The Antagonistic Affairs

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The Ravaged Resources

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A vault of valuable Lemony Snicket-related articles and reports. Read only.

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65 196 ASoUE & ATWQ Author/Illustrator Biographies
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The Burdensome Books

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Anxiously analyse All The Wrong Questions, Lemony Snicket's prequel series to A Series of Unfortunate Events.

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269 6,723 What was Hangfire's use of invisible ink?
by Germes
Mar 11, 2020 11:26:09 GMT -5
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Mar 31, 2020 16:11:13 GMT -5
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Dedicated to all of the characters from ASOUE, from Count Olaf's theater troupe to the Baudelaires.

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663 10,973 Pretty good satire article
by Dante
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103 2,093 On the Smallness of Asoueland
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503 8,779 Zoom Party w/ Daniel Handler and others on Saturday 28/03/20
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The Malignant Merchandise

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Dedicated to the Netflix television series and the 2004 movie.

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Feb 23, 2020 16:44:49 GMT -5
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130 1,475 This site has a great list of ASOUE Merch
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The Forsaken Fan-Work

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Mar 13, 2020 10:25:28 GMT -5
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303 21,314 Let's revive this
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The Objectionable Others

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Hermes whispers "Happy Birthday" into a dark, empty void.

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by Terry Craig
Mar 20, 2020 19:54:16 GMT -5
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328 67,309 Guys vs Girls
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Feb 4, 2020 22:42:57 GMT -5
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by jeanlucio10
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The Ruefully Restricted

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𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻: who the ickle said you could create a thread Mar 12, 2020 20:44:02 GMT -5
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Terry Craig: I just realized nobody even mentioned Daniel Handler's big 50th birthday two weeks ago. We're the worst fans. Mar 15, 2020 21:15:51 GMT -5 *
Zortegus: Death of the author Terry, ever heard of it? Mar 16, 2020 11:51:01 GMT -5
Terry Craig: Don't blame Barthes for this! Mar 16, 2020 19:02:59 GMT -5
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jeanlucio10: , will you hate me even more after I participated in the Zoom Party and behaved like a big idiot? Mar 29, 2020 10:09:58 GMT -5
𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻: i don't hate you but i'm glad i wasn't there to see your shameful behavior Mar 29, 2020 18:55:55 GMT -5
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jeanlucio10: And I promise I won't repeat Mar 29, 2020 21:51:33 GMT -5
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jeanlucio10: BSDM? : Bihar Skill Development Mission?
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𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻: you've been a bad boy jean lucio (:)) Apr 1, 2020 9:48:14 GMT -5
I have to admit ... This is getting weird.
Apr 1, 2020 16:07:20 GMT -5
But if you read my last thread and comment your sincere opinion ... You can hurt me
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