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Post by lemonysinlaw on Dec 26, 2003 8:47:45 GMT -5
Opposite of Prequel: In Letters
March 1st Ms. Isadora Quagmire c/o Milder Mansion Renbrick Road, Somewhere 01234 Dearest Isadora, Your brother (Duncan) here. There's a Quagmire reunion in three weeks at a special place just for family reunions. You know, he just got married recently? He never told me who to. I'm planning to go with Violet. Hoping to see you soon, Your brother, Duncan Quagmire---- March 6th Dear Duncan, I'll be there. And I heard some news about Violet. I don't quite remember what it is, (a lot's going on) but it's important. Ask her when you go with her, please.
Your sister,Isadora Quagmire---- March 10th Dearest Violet, Hello. I haven't seen you in a long time. I wanted to know if you want to go to the Quagmire Reunion with me. Hoping you'll say yes, Duncan Quagmire---- March 15th Dear Violet, Oh. Duncan Quagmire---- March 15th Dear Duncan, WHAT HAPPENED? [/font] Isadora Quagmire---- March 19h Dear Isadora, Violet called me after she got my letter. She said that she was married to Quigley and that she couldn't go with me and that she was sorry and a whole load of other crap. I'm sorry. I just can't stand her right now. What's your phone number? I really don't want to go through this through letters. Duncan QuagmireP.S. Don't count on me coming to the Family Reunion. ---- Dear Duncan, Why didn't you come to the family reunion? I was looking forward to seeing you there. Violet Baudelaire
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Dec 26, 2003 14:35:12 GMT -5
I like!
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Post by 5Peppermint5 on Dec 26, 2003 16:24:52 GMT -5
Hear, hear! Do continue!
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Post by Addieor on Dec 27, 2003 1:40:47 GMT -5
Very good! Short, but funny! Do continue!
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Post by BaudelaireQuagmire on Dec 27, 2003 8:25:50 GMT -5
Nicely humourous.
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Post by Pucca on Dec 27, 2003 11:44:31 GMT -5
cool! thats good, carry on!
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Jan 1, 2004 9:07:50 GMT -5
Violet,
I didn't know you were married to Quigley. Didn't you think we had something? Er, a spark?
Wait. Never mind. I didn't know Quigley was alive. Quigley didn't know where I was or that I had something with you. Or at least that's what I thought I had. Anyway, you were the only one who was with both of us and knew it. I should be mad at you.
-D
P.S. I guess our only contact will be through VFD. Meeting's next week at 11:30.
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Dear Quigley,
I'm really sorry for anything I did to...make you feel bad. I didn't know you liked Violet, and vice versa. I guess the only person to blame is Violet.
-Duncan
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J,
Remember to bring the stenographer typewriter.
L
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L,
Here is a transcript of the meeting.
L: Welcome. Is everyone here?
Everyone: Yes.
L: Good. Now the whereabouts of O and E are unknown, so now divulging secret information in meetings.
A voice: Damn.
K: Then where are we to divulge secret information?
S: Didn't you hear something?
L: No.
K: I did.
J: I did too.
E: Haha! Simple fools! We are listening in and you cannot stop us?
L: Damn.
K: Where are they?
D: I don't know.
D: There aren't very many hiding spots in this room.
S: Puta!
V: Right, S! There they are!
K: Olaf is there.
I: Run!
O: Fools.
E: He isn't there to hurt you, he just wants to--
O: Steal your fortunes!
[Everyone has left.]
O: Damn.
-J
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Post by Sheepdogg Plankton on Jan 1, 2004 12:55:46 GMT -5
humorous!
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Jan 2, 2004 10:01:26 GMT -5
Sorry about the repetitive Damn. I say that too much myself.
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Jan 2, 2004 14:06:05 GMT -5
Hehee.
Keep this up!
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Post by The Amazing...Spider-Man! on Jan 2, 2004 14:14:43 GMT -5
nice
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Jan 3, 2004 13:28:21 GMT -5
From the Desk of Justice Strauss
The Duchess of Winnipeg Dear Mr. Q. Quagmire, This is not the first letter I have written to people who wish to get a divorce. Though I regret I cannot help you with your wife and you about the divorce. I'm sorry your wedding bells did sound untruthfully. Ring! You should not marry one who does not love how one should. Know this: You are young, you do not yet know love. I'm very emotional on the subject, I was once in love. Not too long ago, actually. He was nice but mysterious. So...a good marriage for you young ones is a miracle. Judge everyone by what's inside their heart, not their looks. And what were you thinking, Q, marrying Violet Baudelaire? She and Duncan are perfect for each other. Get that in your head! Now you know about marriage. So start your brainpower, Q, start your thinking about the right girl! Before the wedding bells ring untruthfully again! -R
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Post by negativenine on Jan 3, 2004 14:01:52 GMT -5
Nice stuff! I, myself, find the "damn"s funny... I think I'm picturing them with funny accents, though, so that may be why.... Somehow, I'm getting "You should love love so Judge were perfect know about" for a code in the last part, though...
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Post by Mrs. (Alphonse) Elric on Jan 3, 2004 17:12:24 GMT -5
How Sweet...The Violet question we've all been wondering about... Duncan or Quigley.... I vote Duncan.
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Post by SnicketFires on Jan 4, 2004 20:25:13 GMT -5
I like them. Duncan!
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