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Post by sonicflood on Sept 12, 2004 21:50:12 GMT -5
perverted!
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Sept 17, 2004 20:50:06 GMT -5
*late* "*organ music* Hello. This is Lemony Snicket, author of A Series of Unfortunate Events. Apparently you have called 866-MY-ARROW and I can only assume because of some ghastly mistake you are listening to this recording of my voice. I'm glad however that you have stumbled across me, because as I sit here in this small damp cell, speaking into a microphone which is probably broken, *that noise microphones make when you get too close or something*, I am grateful for the opportunity to warn you away from reading even one word from a recent book book of mine entitled The Slippery Slope, *snow-storm noises, with him yelling* which takes place in a desolate, icy community in which nothing but horrible things befall the heros, please, please do not read it! Please, hang up the phone! No, hang up, hang up right now, hang up, hang up the phone! *hanging up noise* Thank you very much."
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