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Post by Tyler on Jul 28, 2004 20:40:21 GMT -5
Swans' GhostMembers are going crazy after what happened to our beloved swans, head global moderator of 667. Her ghost is all that's left. But what happened? How did she die? Will she be replaced? "How did I die?" Swans' ghost said one fine evening. "I tried to do a swan dive, but it went wrong- and somehow, I died. I think Whales had something to do with it, for he sent me a PM the other day saying how he loved me but yet he couldn't, and then..." Swans' ghost burst into tears. We left her alone after that. Kate, Suicidal?Recent AIM conversations have showed that Kate (A.K.A. Madame) wants to commit suicide. But why? Who would make her do such a thing? Well, Kate was chatting with Tyler (A.K.A. Tyler Quagmire) about the 667 Murder Mystery. She said that he said it was due the other day, but Tyler was apathetic about it. He didn't seem to care. So, Kate said, in one long harsh sentance: "This makes me want to kill myself, Tiller." Unfortunately, the original conversation was burned, so we can't show you that. But the above is basically what Kate said. What will happen to her in the future? Stay tuned. Tragedy Is BackTragedy, the forever Mr. Cool admin of 667, is back from his trip! Lets all give Tragedy a warm welcome home! Now 667 is a happy (?) family (?!) again! Random Sig Guy DiesThe most depressing death yet. It's hard to say which was worse- swans' or this. Siggy, as many refer to him as, was shot once and beheaded twice. All these killings were made by Tyler and Melissa, two members of Dark Avenue. Siggy is now dead. Many will miss him dearly. Tyler even tried to replace Random Sig Guy with Random Sig Guy II, but he failed in his attempt to replace the ever powerful Random Sig Guy I. He will be missed dearly, and he sure has left his mark in 667 history. Stay tuned for the next issue!
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Post by ineedyourhelp on Jul 28, 2004 20:49:21 GMT -5
noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The 667 Reporter is better!
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Post by Tyler on Jul 28, 2004 20:52:47 GMT -5
noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The 667 Reporter is better! The 667 Reporter is cheap. It doesn't even have any articles! All it has is a cover. It doesn't have actual articles to read.
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Post by hermionebaudelaire on Jul 28, 2004 20:53:49 GMT -5
Wherever do you get your ideas? ;D ;D
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Antenora
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Post by Antenora on Jul 28, 2004 21:03:34 GMT -5
noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The 667 Reporter is better! I agree. The 667 Reporter has a nice cover, and someone is planning to write articles.
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Post by Tyler on Jul 28, 2004 21:05:00 GMT -5
Don't judge a book by it's cover.
And WHEN are the articles coming out?
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Post by BSam on Jul 29, 2004 1:35:42 GMT -5
yay
tyler, can you replace me next?
i feel like being worthless for a while...
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Post by jayK on Jul 29, 2004 2:12:59 GMT -5
The 667 Reporter is cheap. It doesn't even have any articles! All it has is a cover. It doesn't have actual articles to read. I agree there! the 667 reporter sucks. Someone make a I support the 667 times banner. That one is cool
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Post by BSam on Jul 29, 2004 2:20:56 GMT -5
I agree there! the 667 reporter sucks. Someone make a I support the 667 times banner. That one is cool hows this?
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Post by jayK on Jul 29, 2004 3:18:18 GMT -5
thanks, I'll put it in my signature!
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Post by Celinra on Jul 29, 2004 7:52:21 GMT -5
And WHEN are the articles coming out? If you'd read the topic, you'd see the articles would all come out on the weekend, as a "week in review" type thing. They were going to start this weekend, but that was before chaos happened, causing the writer to only have about 5 minutes a day for internet this week. Hence, articles will start next week, probably.
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Post by xangelkimzx on Jul 29, 2004 8:04:10 GMT -5
This is great! Can I be in the next issue?
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Post by Tyler on Jul 29, 2004 8:11:03 GMT -5
Sam- How exactly do I replace you...? Dark Feather- Yes! Make a banner. Spread the word around! Kimia- Um... I guess... Don't know what's there to write about you, but I'll think of something.
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Post by xangelkimzx on Jul 29, 2004 8:13:04 GMT -5
Yay! *feels special*
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Post by Tyler on Jul 29, 2004 12:14:18 GMT -5
The 667 Times is closing.
EDIT: Nevermind. (:
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