Luigi
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Post by Luigi on Jul 29, 2004 13:49:49 GMT -5
Supposed dead reporter, Todd Rodham, might not be dead after all. Those who attended his funeral were surprised to see that his coffin was not really a coffin, but a McDonalds drink cup. When the alleged coffin was exhumed from a sandbox in a public play park and opened, we saw not a body or bits of a body or anything that even resembled mangled flesh or organs or blood. Instead, inside was water. The name on his tombstone was mispelled. Instead of "Todd Rodham", it was spelled "Tod Rohemm." Tod Rohemm is currently living in a nursing home in Floria, old, not able to control his bowel movements anymore or remember the date or his name, but alive. People have also spotted Todd Rodham working as an Elvis impersonator in Vegas. When asked for his name, the impersonator said "Rod Toddham", then ran away.
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Post by ineedyourhelp on Jul 29, 2004 13:56:39 GMT -5
Oh no! Maybe the new reporter for the 667 Reporter pretended he died so he could take the spotlight!
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Antenora
Detriment Deleter
Fiendish Philologist
Put down that harpoon gun, in the name of these wonderful birds!
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Post by Antenora on Jul 29, 2004 14:15:36 GMT -5
He's an Elvis impersonator? A supposedly dead person impersonating another supposedly dead person? Weird. I think the new reporter faked Todd's death, and did a bad job of it.
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Rufus
Reptile Researcher
I would much rather be dancing.
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Post by Rufus on Jul 29, 2004 14:53:16 GMT -5
...I... I wouldn't know anything about that at all.
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Post by ineedyourhelp on Jul 29, 2004 14:55:13 GMT -5
I got it all figured out! Todd killed Swans, faked his own death, and fled to Canada!
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Rufus
Reptile Researcher
I would much rather be dancing.
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Post by Rufus on Jul 29, 2004 15:00:31 GMT -5
Genius! There can be no other explanation for it!
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Rufus
Reptile Researcher
I would much rather be dancing.
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Post by Rufus on Jul 29, 2004 15:02:57 GMT -5
Er.. what would... what would that be?
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Post by ineedyourhelp on Jul 29, 2004 15:06:03 GMT -5
Genius! There can be no other explanation for it! Thank you, thank you! oh no! I know too much, he might come after me! im going into hiding!
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Antenora
Detriment Deleter
Fiendish Philologist
Put down that harpoon gun, in the name of these wonderful birds!
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Post by Antenora on Jul 29, 2004 15:50:48 GMT -5
If Todd isn't dead then who called me last night? Tell me more about the dead person who called you. I think we've got some impersonators here.
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Post by Kobolos on Jul 29, 2004 19:08:14 GMT -5
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Post by Charles Vane on Jul 31, 2004 17:06:53 GMT -5
Wha? Can someone give me a list of everyone who's died in the past week?
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Jul 31, 2004 17:27:01 GMT -5
Swans, Skalu, and Todd Rodham.
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Post by Charles Vane on Jul 31, 2004 17:33:40 GMT -5
Can you tell me how, why and if candle wax was invovled?
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Jul 31, 2004 17:35:09 GMT -5
Look in the 667 Reporter thread, I'd just garble everything if I tried to tell you myself.
I checked out 667 Reporter first thing when I got back from vacation so that I wouldn't be terribly and pathetically lost.
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Post by Charles Vane on Jul 31, 2004 17:48:35 GMT -5
Are you insinuating that I'm terribly and pathetically lost?
Because I am. I think I'm just going to be quiet now.
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