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The Ravaged Resources

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A vault of valuable Lemony Snicket-related articles and reports. Read only.

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Anxiously analyse All The Wrong Questions, Lemony Snicket's prequel series to A Series of Unfortunate Events.

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by Josh Sharpe
Dec 1, 2020 3:13:46 GMT -5

The Ruefully Restricted

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Jan 25, 2005 18:37:47 GMT -5

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Merry Ann: My theory is that they target forums where their links get attention (clicks or posts). The best thing you can do is ignore it until a mod or I can delete it. Click the "Setting" gear and "Report Post" to report it to us as spam, or PM me / the section mod Nov 23, 2020 11:05:47 GMT -5
Mr. Remora: Don't ignore them Nov 24, 2020 10:30:31 GMT -5
Mr. Remora: Don't be rude Nov 24, 2020 10:30:34 GMT -5
Mr. Remora: You wouldn't like to be ignored would you Nov 24, 2020 10:30:44 GMT -5
Mr. Remora: They just want love, sympathy and tenderness Nov 24, 2020 10:31:22 GMT -5 *
Hermes: I do not think we have yet reached a level of artificial intelligence where this could be true Nov 24, 2020 10:49:19 GMT -5
Hermes: Notwithstanding the very interesting ASOUE theory by a bot which Uncle Algernon posted recently. Nov 24, 2020 10:50:22 GMT -5
Jean: Yes ... That was really interesting, and I was worried that one day people like me would be replaced. Nov 25, 2020 4:04:46 GMT -5
Marlowe: Zortegus is phrasing that in a way that makes me think he's quoting/referencing something, but I'm not sure what it is Nov 25, 2020 15:32:34 GMT -5
Jean: Z is saying that robots that are spamming people want to be loved. Nov 25, 2020 15:49:41 GMT -5
Marlowe: I know, but the way it's phrased is strange, like he's referencing something Nov 25, 2020 20:20:42 GMT -5
Jean: Diego Maradona RIP Nov 25, 2020 22:39:19 GMT -5 *
roxy222: What ASOUE theory by a bot? I need to see this. Nov 28, 2020 2:59:52 GMT -5
Hermes: Here: asoue.proboards.com/post/930476/thread Nov 28, 2020 13:41:51 GMT -5
Jean: Well, I think Baudelaiire is on track for this year's most notorious award. Nov 28, 2020 22:05:51 GMT -5
Grinchelaiire: you can say fkn annoying - notorious is too kind of a description Nov 28, 2020 22:45:21 GMT -5
Jean: Well ... that's the name of the award. I won it in my first year and I am very proud of it. Soon I must show it again. Nov 29, 2020 5:22:56 GMT -5
Mistery Machine: Do we have an OOCQ thread for the shoutbox? Cos 'Soon I must show it again' needs to be in there Nov 29, 2020 17:30:22 GMT -5
Papricot: You could copy the in-context comment into a spoiler warning under the OOCQuote. We also have a "Best of Shoutbox" thread Nov 29, 2020 18:13:01 GMT -5
Ewok40: Have any info on The Great Unknown? I'm so lost. Nov 30, 2020 9:11:02 GMT -5