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Post by Zavi on Feb 10, 2006 15:49:38 GMT -5
-posts lyrics from a website because she's too lazy to type them all- GALINDA (spoken) Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical: ELPHABA (spoken) My dear Father: BOTHThere's been some confusion Over rooming here at Shiz: ELPHABA But of course, I'll care for Nessa: GLINDA But of course, I'll rise above it: BOTH For I know that's how you'd want me to respond Yes, there's been some confusion For you see, my room-mate is: GALINDA Unusually and exceedingly peculiar And altogether quite impossible to describe: ELPHABA Blonde. GALINDA What is this feeling? So sudden and new? ELPHABAI felt it the moment I laid eyes on you: GALINDA My pulse is rushing: ELPHABA My head is reeling: GALINDA My face is flushing: BOTH What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, Does it have a name? Yes!:Loathing Unadulterated loathing GALINDA For your face ELPHABA Your voice GALINDA Your clothing BOTHLet's just say - I loathe it all Ev'ry little trait, however small Makes my very flesh begin to crawl With simple utter loathing There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure and strong! Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing Loathing you My whole life long! STUDENTS Dear Galinda, you are just too good How do you stand it? I don't think I could! She's a terror! She's a Tartar! We don't mean to show a bias, But Galinda, you're a martyr! GALINDA Well: these things are sent to try us! STUDENTS Poor Galinda, forced to reside With someone so disgusticified We all just want to tell you: We're all on your side! We share your: GALINDA AND ELPHABA STUDENTS What is this feeling Loathing So sudden and new? Unadulterated loathing I felt the moment For her face, her voice I laid eyes on you Her clothing My pulse is rushing Let's just say: My head is reeling We loathe it all! Oh, what is this feeling? Ev'ry little trait Does it have a name? Makes our very flesh Yes: Begin to crawl:. Ahhh: Ahhh: ALL Loathing! GALINDA AND ELPHABA ALL There's a strange exhilaration Loathing In such total detestation Loathing So pure, so strong Loathing STUDENTS So strong! GALINDA AND ELPHABA Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last ALL And I will be loathing Loathing For forever loathing Loathing Truly deeply loathing Loathing you My whole Loathing Life long! Unadulterated loathing ELPHABA Boo! GALINDA -screams-  You can never have enough candy! -throws- Edit: Now that you mention it, my fenris wolf will be getting hungry! -fetches some buffalo wings for his snack- |
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Post by Libitina on Feb 10, 2006 15:52:14 GMT -5
*steals one of Jemmy's glow sticks* Thank you, darling. What beautiful glow sticks you have. *glow stick dance*
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Post by twistedbrain on Feb 10, 2006 15:52:30 GMT -5
*eats* My song time!
One Short Day
ELPHABA
(spoken) Come with me. To the Emerald City.
TOURISTS
One short day
In the Emerald City
GLINDA
(spoken) Oh, I've always wanted to see the Emerald City:
TOURISTS
One short day
In the Emerald City
One short day
In the Emerald City
One short day
Full of so much to do
Ev'ry way
That you look in the city
There's something exquisite
You'll want to visit
Before the day's through
ELPHABA
There are buildings as tall as Quoxwood trees
GLINDA
Dress salons
ELPHABA
And libraries
GLINDAPalaces!
ELPHABA
Museums!
BOTHA hundred strong:
There are wonders like I've never seen
GLINDA
It's all grand
ELPHABA
And it's all green!
BOTH
I think we've found the place where we belong!
I wanna be
In this hoi polloi
ELPHABA
So I'll be back for good someday
BOTH
To make my life and make my way
But for today, we'll wander and enjoy:
ALL
One short day
In the Emerald City
One short day
To have a lifetime of fun
One short day
ELPHABA AND GLINDA
And we're warning the city
Now that we're in here
You'll know we've been here
ALL
Before we are done!
GLINDA
(spoken) Elphie - come on - we'll be late for Wizomania!
WIZOMANIA CHORUS
Who's the mage
Whose major itinerary
Is making all Oz merrier?
Who's the sage
Who's sagely sailed in to save our posteriors?
Whose enthuse for hot air ballooning
Has all of Oz honeymooning?
Woo - oo -oo
Wizn't he wonderful?
(Our wonderful Wizard!)
AUDIENCE WIZOMANIA CHORUS
One short day Who's the mage
In the Emerald City Whose major itinerary
One short day Is making all Oz merrier
To have a lifetime Whose the sage who
Of fun Sagely sailed in to save
What a way Our posteriors
To be seeing the city:
ELPHABA AND GLINDA
Where so many roam to
We'll call it home, too
And then, just like now
We can say:
We're just two friends
ELPHABA
Two good friends
GLINDA
Two best friends
ALL
Sharing one wonderful
One short:
GUARD
(spoken) The Wizard will see you now!
ALL
Day!
I better feed my tiger now.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Feb 10, 2006 15:55:40 GMT -5
I hate this song but I'lll sing it anyways.
"My Humps"
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)
I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got u,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She's got me spendin'.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.
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Post by BSam on Feb 10, 2006 16:01:43 GMT -5
Sam is still the car!*runs out side* Get in here now! Where are you! *EGHAD!* I left him at Burger King! *floors it* He's gone! Oh well. I'll just wait for him to showup at the ball. Let's do The Cotton Eyed Joe! ok, i'm here now... *dances etc* erm, *wonders how alcoholic the punch is* |
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Post by Libitina on Feb 10, 2006 16:04:20 GMT -5
What on Earth would possess you to post such a horrid song, Triangle Eyes? Honestly.
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Post by Zavi on Feb 10, 2006 16:05:10 GMT -5
For our last song, "Defying Gravity"!
-sings again-
(spoken) Elphaba - why couldn't you have stayed calm for
once, instead of flying off the handle!
(sung) I hope you're happy!
I hope you're happy now
I hope you're happy how you
Hurt your cause forever
I hope you think you're clever!
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Post by twistedbrain on Feb 10, 2006 16:06:17 GMT -5
Elphaba:I hope you're happy
I hope you're happy, too
I hope you're proud how you
Would grovel in submission
To feed your own ambition
Both: So though I can't imagine how
I hope you're happy right now
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Post by Zavi on Feb 10, 2006 16:07:28 GMT -5
GLINDA
(spoken) Elphie, listen to me. Just say you're sorry:
(sung) You can still be with the Wizard
What you've worked and waited for
You can have all you ever wanted:
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Post by BSam on Feb 10, 2006 16:07:32 GMT -5
What on Earth would possess you to post such a horrid song, Triangle Eyes? Honestly. i concurr, even if you are my date triangle, and even if you claim to hate the song, do you still have to sing it? |
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Post by twistedbrain on Feb 10, 2006 16:08:30 GMT -5
ELPHABA
(spoken) I know:
(sung) But I don't want it -
No - I can't want it
Anymore:
Something has changed within me
Something is not the same
I'm through with playing by the rules
Of someone else's game
Too late for second-guessing
Too late to go back to sleep
It's time to trust my instincts
Close my eyes: and leap!
It's time to try
Defying gravity
I think I'll try
Defying gravity
And you can't pull me down!
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Post by Zavi on Feb 10, 2006 16:09:27 GMT -5
That song is.....nevermind.
GLINDA
Can't I make you understand?
You're having delusions of grandeur:
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Post by twistedbrain on Feb 10, 2006 16:10:46 GMT -5
ELPHABA
I'm through accepting limits
'Cuz someone says they're so
Some things I cannot change
But till I try, I'll never know!
Too long I've been afraid of
Losing love I guess I've lost
Well, if that's love
It comes at much too high a cost!
I'd sooner buy
Defying gravity
Kiss me goodbye
I'm defying gravity
And you can't pull me down:
(spoken) Glinda - come with me. Think of what we could
do: together.
(sung) Unlimited
Together we're unlimited
Together we'll be the greatest team
There's ever been
Glinda -
Dreams, the way we planned 'em
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Post by Zavi on Feb 10, 2006 16:12:05 GMT -5
GLINDA
If we work in tandem:
BOTH
There's no fight we cannot win
Just you and I
Defying gravity
With you and I
Defying gravity
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Post by twistedbrain on Feb 10, 2006 16:12:42 GMT -5
ELPHABA
They'll never bring us down!
(spoken) Well? Are you coming?
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