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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 17, 2003 13:08:13 GMT -5
Violet,Klaus and Sunny had pleasure facial features. They were very smart and cunning. But misfortune followed them everywhere they went. Everywhere. And the misfortune to follow would leave the middle Baudelaire in a series of predicaments. The Bauds' were walking through the city, disguised because the newspaper told everyone they were criminals. "Klaus look!" Violet whispered If you knew Violet, you knew she was an inventor. Suprisingly, she didnt have anything on her mind. She and her siblings were about to catch a plane with Olaf. "Its the hook handed man!!" Klaus whispered "Good job sunny!" If you knew Klaus, you also knew that he was a great reader and was always looking for books. Today, though, he wasnt interested in a book. He could die. Olaf could know their plan. Anything. "thanks!" Sunny shrieked Like most babies Sunny spoke in phrases noone could understand. She loved biting things. But today, she didnt even bite the raw carrot she had. She could be kidnapped AGAIN! The siblings boarded the plane expertly, a word which here means Acting as if they owned the plane and wasnt scared of Olaf-,. Suddenly, a voice broke their silence. "Hello brats" came the voice of Olaf Count Olaf was supposedly their 3rd cousin(or sumthin) but the Bauds' werent quite sure. "We dont know what your talking about" Violet said CountOlaf smiled just as a weird kid came up. "QUIGLEY IS A TWIT QUIGLEY IS A TWIT!" he was yelling. Olaf looked confused, then held VIolet and Sunny by the ears. "If you want your sisters back, give me the fortune" Klaus gasped. Olaf had never been this straightfoward. The planes engine started up. Olaf pushed Klaus out and the plane flew off with his sisters
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 17, 2003 13:12:32 GMT -5
Yay!!! That's good!
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 17, 2003 13:35:04 GMT -5
"VIOLET! SUNNY!" Klaus yelled Klaus looked around. Uggh, Violet is the inventor, he thought. Then, he realized that the plane hadnt acutally took off. Klaus took a running jump and got on te plane. "Glad you could make it Klaus" a voice said\ Klaus turned around and saw the kid who had been jumping around. "Im Tyler, and Quigley is a twit" tyler said Klaus stared. "Quigley Quagmire?" he asked as he held on as tight as he could to the wing. "The one and only" Tyler said "Im a VFDer' Klaus smiled."What does VFD stand for?" Tyler looked at him."It stands for Volunteer--" Klaus couldnt here him over the roar of the engine. Suddenly, Olaf came out. "Ahh, yes, Tyler and Klaus" he smirked They sat their staring fiercly at eachother. Suddenly, Olaf came up and grabbed Tyler and Klaus. "Let me go, you twit" Tyler yelled Olaf smiled"That wouldnt be fun, would it?" The plane lowered, and Klaus and Tyler gasped in horror as they realized Olaf had taken them to the Slippery Slope. He pushed them off and got into the plane, as the plane flew away. "Soo, what does VFD stand for?" Klaus asked "Volunteer -" he never said the rest because a dart hit him in the side of the neck. "Quigley is a twit, deeerrr" He said and then fainted. Klaus looked around and saw somebody running away. Klaus picked up Tyler and ran after the snniper. "Stop!" Klaus yelled The sniper picked up pace. He wasnt much older than 9. Klaus yelleed until finally, the sniper gave up. "Whats your name?" Klaus demanded violently. "Im not tellin" said the kid Klaus, who wasnt in the mood for niceness, choked the kid. "ahh! Ok, my names george!" He gasped Klaus stopped. ""Sorry" George studied Tyler. "Oh my god, I shot tyler. I thought he was olaf" Now, if your wondering when Klaus is going to get misfortune that wont be a while. But it will be bad. Klaus looked at George. "What does VFD stand for?" George smiled. "Volunteer's Forever Disguised" Klaus frowned."oh" George picked up Tyler and all 3 of them (excpet Tyler) walked to a house. George unlocked the door."Welcome to Georges Pad" Tyler had woken up and Klaus looked around. "Check it out" George whispered. Their was a huge libarty in one corner. In the other was a refrigerator, and some other stuff. Klaus looked at a book. VFD Codes. He picked it up and read out loud "If a non-member ask what does VFD stand for, tell them Volunteers Forever Disguised, Verbal Fridge Dialouge or whatever you can think off" George looked guilty as he passed them hot chocolate. "Yeah, I have tp abide by the rules" he said. Tyler got up."Quigley is a twit" he said, then drunk some hotchocolate. Suddenly, a torch was thrown in the window. Georges eyes lit up with bravery. "ok, Klaus grab that sugarbowl on the table" Tyler gasped."Your giving the sugarbowl to HIM!" George emptied select books from the shelf, but them into a bag and gave it to klaus. He filled another one with food and other things, then hurried him out.
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 17, 2003 14:29:20 GMT -5
OMG!
I knew what V.F.D. was the whole time!!!
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 17, 2003 14:50:50 GMT -5
;Di thoought you'd be mad at me for using my real name
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 17, 2003 15:08:58 GMT -5
Klaus ran out the house. The house was all burned down. Would George and Tyler make it? Someone ran out, and Klaus realized it was Tyler. "Klaus!" Tyler said, wheezing Klaus looked around for George. Then the 10 yr olds figure appeared. "Klaus" he breathed "lets go, we gotta go!" Klaus,George and Tyler ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran. and ran and ran and ran and ran. Finally, they got to a tower. The VFD Sign was on it. "This is where I leave you" George said Klaus looked arround. "Who will pilot it?" George shrugged"You or Tyler" Klaus and Tyler boardered the plane and flew off. They said their final goodbyes to George. It wasnt the last time they'd see him. He wouldnt die. Not just yet. *************************************************
Klaus and Tyler finally got used to the plane. "Where can Olaf be!" Tyler thought out loud Klaus thought. Anywhere. Anywhere at all. All over the world. Klaus decided to make a pit stop and stopped right on a country lawn. This place looked familiar. "Uncle Montys house used to be here!" klaus blurted. Tyler looked around and pointed. A plane was landing about 100 miles away.The pilot was Kevin. Wow. What luck, Klaus thought. But why were they stopping?
Klaus and Tyler hopped into the plane and flew high. They circled around the sky, in the clouds, until Olafs plane flew off. Tyler put his foot on the gas and flew behind Olafs plane. Hugos head popped out of an open window. He looked straight at them and went back inside, probally to inform Olaf. Olafs plane went behind a couple of clouds then dissapeared. "They dissapeared!" Klaus yelled Tyler scanned the ground. "They landed somewhere" Tyler informed him Klaus looked in the bag and took out a map. He studied it, then pointed at a coffee stain. "Look!" Klaus said "Olivia said that was a secret code of the VFD!" Tyler studied it. "Its right by Lake Lachymoyse, lets land" Klaus steered the plane. The cliff where Aunt Josephines house used to be was their. But no airport. "I dont see anything" Klaus said Tyler checked the map. "I dont see it anywhere" Tyler admitted
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Post by Tyler on Nov 17, 2003 19:14:43 GMT -5
O______O
Oh my...
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 18, 2003 12:22:28 GMT -5
I'm gonna die?
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 18, 2003 13:15:59 GMT -5
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 18, 2003 13:24:10 GMT -5
They flew the plane and still didnt find it. "Hmm, maybe it really IS a coffee stain" Klaus said Tyler stared and stared and then smiled. "its in a cave!" he exclaimed They landed until they came to a rather large cave. Klaus and Tyler landed and got out. "No sign of Olaf" Tyler said Suddenly somebody grabbed Tyler. "Ahh, let go of me" CountOlaf was behind them, grabbing Tyler and choking him, forcing him to eat a bananna. Then, CountOlaf threw Tyler to the leeches. "NOOOO!!!" CountOlaf smiled"Your next" Klaus backed away. And Olaf came foward. No way out. Suddenly, Olaf was knocked backwards and Klaus gasped as Quigley stepped up. "Hey, wait a second. Werent you by the Slippery Slope?" Quigley smiled"Yup, and I got here. Who cares lets go" Suddenly, Tyler got up. His arm was bloody from leeches. Luckily, their had only been a few. "Twit!" He yelled at Quigley, as he punched him. Quigley, stunned, fell backwards. "What was that for?" Klaus asked "I dont trust him, lets go" They got into the plane and flew off. Quigley started to stir. Tyler put his foot on Quigleys throat. "Tyler, stop" Klaus urged Tyler didnt he added wait. "TYLER!" Tyler stopped and looked around. "No sign of CountOlaf" Klaus and Tyler and Quigley flew off towards north to get tp Hotel Deunoment
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Post by Vacuum Pot on Nov 18, 2003 13:37:51 GMT -5
If George has to die, Tyler should, too!
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 18, 2003 13:50:49 GMT -5
I'm too young to die!
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 18, 2003 13:52:16 GMT -5
fine, hector, Tyler will die also
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 18, 2003 13:53:31 GMT -5
I still have to die?
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 18, 2003 14:16:04 GMT -5
if u dont wanna die u wont
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