omg!1 i just fund sumthin out! omg! u hav 2 c this

[Sammmy]

BETRIC IS THE BADLAIERES MOTHER!!!!!!11

[Charles Vane]

Sorry but we've heard this theroy before. wheres your proof? It seriously annoys me when someone says something about the book but has no proof. Are we supposed to take your word when we don't even know you?

[Charles Vane]

Hmmmm?

[Charles Vane]

I know the Candyman. I did a ballet performance with that song once. But why is he is the candyman?

I think this might be one of these things that I am capable of understand but I never do.

[Charles Vane]

Hmm yes. I'm such an idiot. I do this when I'm tired.

No one asks me about my box, it can be rather disapointing.

[Charles Vane]

I'd rather be the idiot. Ok sometimes I'm just a spaz?

hmm nailbiting yes. I now have nails to but I can't bite them.

[Amphagorey]

I love the Candyman! Yeah! Um, where is the proof? The proof? Where is the proof? Where is the proof, the proof, the proof? I feel the weight of the world on my shoulders......Opps. Wrong song. Um yeah, so where is the proof?

[DetectiveDupin]

*dances*
The Candyman can!

[Tay Sachs]

Can I see inside the box?
back OT, I don't thinkt here is much proof for the Baudaire/Beatrice/Mother theory. Lemony directly refutes it when he says that Beatrice perished at tea on a Thursday afternoon. The Baudelaire's mother died in the morning.

[Sammmy]

i dun get it wuz tha candy manZ?

[ice]

Hands said:

he says that Beatrice perished at tea on a Thursday afternoon. The Baudelaire's mother died in the morning.

What if Mrs. Baudelaire died in the hospital that afternoon of injuries sustained in/while escaping the fire and the children never found out?

[Charles Vane]

Wouldn't Mr. Poe have told them that?

Hehe thanks for asking Peaches. My box of desruction is wreaking havoc on my room right now, so I'll have to show it to you later.

[Tay Sachs]

If Beatrice had died in that fire at the hospital I am sure Lemony would've mentioned it, seeing as she is his object of unattainable worship.

[babaygurl]

well i have just started the 10nt book but if betrice is the baudelaires mother then that means that lemony snicket must be the father cuzz they where lovers rite??? and that makes jaques snicket the brother of lemony snicket mab then that means hes the uncle

[SnicketFires]

But Beatrice dumped Lemony and went after someone else?

So how's your box, Pandora? Can i take a peek inside it?