Post by Jacques Snicket on Dec 5, 2005 20:16:58 GMT -5
Thank you. *"The Little Snicket Lad" abruptly stops, and a loudspeaker sounds through the theatre, "Attention.
THIS IS --(static)-- I have turned on this loudspeaker for one reason only! Count Olaf is a fraud. I--- AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T KILL ME! NOOOOO!!!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THE THINGS I SAID ABOUT HIM!!!!! I HAD NO IDEA OF WHAT I WAS SAYING!!!!!! I WAS THREATENED BY A MAN WITH BEARD BUT NO HAIR AND A WOMAN WITH HAIR BUT NO BEARD!!!! THEY MADE ME DO IT!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MOMMMY!!!!!!"
(sounds of a scuffle are heard from the loudspeaker as the audience listens with shock as a piercing scream comes from
the speaker). An official looking man [Mr. Poe] jumped onto staged and announced, "Our actors have been healed
finally after that, well, thing, I was taking care of back at the audio studio where the loudspeaker controls are located.
Umm, good-bye..." He jumps off stage as the play resumes, but what the audience didn't know, one of the actors
had a walkie-talkie. And the actor was talking into it: "Yes? Yes? Okay, I already KNOW, you---" an explosion is heard,
and he falls down. Another important-looking man with a bazooka behind the fallen man says to the audience, "I am terribly sorry about this;
but one of the actors was contacting a clown to be invited at a birthday party, but in theatres such as this one, we cannot allow that,
so---" the man is electricuted by a tazer as he faints onto the ground unconscious* I come up to the stage. "Yes, it was ME with that tazer. I just wanted to check his pockets, you see, because right now he is having a mid-afternoon nap, due to the electrical surge the went through him. Knocked him out cold..." *checks pockets* Hmmm, five bucks and a Twizzler's bar... Oh well, that's life.... "The play shall resume, I-I mean the intermission....."
The song of "Giligan's Island" comes up and when the audience is nearly singing to it, the tape recordist realizes he made a mistake and puts in
"Row, row, row your boat" and realizes that that was a mistake, too. He put on,
"The Little Snicket Lad."
EDIT: "I apologize for the silly style of my little story here, and yes, the part with the loudspeaker and the tazer and all that stuff was a little quirky. I hope you will all understand.
With all due respect,
volunteer13.
PS: DON'T YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNY??
THIS IS --(static)-- I have turned on this loudspeaker for one reason only! Count Olaf is a fraud. I--- AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T KILL ME! NOOOOO!!!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THE THINGS I SAID ABOUT HIM!!!!! I HAD NO IDEA OF WHAT I WAS SAYING!!!!!! I WAS THREATENED BY A MAN WITH BEARD BUT NO HAIR AND A WOMAN WITH HAIR BUT NO BEARD!!!! THEY MADE ME DO IT!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MOMMMY!!!!!!"
(sounds of a scuffle are heard from the loudspeaker as the audience listens with shock as a piercing scream comes from
the speaker). An official looking man [Mr. Poe] jumped onto staged and announced, "Our actors have been healed
finally after that, well, thing, I was taking care of back at the audio studio where the loudspeaker controls are located.
Umm, good-bye..." He jumps off stage as the play resumes, but what the audience didn't know, one of the actors
had a walkie-talkie. And the actor was talking into it: "Yes? Yes? Okay, I already KNOW, you---" an explosion is heard,
and he falls down. Another important-looking man with a bazooka behind the fallen man says to the audience, "I am terribly sorry about this;
but one of the actors was contacting a clown to be invited at a birthday party, but in theatres such as this one, we cannot allow that,
so---" the man is electricuted by a tazer as he faints onto the ground unconscious* I come up to the stage. "Yes, it was ME with that tazer. I just wanted to check his pockets, you see, because right now he is having a mid-afternoon nap, due to the electrical surge the went through him. Knocked him out cold..." *checks pockets* Hmmm, five bucks and a Twizzler's bar... Oh well, that's life.... "The play shall resume, I-I mean the intermission....."
The song of "Giligan's Island" comes up and when the audience is nearly singing to it, the tape recordist realizes he made a mistake and puts in
"Row, row, row your boat" and realizes that that was a mistake, too. He put on,
"The Little Snicket Lad."
EDIT: "I apologize for the silly style of my little story here, and yes, the part with the loudspeaker and the tazer and all that stuff was a little quirky. I hope you will all understand.
With all due respect,
volunteer13.
PS: DON'T YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNY??