Post by Alice Wilde on Dec 3, 2004 23:11:26 GMT -5
CherriesWild67: Okay. Everyone who's marrying me, we're getting married in a Mormon Church.
CherriesWild67: Officiator: Brother ______, [naming brides] and Sister ______, [naming brides] please join hands in the Patriarchal Grip or Sure Sign of the Nail.
Rellimysteb: Can I be a bride?
CherriesWild67: Sure.
Rellimysteb: WHOOO!!
Noodles870: Mormon?
CherriesWild67: Marriage Couple: Joins hands in the "Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail." This token is given by clasping the right hands. Yes.
Noodles870: You just want to be Ken like.
Rellimysteb: so we can have multiple wives...
psuedoshrub69: MORMONS ARE HOT
CherriesWild67: I do not...okay, maybe I do.
CelinraKoyasu27: if she was younger, she was not much younger... a couple years, maybe
CherriesWild67: But, whatever.
Rellimysteb: Whos young?
SpookyMeggie: we'll all be young...forever *darkly*
psuedoshrub69: Lindsey Lohan
Rellimysteb: ahh.
CelinraKoyasu27: whoever it is I've been talking about for the past 10 minutes
CelinraKoyasu27: and it's not Lohan
CherriesWild67: Officiator: Sisters ______, do you take Sister ______ by the right hand and receive her unto yourself to be your lawful and wedded wife for
Rellimysteb: I wasnt paying any attention!
CelinraKoyasu27: ;_;
psuedoshrub69: Are you sure?
SpookyMeggie: the ghost girl.
CherriesWild67: time and all eternity, with a covenant and promise that you will observe and keep all the laws, rites, and ordinances pertaining to this Holy Order of Matrimony in the New and Everlasting Covenant, and
Rellimysteb: I do?
psuedoshrub69: I bet she gets her kicks by scaring poor librarian types.
CherriesWild67: this you do in the presence of God, angels, and these witnesses of your own free will and choice?
psuedoshrub69: I DO
Rellimysteb: I do.
Rellimysteb: too
psuedoshrub69:
ictnatpye: I'm either allergic to my nose or really tired
CherriesWild67: PANDORA.
CelinraKoyasu27: but she didn't come to scare me
SpookyMeggie: *decides to become a poor librarian type.*
ictnatpye: I say eye-ther in my head and ee-ther when speaking
CelinraKoyasu27: so that explanation doesn't work
Noodles870: I do.
CherriesWild67: Thank you.
psuedoshrub69: *But not really, because I'm in a monogamous (gah, can't spell) relationship.
Noodles870: As well.
Rellimysteb: are we married?
CherriesWild67: Officiator: Sister ______ do you take sisters ______, same question?
CherriesWild67: I do.
ictnatpye: some f**kheadleft the mouse pad on the floor so the mouse keeps flying away from the desk
ictnatpye: *fu*head left
Rellimysteb: *plays piano*
Rellimysteb: now are we married?
CherriesWild67: Hold on. It's too big to paste.
psuedoshrub69: Maybe
CherriesWild67: Oh, here.
CelinraKoyasu27: so, I'm either possessed, or have multiple personalities
CherriesWild67: www.exmormon.org/mormon/mormon127.htm
CherriesWild67: Read it, then we're married.
SpookyMeggie: o__O
Rellimysteb: read it.
Rellimysteb: or skimmed it.
CherriesWild67: YAY! WE'RE MARRIED!
Noodles870: Trusting you.
Rellimysteb: Yey!
CherriesWild67: KATE! PANDORA!
Noodles870: So yay.
Noodles870: yay!
Rellimysteb: What about me?
psuedoshrub69: Hum?
ictnatpye: I have to leave soon
ictnatpye: LOVERS
CherriesWild67: I was telling them to say something.
psuedoshrub69: Oh.
psuedoshrub69: LOVE ME
CherriesWild67: I do. OKAY WE'RE MARRIED.
CherriesWild67: Officiator: Brother ______, [naming brides] and Sister ______, [naming brides] please join hands in the Patriarchal Grip or Sure Sign of the Nail.
Rellimysteb: Can I be a bride?
CherriesWild67: Sure.
Rellimysteb: WHOOO!!
Noodles870: Mormon?
CherriesWild67: Marriage Couple: Joins hands in the "Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail." This token is given by clasping the right hands. Yes.
Noodles870: You just want to be Ken like.
Rellimysteb: so we can have multiple wives...
psuedoshrub69: MORMONS ARE HOT
CherriesWild67: I do not...okay, maybe I do.
CelinraKoyasu27: if she was younger, she was not much younger... a couple years, maybe
CherriesWild67: But, whatever.
Rellimysteb: Whos young?
SpookyMeggie: we'll all be young...forever *darkly*
psuedoshrub69: Lindsey Lohan
Rellimysteb: ahh.
CelinraKoyasu27: whoever it is I've been talking about for the past 10 minutes
CelinraKoyasu27: and it's not Lohan
CherriesWild67: Officiator: Sisters ______, do you take Sister ______ by the right hand and receive her unto yourself to be your lawful and wedded wife for
Rellimysteb: I wasnt paying any attention!
CelinraKoyasu27: ;_;
psuedoshrub69: Are you sure?
SpookyMeggie: the ghost girl.
CherriesWild67: time and all eternity, with a covenant and promise that you will observe and keep all the laws, rites, and ordinances pertaining to this Holy Order of Matrimony in the New and Everlasting Covenant, and
Rellimysteb: I do?
psuedoshrub69: I bet she gets her kicks by scaring poor librarian types.
CherriesWild67: this you do in the presence of God, angels, and these witnesses of your own free will and choice?
psuedoshrub69: I DO
Rellimysteb: I do.
Rellimysteb: too
psuedoshrub69:
ictnatpye: I'm either allergic to my nose or really tired
CherriesWild67: PANDORA.
CelinraKoyasu27: but she didn't come to scare me
SpookyMeggie: *decides to become a poor librarian type.*
ictnatpye: I say eye-ther in my head and ee-ther when speaking
CelinraKoyasu27: so that explanation doesn't work
Noodles870: I do.
CherriesWild67: Thank you.
psuedoshrub69: *But not really, because I'm in a monogamous (gah, can't spell) relationship.
Noodles870: As well.
Rellimysteb: are we married?
CherriesWild67: Officiator: Sister ______ do you take sisters ______, same question?
CherriesWild67: I do.
ictnatpye: some f**kheadleft the mouse pad on the floor so the mouse keeps flying away from the desk
ictnatpye: *fu*head left
Rellimysteb: *plays piano*
Rellimysteb: now are we married?
CherriesWild67: Hold on. It's too big to paste.
psuedoshrub69: Maybe
CherriesWild67: Oh, here.
CelinraKoyasu27: so, I'm either possessed, or have multiple personalities
CherriesWild67: www.exmormon.org/mormon/mormon127.htm
CherriesWild67: Read it, then we're married.
SpookyMeggie: o__O
Rellimysteb: read it.
Rellimysteb: or skimmed it.
CherriesWild67: YAY! WE'RE MARRIED!
Noodles870: Trusting you.
Rellimysteb: Yey!
CherriesWild67: KATE! PANDORA!
Noodles870: So yay.
Noodles870: yay!
Rellimysteb: What about me?
psuedoshrub69: Hum?
ictnatpye: I have to leave soon
ictnatpye: LOVERS
CherriesWild67: I was telling them to say something.
psuedoshrub69: Oh.
psuedoshrub69: LOVE ME
CherriesWild67: I do. OKAY WE'RE MARRIED.