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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 14, 2003 13:05:04 GMT -5
Lets teach poodles how to fly:
"Hello, I am Alexander the Proffeser, and I'll teach poodles how to fly, so sign up for this lesson!"
CountOlaf: We dont have to sign up.
Alexander: Sure we do
CountOlaf: No, just get on with it.
Alexander: Sure, fine. *walks over to the window, picks up a poodle* This is a poodle!
CountOlaf: I know that
Alexander: Fine...*throws poodle out the window*
Alexander: Errr....it takes them a little while...
CountOlaf: ooo, that old ladies gonna sue you...
Alexander: Well, this poodle can fly. *throws poodle out the window*
CountOlaf: Wow, that was the presidant!
Alexander: heh, it takes a little while. This one can fly.*throws poodle out the window*
CountOlaf: Its flying! WOW!!!
Alexander: I know, I know
CountOlaf: Hold up, its on a plane
Alexander:*cries* IM A FRAUD! IM SORRY! *jumps out the window*
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 14, 2003 13:09:44 GMT -5
..............
WOW!!!!!!
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 14, 2003 13:13:37 GMT -5
;)is that a good thing?
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 14, 2003 13:14:24 GMT -5
yeah, thats really cool!
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 14, 2003 13:15:15 GMT -5
im making the next one called wheel of fish
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 14, 2003 13:20:08 GMT -5
OOH! Hope that just as good as the first one!
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 14, 2003 13:24:01 GMT -5
WELCOME TO THE WHEEEEEEEL of FISH!!!! Todays contestants are... The youngest person to be on the show...DetectiveDupin!!!!
Next is the greatest mind of all time, CountOlaf!
And finally, the smartest person on this board 15-If!(King of Dark Avenue)
CountOlaf:Hey! 15-If: yo my home doggs DetectiveDupin:Hi my 10 yr old friends back home!
First part is the fish fighting contest! pick a fish!
CountOlaf: I pick red herring DD: I want a guppie 15-if: I want a swordfish
*gives them the fish*
FIGHT!!
CountOlaf dodges the sword and slaps 15-If in the face. The swordfish stabs him in the arm, and he falls on DD.
DD:Guppies are gooood! *eats guppie*
15-If has won!!!
2nd part: The fish eating contest!
*gives everyone a big piece of fish*
GO!!!!
DD eats and eats. 15-If eats. countOlaf eats. Its a close battle, but in the end, 15-If and CountOlaf are tied, so now its face off before the 3rd battle!
Face-down:Sumo Wrestling
15-If has become so big from eating fish and so has CountOlaf. 15-If body slams olaf, and Olaf body slams 15-if, but in the end, none of them win, so DD wins!
3rd Match:Dolpin Race!
*gives everyone a dolphin*
GO!
CountOlaf's dolphin is fast, but doesnt listen much. 15-Ifs is slow but tries its hardest and listnes. And DD's dolphin is obediant and fast and slow at the same time.
And the winner is......OLAF!!!!
Uh oh, everyone has won one event...who will win the prize?
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 14, 2003 13:26:23 GMT -5
Wow! This is so cool!
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 14, 2003 13:29:05 GMT -5
Wheel of Fish, Part 2
The judges have decide
15-If wins!!!
Now, what prize will you choose? Box 1: The box of money?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Box2: The box of mystery
Crowd:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Or, Box:3 the box of nothingness
15-If: *is silent* How about Box 3?
In box 3....is NOTHING! YOUR SO STUPID!!!
Crowd: *chants* Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid
15-If: I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU ALLL
*meanwhile*
CountOlaf:Cheers Dupin *drinks Rootbeer*
DD:Cheers! *eats guppies*
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 14, 2003 13:35:08 GMT -5
This is so wicked!!!! GO ME!!
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 14, 2003 13:35:46 GMT -5
im thinkin of my next one
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 14, 2003 13:42:24 GMT -5
Conan the Libarian:
Narrarator: Out of the depths, Conan has become....a LIBARIAN!!!
Torgo: hey Conan, these Libary Books are overdue, I hope you dony mind...
Conan:Mind? OF COURSE I MIND! AHHHHHHHH!!!! *slices Torgo in half*
Swans:Do you know where the astrology section is?
Conan: DONT YOU KNOW THE SOLA SYSTEM?!
Swans: Uhh....*runs away*
Neomi: hey, where is this section?
Conan: DONT YOU KNOW, THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?!
Narrarator: He is Conan the libarian. Making authroity in the libary! Right Conan?
Conan: WHY DONT YOU ASK THE GUY TELLING THIS STORY?*punchs Narrarator*
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 14, 2003 13:42:48 GMT -5
It was short, oh well
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 14, 2003 14:11:42 GMT -5
heeheee *does hyserical laughing* I wanna appear in another one!
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Nov 14, 2003 17:14:46 GMT -5
No you should kill Neomi; let Torgo live to insult Neomi's dead body. ;D
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