I've had enough Swans!

Kobolos
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I've had enough Swans! Jan 25, 2004 9:29:00 GMT -5

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Post by Kobolos on Jan 25, 2004 9:29:00 GMT -5

The story so far (from date auction)....

swans said:

You can't bet posts that you don't have.

STOP CHEATING.

I consider this auction over, I'm declaring myself the winner, and you're my date damnit!

Now go get in your stupid pink tux and dance with all your fans!

Klaus said:

Ever heard of negatives?
NO I'M NOT. I REFUSE TO GO WITH YOU.

swans said:

You can't refuse! You have to go with me and twenty other girls! You're going to have fun, you're going to dance with them all, listen to their boring day, compliment me on my fabulous dress and get us all punch.

I bought you, and you're my witch now.

Tragedy said:

As admin, I declare Freshman is winning with 59 votes.

And swans, go with Kobolos.

swans said:

You need to auction yourself as well, Tragedy. In fact you should auction all the guys.

And Goblin? Ew, I hate pointy ears and he's going with Mrs. Goblin.

I'll just go with Pinstripe.

Monsieur said:

1) I do not plan to attend this soiree.

2) I would not take Mrs. Kobolos to the morgue, let alone to a party.

swans said:

Oh, thanks! :-[

swans said:

I so agree! I asked him to the dance, he accepted and then he rejected me IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. How rude is that? He didn't even say he was sorry!

How did you think I would feel?

Did you think I would go to this thing after you just cast me off with:

"Oh he can go with Mrs. Kobolos"

how callous to suggest I go with the woman who ran off with a rich Texas Billionaire...

Besides, Maybe I wanted to go with YOU. Maybe I wanted to be YOUR witch, I would not cost you a post...but...I wasn't good enough.

I sat by the phone, I even bribed someone to suggest you go with me to the party and you come back with "I don't like pointy ears" I went out and bought this costume and everything....all for naught.

Well, I've had enough. HOW DARE YOU!

I am more than the sum of my lobes...all for someone that didn't even want to GO with you!

My heart is broken, I have no more.

Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one.

*weeps* I HATE YOU ALL! *runs off*

Last Edit: Jan 25, 2004 11:18:34 GMT -5 by Kobolos

DetectiveDupin Bewildered Beginner Posts: 0 Likes: 1	I've had enough Swans! Jan 25, 2004 9:30:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by DetectiveDupin on Jan 25, 2004 9:30:16 GMT -5 Even...me? runs off weeping

Rikku Definitely Doomed Al Bhed Princess Posts: 7,921	I've had enough Swans! Jan 25, 2004 10:45:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rikku on Jan 25, 2004 10:45:03 GMT -5 ouch. big time.
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Hermedy Definitely Doomed Posts: 10,324 Likes: 40	I've had enough Swans! Jan 25, 2004 12:02:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hermedy on Jan 25, 2004 12:02:20 GMT -5 Sorry.
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LemonLady Splenetic Surgeon Devious Doorman So I told the guy....wait, hold on.... I have to fart... Posts: 943	I've had enough Swans! Jan 25, 2004 12:26:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LemonLady on Jan 25, 2004 12:26:07 GMT -5 wow.......you guys are making the biggest deal out of the stupidest thing, turning this whole thing into a soap opera.

Hermedy Definitely Doomed Posts: 10,324 Likes: 40	I've had enough Swans! Jan 25, 2004 12:49:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hermedy on Jan 25, 2004 12:49:05 GMT -5 Just the misc. section. It's the only place where this stuff is acceptable.
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Tommy the Sexy Splenetic Surgeon Hey ;) Posts: 533	I've had enough Swans! Jan 25, 2004 14:12:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tommy the Sexy on Jan 25, 2004 14:12:01 GMT -5 I definitely see Kobolos' reason to be unhappy.
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Tommy the Sexy Splenetic Surgeon Hey ;) Posts: 533	I've had enough Swans! Jan 25, 2004 14:12:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tommy the Sexy on Jan 25, 2004 14:12:23 GMT -5 not!!! why dont u two just get a room!!!!
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Luigi
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I've had enough Swans! Jan 25, 2004 15:33:35 GMT -5

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Post by Luigi on Jan 25, 2004 15:33:35 GMT -5

Goosnargh. (A word which here means, "I think I should say something but I don't know what because I'm not in any way involved with this and I'm not entirely sure what's going on". Actually, it just means "I think I should say something but I don't know what to".)

Last Edit: Jan 25, 2004 15:35:51 GMT -5 by Luigi

Indistinguishable Blob Definitely Doomed Dreary Duchess ????#????? ? Posts: 10,007	I've had enough Swans! Jan 25, 2004 15:47:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Jan 25, 2004 15:47:17 GMT -5 So don't say anything.

Luigi
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I've had enough Swans! Jan 25, 2004 15:52:52 GMT -5

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Post by Luigi on Jan 25, 2004 15:52:52 GMT -5

J: I didn't.
Captiosus: Technically, you did. "Goosnargh".
J: I wanted to try out the word. I'm adding it to my basic vocabulary--I've been in that situation so many times, and now I have a word thanks to Douglas Adams--
Captiosus: You're talking. Stop.

Zombie-chan False Fortune-teller Vindictive Villager Nothing is nothing. Posts: 1,272	I've had enough Swans! Jan 25, 2004 18:55:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Zombie-chan on Jan 25, 2004 18:55:40 GMT -5 Kobo...Swans...Don't you think you're being a bit immature about this? Try to be reasonable...you're going at it like some of my friends do...
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LemonLady Splenetic Surgeon Devious Doorman So I told the guy....wait, hold on.... I have to fart... Posts: 943	I've had enough Swans! Jan 25, 2004 18:58:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LemonLady on Jan 25, 2004 18:58:50 GMT -5 going at it like 5 years olds is more like it

Addieor Xenial Xylophone Splenetic Surgeon Posts: 2,839	I've had enough Swans! Jan 25, 2004 21:38:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Addieor on Jan 25, 2004 21:38:42 GMT -5 Daak! The perfect swans has done............hurt? Daak! I.......I.........I must go find a new role model. Daak!

Amphagorey False Fortune-teller Vindictive Villager Butterflies return someday Posts: 1,234	I've had enough Swans! Jan 25, 2004 23:46:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Amphagorey on Jan 25, 2004 23:46:04 GMT -5 I like Kobo! He's nice to me. And swans is nice too. She is very funny. Now, can we stop this fighting. It's getting kinda weird.