large crowd of guests is gathered in anticipation)
PEPPERMINCE:
Here they come!
(MISTER M and ANKA exit the chapel)
LSWANNABE:
Now everyone get in close, I want a picture of the happy couple and all their guests! Closer, closer...now smile! (takes several snapshots) Perfect!
(MISTER M moves over to TELERAM)
MISTER M:
So I guess we did it! We're finally married!
TELERAM:
Everyone knew it was just a matter of time. You two have been inseparable since that class we all took from Dr. Hermes a few years back.
MISTER M:
That's true. Though you and Bandit are pretty close yourselves, I pretty much never see one of you without the other soon showing up. Are you going to be next?
(TELERAM blushes)
ANKA:
Hey M, it's time to go!
MISTER M:
Well, I guess I'll catch up with you later!
(MISTER M and ANKA get into a car decorated to say "Just Married" and drive away. BANDIT walks over to TELERAM)
BANDIT:
I've trying to think of something mean to say about the wedding all day, but you know what, I think I actually enjoyed it? The two of them looked so happy...
EPONINE:
I always cry at weddings.
BANDIT:
Nobody asked you, you doofus! (turns back to Teleram) Now where were we?
(TELERAM has a nervous smile on his face)
TELERAM:
Hey, Bandit
BANDIT:
Yes, Teleram?
TELERAM:
I've got something to say
BANDIT:
Uh huh?
TELERAM:
I really love the...skillful way
You insult other people.
What I'm trying to say...
(he pulls a ring box out of his pocket)
BANDIT:
Oh...oh, Teleram!
TELERAM:
The journey was long but I've panned it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
The future is ours once we've planned it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
The boat of life's safe, cuz we've manned it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Bandit, I love you
The road was long but I ran it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
There's fire in my heart and you've fanned it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
The moment you post I'll have scanned it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Bandit, I love you
Though we fight and say we hate each other
It is all an act that I see through
Really I love you more than my mother
Oh B - A - N - D - I - T I love you.
BANDIT:
Dammit, Teleram, I really don't know what to say!
It's easy to see you're no phony
CHORUS:
Tony
BANDIT:
Now we're engaged you're my homey
CHORUS:
Tony
BANDIT:
Now we'll have a place of our own-y
CHORUS:
Tony
BANDIT:
I've one thing to say, and that's
Teleram I love you too
Tony
TELERAM:
Oh, dammit
BANDIT:
Homey
TELERAM:
Oh, Bandit
BANDIT:
For you
TELERAM:
I love you too
BANDIT AND TELERAM:
There's one thing left to do, ah-oo
TELERAM:
Let's go to Hermes, see if he planned it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
Though if he did I'd understand it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
I just want to know, let's demand it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Bandit I love you. Dammit Bandit
BANDIT:
Tony, homey
TELERAM:
Dammit, Bandit
BANDIT AND TELERAM:
I love you
youtu.be/ZbpJb7hjb7M
(The scene is outside of a wedding chapel, where a large crowd of guests is gathered in anticipation)
PEPPERMINCE:
Here they come!
(MISTER M and ANKA exit the chapel)
LSWANNABE:
Now everyone get in close, I want a picture of the happy couple and all their guests! Closer, closer...now smile! (takes several snapshots) Perfect!
(MISTER M moves over to TELERAM)
MISTER M:
So I guess we did it! We're finally married!
TELERAM:
Everyone knew it was just a matter of time. You two have been inseparable since that class we all took from Dr. Hermes a few years back.
MISTER M:
That's true. Though you and Bandit are pretty close yourselves, I pretty much never see one of you without the other soon showing up. Are you going to be next?
(TELERAM blushes)
ANKA:
Hey M, it's time to go!
MISTER M:
Well, I guess I'll catch up with you later!
(MISTER M and ANKA get into a car decorated to say "Just Married" and drive away. BANDIT walks over to TELERAM)
BANDIT:
I've trying to think of something mean to say about the wedding all day, but you know what, I think I actually enjoyed it? The two of them looked so happy...
EPONINE:
I always cry at weddings.
BANDIT:
Nobody asked you, you doofus! (turns back to Teleram) Now where were we?
(TELERAM has a nervous smile on his face)
TELERAM:
Hey, Bandit
BANDIT:
Yes, Teleram?
TELERAM:
I've got something to say
BANDIT:
Uh huh?
TELERAM:
I really love the...skillful way
You insult other people.
What I'm trying to say...
(he pulls a ring box out of his pocket)
BANDIT:
Oh...oh, Teleram!
TELERAM:
The journey was long but I've panned it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
The future is ours once we've planned it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
The boat of life's safe, cuz we've manned it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Bandit, I love you
The road was long but I ran it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
There's fire in my heart and you've fanned it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
The moment you post I'll have scanned it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Bandit, I love you
Though we fight and say we hate each other
It is all an act that I see through
Really I love you more than my mother
Oh B - A - N - D - I - T I love you.
BANDIT:
Dammit, Teleram, I really don't know what to say!
It's easy to see you're no phony
CHORUS:
Tony
BANDIT:
Now we're engaged you're my homey
CHORUS:
Tony
BANDIT:
Now we'll have a place of our own-y
CHORUS:
Tony
BANDIT:
I've one thing to say, and that's
Teleram I love you too
Tony
TELERAM:
Oh, dammit
BANDIT:
Homey
TELERAM:
Oh, Bandit
BANDIT:
For you
TELERAM:
I love you too
BANDIT AND TELERAM:
There's one thing left to do, ah-oo
TELERAM:
Let's go to Hermes, see if he planned it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
Though if he did I'd understand it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
I just want to know, let's demand it
CHORUS:
Bandit
TELERAM:
Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Bandit I love you. Dammit Bandit
BANDIT:
Tony, homey
TELERAM:
Dammit, Bandit
BANDIT AND TELERAM:
I love you