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Post by Emmerz ze Silly Goose on Aug 23, 2004 17:40:32 GMT -5
I found this... Madonna will be cast as Esme Squalor and Johnny Depp is rumored to play Jerome, Esme's boyfriend. This rumor is coming from a tabloid. The article was about how Madonna's career was on a slump, but is coming back. They said that, and I quote, "Her apparent role in the upcoming Lemony Snicket sequel just might give Madonna the career boost that she's been waiting for. Madge will star alongside big names like Jim Carrey, and our sources tell us that she will play Esme Squalor, the stylish woman dating Jerome, a character who will possibly be played by none other than Johnny Depp, who is very busy with a remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and an upcoming stop-animation flick, The Corpse Bride, both directed by Tim Burton."
All I have to say. Madonna as Esme!? Eeee! I love Madonna, but eeeeee. Johnny Depp as Jerome? Hey I don't really care, but then you start to wonder..."Then why would Esme leave Jerome? He's friggin' hot!" Lol.
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Post by Dewhirst on Aug 23, 2004 21:25:34 GMT -5
Jerome is Esme's husband. Madonna... as Esme?? That's freaky...
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Post by Tyler on Aug 23, 2004 21:31:45 GMT -5
Madonna as Esmé? Johnny Depp as Jerome?!
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Post by Dark on Aug 23, 2004 21:34:32 GMT -5
I really like Madonna. And once in costume she could make a great Esme. But I don't like her acting, so I think it's not an excellent idea.
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Post by Dewhirst on Aug 23, 2004 22:11:02 GMT -5
...But I don't like her acting, so I think it's not an excellent idea. Go jump in a lake. Well, no, on second thought don't- I didn't mean that. What I meant was something like, "I quite agree."
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Post by Lychii on Aug 23, 2004 22:53:10 GMT -5
I heard about this. I personly think Madona would make a better Esme than those other singers out there ... *shudders at the thought of Beonce being Esme*
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Post by Dark on Aug 23, 2004 22:54:52 GMT -5
Well, I can also imagine worse Esmes... but there are better than Madonna. I love Madonna as a singer, but not as an actress.
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Post by Countess Mecilia on Aug 23, 2004 22:58:34 GMT -5
Johnny Depp and Madonna?! My god, and I though Jim Carrey was a bad casting choice...
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Post by Sheri on Aug 24, 2004 0:11:50 GMT -5
How odd cause I always thought Johnny would make a good Jerome. Madonna as Esme, well, I can definitely picture her being that vain and evil. I don't know about those two together though. But it's really Olaf and Esme that are the real couple anyway, right?
Being so early, I'd take this all as a rumor, especially if it was stated in a tabloid.
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Post by Dae on Aug 24, 2004 0:16:09 GMT -5
Heh, I suppose that will work okay, but, I didn't know Madonna acted. Now that you mention it though I think I saw her in a commercial for some show though. Will and Grace maybe. Heh. But back on the subject...She looks the part, and Johnny Depp will probably make a good Jerome. Yesh.
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Post by Dark on Aug 24, 2004 0:51:07 GMT -5
It's interesting... In what tabloid did you read this? Anyway, there haven't been any news about a sequel...
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Post by Dae on Aug 24, 2004 1:00:49 GMT -5
Where did you get this from?
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Post by OlafsAssociate on Aug 24, 2004 13:43:20 GMT -5
If that is true....
THAT IS SO AWESOME!!! I CAN SO IMAGINE MADONNA BEING ESME!!!!
Although there are better choices for Esme, I can see her playing Esme. I truely can. ^_^ yay! And Johnny Depp is cool, hes a great actor.
Its still a rumor, but I like the idea.
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Post by Candi on Aug 24, 2004 13:54:27 GMT -5
Madonna...as Esme? I guess I can sort of picture it, but I always imagined Esme to have black, not blonde, hair. ::shrugs::
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Post by Antenora on Aug 24, 2004 13:58:40 GMT -5
They could always dye her hair just for the film. Emmy, just where did you get this article? Tabloids are not exactly sources of complete truth, just so you know.
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