What I know for sure and what I can't keep myself from elaborating on because a true/false dichotomy doesn't seem to cut it: A poem
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It’s night right now.
There’s something else you should be doing at the moment.
You ate chicken today.
You have smoked weed.
You are lactose intolerant.
There’s a nearby tv on.
You get along with your neighbors.
I do not know my neighbours, so I suppose we're getting along as long as you define 'getting along' as 'not fighting'.
You’re hungry right now.
You have worked out today.
Running a mile sounds awful.
You have a job.
You love to bake Christmas cookies.
Your parents are still together.
You woke up before 11 this morning.
Baths are better than showers.
You are 5’5” or shorter.
You hate British accents.
Victoria’s Secret is a good store.
Cats are better than dogs.
The 90’s sucked.
Your cell phone is right next to you.
Your favorite color is either blue or purple.
Your hair is short.
You are by yourself right now.
The last thing you drank was water.
You’re in your PJ’S right now.
Your hair is your natural colour.
You don’t drink soda.
There is at least £20 in your wallet.
It’s cold out.
Orange juice is better than Apple juice.
You like someone right now.
I take it this means 'like-like', since just liking someone is (hopefully!) something most people do constantly. Assuming that, there's a person I'm currently somewhat unsure about my feelings towards. I liked her, then a while ago I told her, and was rejected (relatively mercifully, thank you for asking), and right now I'm definitely still attracted to her but can handle the fact that it's not mutual.
Video games are awesome.
Your sheets are white.
You have read works by Shakespeare before.
You’ve been professionally diagnosed with a psychological disorder.
You know someone in the hospital right now.
You’ve showered/bathed today.
You know someone who has beaten cancer.
Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear.
Chocolate is better than vanilla.
You’re allergic to peanuts.
You’ve been to New York City.
You want to go to Europe.
I think I want to leave it one day, and then it would definitely be nice to be able to come back.
You’re using a laptop right now.
Plastic surgery is a good idea.
Vanilla is the best scent a girl can wear.
You’ve made yourself throw up.
You have cheated on someone before.
Your friends do drugs.
You have had alcohol before.
School is too early.
Your nails/toe nails have nail polish on them right now.
You’re Italian.
You have a tan right now.
You bite your nails.
You’ve been on a diet before.
You shop in plus sized clothing stores.
There are socks on your feet right now.
You’ve used a hair straightener.
Someone once used one on me, if that counts.
Shopping online is easier than shopping in an actual store.
Cheesecake is delicious.
Your BMI falls into the overweight category.
Your BMI falls into the underweight category.
You have gotten your haircut in the past month.
Your birthday is within the next 2 months.
You’ve been rejected.
Comedies are better than action films.
Math is the best subject.
You are fluent in more than one language.
You love Greek food.
You consider yourself a picky eater.
You have more than 3 pillows on your bed.
You live with at least one parent.
You’re happy right now.
You are a high school graduate.
We don't have high schools here, but I'm at university and has graduated all the things you graduate before that.
You have a pet cat.
You were born before April 5th, 1991.
You have brown hair.
You have blue eyes.
You are in a relationship.
You can count to 20 in another language.
You own a vehicle that is older than a 2004.
You have worked 3rd shift.
You have worked in a fast food restaurant.
You have driven somewhere further than half an hour today.
Your last name begins with an ‘M’.
Your middle name begins with a ‘C’.
Your first name begins with an ‘S’.
You are older than 19.
You are younger than 16.
You are an only child.
Your parents are divorced.
Your parents are not married, but together.
You have more than one sibling.
You are a vegetarian.
You have an gym membership.
You are in the military.
You have a relative in the military.
You have been to Canada.
You have been to Mexico.
You have been to Europe.
I've never left it, so technically I suppose I haven't 'been to' Europe in the past tense?
You have done something you told yourself you wouldn’t.
You have braces.
You wear contact lenses.
You have a tattoo on your ankle.
You have a tattoo on your wrist.
You have a tattoo on your lower back.
You have a tattoo on you arm.
You have a lip piercing.
You have a tongue piercing.
You have your nipples pierced.
You have your cartilage pierced.
You have curly hair.
You have received flowers from someone in the last 2 months.
This morning I received two stalks of lavender as an impromptu hostess gift from a friend who was coming over for tea and watercolour painting. However, I felt obliged to point out that I was neither female nor a resident of the building, and handed the flowers over to the actual hostess.
You are engaged.
You are married.
You have children.
You are an aunt or uncle.
Your bedroom walls are blue.
Your bedspread is red.
Your bedroom carpet is beige.
You have been out to eat at a sit-down restaurant in the last week.
You have been drunk in the past 24 hours.
You are bisexual.
I don't think I've yet met a male to whom I felt sexually attracted, but I'm in no way rejecting the idea that such a person could exist. It's a spectrum, and I'd be astounded if I were on the completely heterosexual end of the scale.
You watch Scrubs.
You watch Jon & Kate Plus 8.
You watch American Idol.
You have been to the movies within the last month.
You have cursed in front of your grandparents.
You had a lunch box with a cartoon character on it when you were little.
You actually pay attention to politics.
Um, well, some of it. Politics are starting to yell so loudly it's getting harder to ignore them.
You have kissed someone within the last week.
You have kissed two or more people in the past year.
You were told you looked cute today.
You were hugged today.
You have a best friend of the opposite sex.
I personally think there's much to be said in critique of both the terms 'best friend' and 'opposite sex', but I do have several highly treasured friends whose genitalia function fundamentally differently from mine.
You have paid more than £100 for an item of clothing.
You are a good speller.
You are always on time.
Well, I'm often early and rarely late, anyway.
You have done something illegal within the last 24 hours.
You have ridden an elevator within the last 3 days.
You have spent the night at someone’s house within the last two weeks.
You have been out of the country within the last year.
You love Chinese food.
You love Italian food.
You love Mexican food. ( i just.....like food....)
You love country music.
You love Rap.
You love hip hop.
You love punk rock.
You love hard rock.
You love metal.
You love classic rock.
You love bluegrass.
You love oldies.
You love techno.
You love pop.
You know someone younger than 10 who passed away.
You have taken pictures of yourself just because you were bored.
You have been in a car wreck.
You have had stitches.
You have a parent who is a teacher.
You have a savings account.
You currently have a $2 bill in your possession.
You have dated someone who was 2 years younger than you.
You have dated someone who was 2 years older than you.
You have broken up with someone for someone else.
You have been cheated on.
You are Catholic.
You are Mormon.
You are Buddhist.
You are Agnostic.
I call myself an Atheist, but I think many people would call me Agnostic.
You wish at 11:11.
I sometimes do, but I don't really believe it works.
You have had your current job for more than 3 months.
You have had your heart broken.
You broke someone else’s heart.
You felt bad about it.
You have done something just for the fact that you were old enough to.
You have been at a cemetery at midnight.
You have been a vampire for Halloween.
You have been a witch for Halloween.
You have been a pumpkin for Halloween.
You have stayed up for 48 hours straight.
You have been to walmart in the past 3 days.
You own a pair of scrubs.
You own a cowboy hat.
You own a leather coat.
You are missing someone right now.
You have been let down recently.
I'm a little let down by many things every day. I was recently let down by the time it takes the trains to travel between two towns that are important to me; every day I'm let down not to be offered any of the dorm rooms I've applied for; and last week I was disappointed to learn that a good friend of mine refuses to use another good friend's chosen pronouns. I don't think I've been majorly disappointed in the last while, though.
You have had someone you thought you could trust betray you.
You would rather have a one-night stand than a relationship.
You would rather win $500 from the lottery, than guest on a game show.
You have met someone famous.
Depends on your criteria for 'met' and 'famous'. I've met and talked to a few people who appear on national television, but keep in mind that this means a lot less than it would have in the USA.