Dave
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Post by Dave on Sept 5, 2005 1:34:40 GMT -5
Hanakane wants to know if there's a reason she wasn't listed among Colin and the others. She wasn't listed because she is not part of the story. If I recall correctly, she was cutting a swathe through the landmass currently known as the USA, forming the canyon known around the world as the Grand Canyon. You see, from the bottom of the canyon came the goblins, and tried to conquer this world, but that is another story. Ask your friend Kobolos about it sometime.
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Post by Celinra on Sept 5, 2005 2:37:07 GMT -5
Are you certain that was her? Because she has no memory of that incident. Actually, she has almost no memories from before her most recent re-awakening, which was only a few months ago. Since then, she's become friends with Colin, leading her to assume they'd been allied previously, hence her confusion.
Note that she isn't implying that you are lying in your previous post; she just wants to be certain about what happened.
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Dave
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Post by Dave on Sept 5, 2005 3:38:10 GMT -5
Are you certain that was her? Because she has no memory of that incident. Actually, she has almost no memories from before her most recent re-awakening, which was only a few months ago. Since then, she's become friends with Colin, leading her to assume they'd been allied previously, hence her confusion. Note that she isn't implying that you are lying in your previous post; she just wants to be certain about what happened. No memory? Well, when one has lived as long as she, one tends to forget things... Well, I am pretty sure it was her; her brother Excalibur stayed mostly in Europe. I am not sure; I was rather pre-occupied at the time. Perhaps one of the spoons dug the canyon.... Or maybe it was Walter. He's related to Hanakane!, isn't he?
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Post by Ennui on Sept 6, 2005 6:36:33 GMT -5
Excalibur, aka Caliburn, was a second cousin; his scabbard, however, was a first cousin twice removed. A most sad case. It was all Arundel's fault, that sword would get jealous...
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Sept 9, 2005 11:10:03 GMT -5
Oh mighty Dave, I did not realize you had made a welcome thread. Please forgive me. *puts head in hands*
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Jessie
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"...upon hearing the jarring clash of spoon on spoon, I knew it would be a fight to the death..."
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Post by Jessie on Feb 27, 2006 18:55:32 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I live![/glow] Jessie is dead, by and by. [/color][/quote][glow=red,2,300]You are sorely mistaken.[/glow] I still have some Jessie left in the freezer for you to take home. [/color][/quote][glow=red,2,300]You will pay.[/glow] My brother, or, what is as close as can be to a brother, is called Jessie. He, too, is a lightsaber-spoon, but, just as I am a force of Good, he is a force of Evil. In the past we have had skirmishes, but we have always resolved our conflicts relatively peacefully. But Jessie began to exert his evil powers on mankind, and had to be stopped. For centuries we manipulated humans, my brother trying to start wars and create chaos, I trying to bring about order. Finally, we had had enough, and we decided to fight for supremacy of mankind. So my brother and I went to a place beyond the universe, commonly known as the Nothingness, and we fought. The battle was terrible, and raged for decades. But Jessie was my brother, and we were too evenly-matched for the fight to be resolved. I suspect the battle would be going on even now, had two allies of Good intervened. Two champions of Good happened upon us, and held us from each other, demanding to know what we were doing. My brother and I explained our predicament, and I was pleased to find that the two agents of Good, a towel and a knife, were on my side. Together, we over-powered my brother, and banished him into the Nothingness. To this day, he insists that I cheated, and occasionally he tries to return to cause chaos and disorder, but I and my comrades, Colin and Walter, always drive him back. And so Good triumphed over Evil, and everything settled down again. And so you must realize that I am not unique in the universe; your worship should not only include me, but the other agents for good as well, such as Colin, Walter, and the Creator. So long as you do not ally yourself with Jessie, and his malevolent brood. [glow=red,2,300]My dear brother, we meet again. And you are still under the delusion that you defeated me. Tsk.[/glow] [glow=green,2,300]Edit: I smite thee, Dave![/glow]
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Post by SF on Feb 28, 2006 8:16:58 GMT -5
Jessie, I understand that this was all in good fun, but don't bump threads.
I'm giving you a warning, don't do it again.
Locked.
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