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The Ravaged Resources

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by Hermes
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The Burdensome Books

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Anxiously analyse All The Wrong Questions, Lemony Snicket's prequel series to A Series of Unfortunate Events.

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by G
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by Mr. Esox Lucius
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The Forsaken Fan-Work

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by G
Feb 2, 2023 14:50:50 GMT -5
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by R.
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by Mr. Esox Lucius
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Z.: drough knot Jan 31, 2023 6:59:50 GMT -5
Dairy Cracker: guys its a new censor Jan 31, 2023 17:38:29 GMT -5
Z.: guys Jan 31, 2023 19:13:47 GMT -5
S.: I write a lot of stories, but have trouble finishing them. Anyone think I should still post them? I don't like leaving readers hanging. Feb 1, 2023 9:36:23 GMT -5
Tiran O'Saurus: Nothing saddens a reader like seeing a story they enjoy stop for no reason. I'd recommend, as moderator of Chaotic Creativity, that you finish the whole story before posting chapter one. ...Not like I can ever remember to do that. Feb 1, 2023 9:59:18 GMT -5
bear (bear): legend has it that no one has ever finished a story on asoue.proboards.com Feb 1, 2023 10:01:24 GMT -5
Z.: Remember when I started an ambicious project of a spoken fanfic using Queen's "A night at the opera" songs to cover what happened that night at the opera damn that was rad af Feb 1, 2023 10:13:07 GMT -5
Z.: I'm so sad I didn't make it any further, Linda and Hermes both offered to read a chapter :( Feb 1, 2023 10:13:30 GMT -5
Dairy Cracker: Remember when Semblance started a collaborative 13 ATWQ fanfic story cycle? How far did we get, like 4 stories? Feb 1, 2023 19:46:38 GMT -5
Tiran O'Saurus: Six. Feb 1, 2023 20:29:50 GMT -5
bear (bear): remember when we did an exquisite corpse, like 9 years ago? we should do one but as a snicket fanfic Feb 2, 2023 4:03:37 GMT -5
Tiran O'Saurus: You mean like The Collaborative Calamity: asoue.proboards.com/thread/30771/ Feb 2, 2023 5:26:19 GMT -5
bear (bear): no Feb 2, 2023 5:55:51 GMT -5
Z.: Damn bear you necrophile Feb 2, 2023 7:25:41 GMT -5
S.: I pity people in chocolate commercials. That specific chocolate brand seems to be the only thing that brings them joy. Feb 3, 2023 9:11:00 GMT -5
G: I pity the bunny in the Trix commercials. Those kids are potatoing speciesist. Feb 3, 2023 10:27:11 GMT -5
Dairy Cracker: Is there a reason why people started using single initials for usernames? Feb 3, 2023 10:59:55 GMT -5
S.: Mine was for a story I'm writing, and well, yknow, I'm an icon. Feb 3, 2023 11:29:04 GMT -5
Z.: Because it's in Feb 3, 2023 19:40:59 GMT -5
G: I was only doing it cause everyone else was Feb 4, 2023 12:43:03 GMT -5
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